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| Air924 |
| Posted: May 24th, 2004, 4:26pm |
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New  I was hungry. Now my Stomach's meowing.
LocationMaine Posts30 Posts Per Day 0.00 |
Floyd
Oh and i think there's a mistake...The demons at fast eddie's Coffee shop so...Why don't you go and finish killing your "vontracts over there... Ok I'm done talking...Oh...Bartender....Do you have Pepsi? i like that better of course coke is....ok ...I'll shut up now.... |
| I tried playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with my imaginary friend Tom.
He was really good.
And i got tired.So i went back inside
And i don't know where he is now... |
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| R.E._Freak |
| Posted: May 24th, 2004, 7:56pm |
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DAMIAN continues to shoot random stuff for no reason.
DAMIAN
Less talky more blasty!
HARRY
Why are you still shooting?!
DAMIAN
I have bullets left! |
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| lesleyjl21 |
| Posted: May 25th, 2004, 1:04am |
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LocationSouthern California Posts206 Posts Per Day 0.03 |
A provocatively dressed attractive young woman, SARAH (from "After Hours") slinks into the bar, adjusting her visible black bra straps underneath a very tight little top.
Eyes all over the room are instantly upon her.
She places her hands on her hips and rolls her eyes at Damian. His back is to her. He's still shooting.
Another moment and she walks confidently up to him. Stands behind him out of the line of fire.
SARAH
Hey.
He doesn't hear.
SARAH
(louder)
Hey!
She taps him on the shoulder. He spins around with his gun directed at her. She is unfazed.
SARAH
(mocking, places hand on chest)
Oh, Grandma, what a big gun you have...
Is that the better to shoot things with?
Damian lowers the gun. He smiles, clearly intrigued by her.
DAMIAN
(sweetly)
And who the hell are you?
She leans closely to him.
SARAH
Your wet dream in the flesh.
(indicates gun)
You always get off with something big
in your hand?
(continue)
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| Air924 |
| Posted: May 25th, 2004, 5:35pm |
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New I was hungry. Now my Stomach's meowing.
LocationMaine Posts30 Posts Per Day 0.00 |
Floyd
If i wanted to see rated R stuff i could have gone and seen my Girlfriend with her new boyfriend...Well as long as were not shooting anymore...Hey where's my coke!!! |
| I tried playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with my imaginary friend Tom.
He was really good.
And i got tired.So i went back inside
And i don't know where he is now... |
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| R.E._Freak |
| Posted: May 25th, 2004, 5:54pm |
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DAMIAN
Hush!
He spins and shoots the last can of Coke off the counter.
DAMIAN
Damn, that was my last bullet.
(beat)
FOR THE .45'S!
He tosses them aside, pulles out a Desert Eagle, and starts shooting again.
SARAH
Unbelievable.
HARRY
He's a little--
(ducks)
--odd, isn't--
(ducks)
--he?
People keep coming and going like nothing's happening, as DAMIAN continues to shoot stuff.
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| Air924 |
| Posted: May 25th, 2004, 5:58pm |
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New I was hungry. Now my Stomach's meowing.
LocationMaine Posts30 Posts Per Day 0.00 |
Floyd
Yeah he's a bit odd in the head
Notices the spilling coke...
Floyd
Guess I'll have to do with a Pepsi! |
| I tried playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with my imaginary friend Tom.
He was really good.
And i got tired.So i went back inside
And i don't know where he is now... |
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| the goose |
| Posted: May 26th, 2004, 12:38pm |
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New  Yippie-kay-ay.
LocationLondon Posts297 Posts Per Day 0.04 |
HARRY
(To Sarah)
Hey, hey, you doing anything
tonight?
(pause)
If not u fancy going to see a
movie or something with me? |
| "We don't make movies for critics, since they don't pay to see them anyhow."
-- Charles Bronson. |
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| R.E._Freak |
| Posted: May 26th, 2004, 1:23pm |
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DAMIAN's guns run dry.
DAMIAN
Huh. That sucks.
(beat)
This is the first time I've ever run out of bullets.
(beat)
AND I LOVED IT!
He starts pistol whipping the wall.
HARRY
Uh huh.
SARAH
I don't know which is worse. Going to a movie with you or watching him try
to pistol whip the wall to death. . .
HARRY
Is he slitting that chair's throat?
DAMIAN(O.S.)
Trying! It's not dying damn it! YEAHAHAHA!
SARAH
. . . what movie?
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| Air924 |
| Posted: May 26th, 2004, 3:42pm |
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New I was hungry. Now my Stomach's meowing.
LocationMaine Posts30 Posts Per Day 0.00 |
Floyd
I wanna go to a movie!!! Can i come? I'm sick of crazy Lunitics...
Notice's all the bullet marks
Floyd
I perfer comedys....With no violence... |
| I tried playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with my imaginary friend Tom.
He was really good.
And i got tired.So i went back inside
And i don't know where he is now... |
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| R.E._Freak |
| Posted: May 26th, 2004, 5:03pm |
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DAMIAN continues to pistol whip the wall and laugh in a totally insane fashion.
DAMIAN
My world isn't real! It's created by an evil genius with no life!
He proceeds to whip out some piano wire and starts cutting up the chair HARRY is leaning on.
HARRY
Please stop that.
DAMIAN
FLUCKS DE BUNNIES PADRE! YAWOHL MEIN CHAIR!
HARRY
. . .
He inches back.
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| tommyd |
| Posted: May 27th, 2004, 5:47am |
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LocationMiddle England Posts20 Posts Per Day 0.00 |
Skyla's foot KICKS the chair high into the air, she BLASTS it to SPLINTERS before it hits the floor.
Damian's not impressed by her move.
SKYLA
(to Damian)
You need to chill the f**k out.
She spins the guns as she holsters them.
She pushes strands of hair from her face.
SKYLA
So, what about this movie?
(beat)
Is it an open invite?
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| R.E._Freak |
| Posted: May 27th, 2004, 12:01pm |
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| Air924 |
| Posted: May 27th, 2004, 8:40pm |
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New I was hungry. Now my Stomach's meowing.
LocationMaine Posts30 Posts Per Day 0.00 |
Floyd
I really wanna see that new comedy movie, Envy.
I heard it's great... You should all come too...
(Notices Damian's Guns)
But I heard security is really tight...
(beat)
Bummer. |
| I tried playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with my imaginary friend Tom.
He was really good.
And i got tired.So i went back inside
And i don't know where he is now... |
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| the goose |
| Posted: May 28th, 2004, 12:09pm |
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New Yippie-kay-ay.
LocationLondon Posts297 Posts Per Day 0.04 |
HARRY
Just me and the girl, people.
I can't snog more than one
(To Floyd)
Sorry, I can see that you're gagging
for it.
(aka Skyla)
Why not try her.
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-- Charles Bronson. |
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| Air924 |
| Posted: May 28th, 2004, 3:13pm |
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New I was hungry. Now my Stomach's meowing.
LocationMaine Posts30 Posts Per Day 0.00 |
Floyd
Ok...Hey Skyla! Wanna go see a Movie?
If not I guess i'll get out of here...Hey! there's a whole through my best hat!!!
He picks up a boston red soxs hat that's filled with bullet holes
I'm guessing Damian's a Yankees fan...
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| I tried playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with my imaginary friend Tom.
He was really good.
And i got tired.So i went back inside
And i don't know where he is now... |
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