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Actually, the best part was that no one questioned the Mexican reference.

Some gay men and lesbians do not like being put in the same group, FWIW.


Phil


Because one is hot and the other is gross?


Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.
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I'm Mexican and I like Lucha Libre. Now, I feel insulted. I shall vent my anger out by making a thread titled "Mexicans" on the General Chat section of the site.

Your days of bigotry are at an end, Phil.

--Julio
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If this goes on much longer, I’ve got a rotten feeling that Phil will be inspired to pen,
“Not Even Death...Of a Mexican Homosexual…Named Miguel”
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I shall vent my anger out by making a thread titled "Mexicans" on the General Chat section of the site.


And everyone will discuss whether they prefer a juicy taco or a beefy burrito. Some people might even enjoy both.  Though, of course, some will say if it ain't dog then it isn't the real thing.    
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Quoted from Abe from LA
If this goes on much longer, I’ve got a rotten feeling that Phil will be inspired to pen,
“Not Even Death...Of a Mexican Homosexual…Named Miguel”


This thread has gotten weird at an unusually fast pace....


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And everyone will discuss whether they prefer a juicy taco or a beefy burrito. Some people might even enjoy both.  Though, of course, some will say if it ain't dog then it isn't the real thing.    


I love juicy tacos!  I don't mind people who like beefy burrito's, i just hate the way they have to flaunt it in my face.  
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Quoted from Abe from LA
If this goes on much longer, I’ve got a rotten feeling that Phil will be inspired to pen,
“Not Even Death...Of a Mexican Homosexual…Named Miguel”


And I shall expect a 28 point font plug in his signature a day and a half later.

Tacos and burritos for everybody!



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"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper." - Steve Martin
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This thread has gotten strange. Phil will be probably write a "Mexican Homosexual" script too.

Btw, how'd this thread get from the topic of Mike to Tacos?


Isle 10- A series I'm currently writing with my friend Adam and it will go into production soon. Think The Office meets 10 Items or Less.

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Quoted from Aaron
This thread has gotten strange. Phil will be probably write a "Mexican Homosexual" script too.

Btw, how'd this thread get from the topic of Mike to Tacos?


I think by the use of the same method I use in my writing. The method is: There is no method.   That would explain some things, maybe, I guess. Actually, I'm positively certain that I'm completely unsure.

Anyways, back to the topic of the thread: Yeah, I actually think I like tacos with the hard shell over the soft shell. I like to make Spanish rice.

Sandra




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I actually think I like tacos with the hard shell over the soft shell.


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Blasphemy! Soft tacos rule.

Burritos are overrated but still good.

When Phil writes his Mexican Homosexual script, his protagonist better prefer burritos over tacos, because no straight Mexican would stand a burrito over a taco.

Yeah, I just said something bigoted...with food as my weapon.




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Blasphemy! Soft tacos rule.

Burritos are overrated but still good.

--Julio



Ah no!!! Really? I thought Burritos were soft tacos. I'm really messed up, I'd better do some proper research if I ever plan on writing a script in the one location of Taco Time.

Don't anyone steal that idea!   Young Russian girl discovers her roots in the most unlikely of places. No. Old Ukrainian dude discovers a fresh cabbage roll wrapped in his Burrito, but the culprit has escaped. The only lead he has is inside the fortune cookie left on the windshield of his car.  

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These are real mexican tacos:


http://lifespotlight.com/images/2007/12/519531187_f4dbd0b030.jpg


As you can see, the tortilla is soft. You have to hold them by the tips. Hard shell tacos don't get as much attention there as here in the States. Actually, one of the few things I miss from Mexico (through my mother's recent marriage, I now reside in the U.S) are my tacos

American tacos taste good, but different.

A burrito is usually completely wrapped in its tortilla (on one or both sides depending on how it's served) and has different contents.

http://www.carlosandgabbysbrooklyn.com/images/chicken%20burrito.jpg

I have now given you the necessary information to complete your glorious work of art, Sandra.

--Julio

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Quoted from ReaperCreeper
This are real mexican tacos:


http://lifespotlight.com/images/2007/12/519531187_f4dbd0b030.jpg


As you can see, the tortilla is soft. You have to hold them by the tips. Hard shell tacos don't get as much attention there as here in the States. Actually, one of the few things I miss from Mexico (through my mother's recent marriage, I now reside in the U.S) are my tacos

American tacos taste good, but different.

A burrito is usually completely wrapped in its tortilla (on one or both sides depending on how it's served) and has different contents.

http://www.carlosandgabbysbrooklyn.com/images/chicken%20burrito.jpg

I have now given you the necessary information to complete your glorious work of art, Sandra.

--Julio


But now I'm really hungry for a "real" taco.  

Sandra



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Hey, tacos at my house!

(But I feel compelled to warn you, I live very near Mexico.)

James


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Quoted from Sandra Elstree.
Old Ukrainian dude discovers a fresh cabbage roll...

...shaped like the Virgin Mary.



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