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Helio
Posted: September 11th, 2009, 1:46pm
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The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick, III
Synopsis: It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead.
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rendevous
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I've met a few women in my time who that problem.
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Grandma Bear
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Helio
Posted: September 11th, 2009, 2:09pm
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It is a weird book! By the way I loved the title. Well, in reality I love all things related to it!
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Sandra Elstree.
Posted: September 11th, 2009, 2:14pm
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And a weird world.
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Posted: September 11th, 2009, 5:00pm
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stevie
Posted: September 11th, 2009, 7:13pm
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The vagina is part of the female reproductive organs, Pia...
(Sorry but I couldn't help myself)
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Sandra Elstree.
Posted: September 11th, 2009, 7:19pm
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The vagina is part of the female reproductive organs, Pia... (Sorry but I couldn't help myself)
In our world, it's the entrance to life itself. The vagina is very important and very Divine. Sacred as the Man who fills it with his Greatness. I would have a thousand and ten thousand to the nth power children with my husband. Infinite children. Infinite love.
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Grandma Bear
Posted: September 11th, 2009, 7:28pm
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Damn! If I'd known it was that important I would've charged more...
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stevie
Posted: September 11th, 2009, 7:35pm
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In our world, it's the entrance to life itself. The vagina is very important and very Divine. Sacred as the Man who fills it with his Greatness. I would have a thousand and ten thousand to the nth power children with my husband. Infinite children. Infinite love. Sandra[/quote] That is awesome imagery Sandra. I'll have to get my missus to read it... By the way, are you adding a letter to your user surname every month?
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rendevous
Posted: September 12th, 2009, 8:13am
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Damn! If I'd known it was that important I would've charged more...
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The vagina is part of the female reproductive organs, Pia... (Sorry but I couldn't help myself)
Cometh the opportunity then cometh the man...
I was pissing myself about that for at least half an hour.
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Niles_Crane
Posted: September 12th, 2009, 10:44am
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Anyone remember a film called "Grim Prairie Tales"? It was a collection of ghost stories set in the old west. One story concerned this woman who - how can I best describe this - - - sucks the men she is having sex with up into herself via her vagina and digests them! It's the only bit of the movie I can remember!
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