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 Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (currently 3248 views) |
| dresseme |
| Posted: May 7th, 2009, 5:44pm |
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| Zombie Sean |
| Posted: May 7th, 2009, 6:13pm |
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I dare you to watch it.....
And if you have seen it...Well...Then...
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...I dare you to say you liked it.
Has horror hit rock bottom?
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| dresseme |
| Posted: May 7th, 2009, 6:15pm |
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Has horror hit rock bottom?
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This screenshot says "No."  |
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| mcornetto |
| Posted: May 7th, 2009, 6:30pm |
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Oh! That's classic. I can't wait to see this. |
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| dogglebe |
| Posted: May 7th, 2009, 6:30pm |
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It looks like horror....
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| dresseme |
| Posted: May 7th, 2009, 6:45pm |
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Quoted from dogglebe It looks like horror....
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Not sure if this is what you were going for, but it definitely reminded me of this:  |
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| Zombie Sean |
| Posted: May 7th, 2009, 6:55pm |
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LocationColorado Posts1547 Posts Per Day 0.23 |
Okay, okay, I HAVE to see this now. You had me at the screen shot and that line.
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| Tommyp |
| Posted: May 7th, 2009, 7:05pm |
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Been Around  Continuity Is For Pussies...
LocationAustralia Posts701 Posts Per Day 0.12 |
I bet it won't even show where I live. Disappointment... I will have to acquire a copy though, this looks absolutely shite. |
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| greg |
| Posted: May 7th, 2009, 11:32pm |
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Old Timer  Oh Hi
LocationSan Diego, California Posts1680 Posts Per Day 0.24 |
I think the poster is actually kind of cool...except for the lame title and the fact that everything is horribly unscaled...
Will have to check it out! |
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| Old Time Wesley |
| Posted: May 7th, 2009, 11:51pm |
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LocationOntario, Canada Posts2908 Posts Per Day 0.38 |
A movie that comes out in less than two weeks without a trailer? I think they know it's bad or else they would be pimping this hard.
The pictures released (all two of them) can pass.
Any of these straight to DVD monster movies that come out seemingly every few months any good?
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| dogglebe |
| Posted: May 8th, 2009, 8:46am |
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| Old Time Wesley |
| Posted: May 8th, 2009, 9:36am |
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LocationOntario, Canada Posts2908 Posts Per Day 0.38 |
I saw that too but it looks unfinished (I hope)
If that is true, the shark loses.
The other video I found was a real life version of these creatures and the Octopus won easily. |
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| dresseme |
| Posted: May 8th, 2009, 4:37pm |
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I wonder which one we're supposed to sympathize with. I mean, in all VS. films, they usually make it so you feel more for one than the other.
With Freddy vs. Jason it was Jason...
With Alien vs. Predator it was Predator...
I'm gonna go with the octopus on this one. |
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| dresseme |
| Posted: May 11th, 2009, 6:36pm |
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| mcornetto |
| Posted: May 11th, 2009, 6:47pm |
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Just when you thought it was safe to fly. |
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| dogglebe |
| Posted: May 11th, 2009, 7:32pm |
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I think that, in about two weeks, we should have a special Skype chat just to discuss this stinkburger.
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| Old Time Wesley |
| Posted: May 13th, 2009, 5:26am |
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LocationOntario, Canada Posts2908 Posts Per Day 0.38 |
I have a copy of this film. I will post about it later on today. |
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| The boy who could fly |
| Posted: May 13th, 2009, 12:14pm |
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LocationBritish Columbia, Canada Posts1387 Posts Per Day 0.21 |
I just finished this and it is...um....wow, it sure is something. From the title you get exactly what you would expect from a low budget sci fi starring lorenzo lamas. The acting is quite something, and the writing, with lines like "don't love the water, it doesn't love you back" and "I'm an equal opportunist racist" and the much loved "noooooooooooooo!" It aint well made, it aint well written or directed, but it aint boring. Also I have know idea what was going on with the editor on this, there were a lot of weird cuts and transitions, anyways you get what you expect from Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, it's bad, but in a fun way. |
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| Zombie Sean |
| Posted: May 16th, 2009, 1:58am |
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| Why One |
| Posted: May 16th, 2009, 5:28am |
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| Tommyp |
| Posted: May 16th, 2009, 5:41am |
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Been Around Continuity Is For Pussies...
LocationAustralia Posts701 Posts Per Day 0.12 |
Oh, this production company! I've heard about these guys, but never seen any of their films. They must be doing okay, they have made so many. |
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| Why One |
| Posted: May 16th, 2009, 5:47am |
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Yep, looks like someone's buying into them. I checked out one or two their trailers and my immediate thoughts are... "No."  |
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| stevie |
| Posted: May 16th, 2009, 6:00am |
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LocationDown Under Posts3441 Posts Per Day 0.61 |
I remember when Deborah Gibson was Debbie Gibson, back in the late 80's. she was like the britany spears of her time, except some of her songs were ok. |
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| Old Time Wesley |
| Posted: May 16th, 2009, 8:12am |
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LocationOntario, Canada Posts2908 Posts Per Day 0.38 |
I just finished watching this movie and wow is it bad.
Not even remotely entertaining. Terrible Monsters, bad ending, silly light effects instead of showing the monsters attack.
The highlight was when the Shark jumps out of the water and takes out an airplane.
I have "The Terminators" movie from Asylum to watch next as well as Uwe Boll's Far Cry.
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| dresseme |
| Posted: May 16th, 2009, 2:13pm |
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Not even remotely entertaining. Terrible Monsters, bad ending, silly light effects instead of showing the monsters attack.
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Not even good in a "so-bad-it's-good" way? |
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| michel |
| Posted: June 5th, 2009, 3:53pm |
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Old Timer 
LocationFrance Posts1156 Posts Per Day 0.18 |
I dare you to watch it..... |
Wish me luck. I'm gonna watch it... Hope I'll surivive... Michel  |
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| Old Time Wesley |
| Posted: June 5th, 2009, 4:32pm |
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LocationOntario, Canada Posts2908 Posts Per Day 0.38 |
Wish me luck. I'm gonna watch it... Hope I'll surivive... Michel |
Good luck. When you get back from throwing up and trying to overdose I'll be here to say "Why? What were you thinking?" and point you towards the next disaster "The Terminators" made by the same company as this... If I call it a film is that an insult to film? |
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| Sandra Elstree. |
| Posted: June 5th, 2009, 10:03pm |
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Of The Ancients  What if the Hokey Pokey, IS what it's all about?
LocationBowden, Alberta Posts3664 Posts Per Day 0.60 |
That shark looks mighty familiar! Sandra |
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| michel |
| Posted: June 6th, 2009, 10:53am |
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Old Timer
LocationFrance Posts1156 Posts Per Day 0.18 |
I did survive! I felt asleep 15 minutes after the beginning! Honest! Michel |
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| Zombie Sean |
| Posted: June 6th, 2009, 12:20pm |
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LocationColorado Posts1547 Posts Per Day 0.23 |
I did survive! I felt asleep 15 minutes after the beginning! Honest! Michel |
Ha ha ha that's not fair though. You have to watch the whole thing. Kind of like the tape from The Ring. I should watch this soon...Maybe wait until my friends from Houston leave so I don't make their stay here extremely terrible. Sean |
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| Aaron |
| Posted: June 6th, 2009, 1:43pm |
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The shark graphics look fake as crap and the trailer looks horrible on all levels |
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| Zack |
| Posted: June 6th, 2009, 8:25pm |
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The shark graphics look fake as crap and the trailer looks horrible on all levels |
Yeah... That's why it's awesome. ~Zack~ |
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| alffy |
| Posted: June 7th, 2009, 9:12am |
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LocationThe bleak North East, England Posts2187 Posts Per Day 0.33 |
When I saw this thread I thought it was a piss take but now I've seen the trailer...I'm lost for words.
It looks so bad it might be good...I guess. |
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| Lakewood |
| Posted: June 8th, 2009, 10:07am |
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I admire any film where the lady scientist solves the central problem of the film by having sex in a broom closet with her male counterpart.
"It's pheromones!"
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| dogglebe |
| Posted: June 8th, 2009, 11:06am |
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I admire any film where the lady scientist solves the central problem of the film by having sex in a broom closet with her male counterpart. |
Isn't that how it's normally done? Phil |
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| Blakkwolfe |
| Posted: June 8th, 2009, 7:04pm |
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Maybe Debbie Gibson can make enough to pay her back rent...
Guy #1: I looked into it's eyes
Guy #2 : What'd it look like?
He had better have said "...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye." otherwise I would be sadly disappointed. |
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