DAMIAN
                YEHAW!

He starts making gun sounds and starts running around.

                            HARRY
                  . . .

                              SKYLA
                  . . .

                               FLOYD
                   . . .

                              DAMIAN
                  Yankees? What are Yankees?

                              HARRY
                 Is this a riddle?

                              DAMIAN
                GUYS WITH GUNS!

He keeps making gun sounds.

                              HARRY
                     (to SKYLA)
               You have guns.

                               SKYLA
                Yes. Yes I do.

                                HARRY
                Why don't you put him out of his misery?

                                 SKYLA
                As pathetic as this is it's starting to get entertaining,

                               DAMIAN(O.S.)
                         (bad John Wayne accent)
                 Y'all been messin with thuh wa'erin hole piiiiiiiiiiilgrums.

[CONTINUE]

Sarah looks at Damian and then Skyla.  Sarah's eyes roll.  Skyla sees this and smiles.

                   SARAH
       Look, as unbelievably exciting as this all is,
       I'm sure I've got better ways to spend my
       time.

Sarah's eyes are unwavering.

                    SARAH
            (to Skyla)
        I'm sure you do too.  Don't you?

She advances toward the other girl.

                     SARAH
             (lowly)
       So just how quickly can I get you
       out of here?

(continue)
       

                                      Floyd
                Those Stubbron Yanks...I'm btting you are one...Hey are you threating me with those gun noises?
                                   Damian
And what if i am! Frankfurts Hamburgers!
                                    Floyd
Are you saying German food words? Ok...your...uh...different?

                                  DAMIAN
                    Hell yeah! Papow! Papow!

Skyla gives Sarah a smile.

SKYLA
So people, here's the plan.  Harry, how
d'ya feel about stepping aside and
letting me and Sarah here go to that movie?

She looks at Harry and raises an eyebrow.

SKYLA
Well?  Any objections?

HARRY
As long as I can watch.

SKYLA
(to Sarah)
Men!

They share a smile.

SKYLA
(to Floyd)
And sorry darlin' you just ain't my type.

FLOYD
Shucks, rejected twice in one day.

He looks upset.

SARAH
Sometimes that's the way it goes.

SKYLA
But before I go I have something I
wanna do.

She whips out the guns with her usual style.  She trains them on Damian who is still running circles around the bar, making gun noises.

POV SKYLA
We look down the sites of the gun, she's locked and loaded on Damian.

SKYLA (OS)
Anyone got any objections if I
put Yankee Doodle Dandy here
out of his misery
(beat)
And us out of ours?

(continue)

                               Floyd
         Yes! Blood makes me throw up!
        Runs towards the Bathroom Saying:
          Wait till I'm here there!

DAMIAN turns to her.

                            DAMIAN
                Bullets? Having an affect on me? Please.

SKYLA fires, the bullet hits DAMIAN's arm.

He stands there.

                              DAMIAN
                OW! What the bloody hell were you thinking, that hurt!

He runs off and hides behind the bar.

                              DAMIAN(O.S.)
                Fear me!

[CONTINUE]

                 Floyd comes out of the bathroom
                                   Floyd
  I heard the shot...Is he dead?

                            DAMIAN
           You cannot defeat me! I am eternal and odd!

                           HARRY
           Why can't I watcH? Watching is all
           the hip....better still why can't I
           join in? I mean joining in is good isn't
          it? Well?


They give him a look.

                            DAMIAN
           Watch? Watch? What's the time Mr.
           Wolf?

Suddenley the door bursts inward.

Three terrified men, all wearing 'Ensign Industries' boiler suits, flee into the recesses of the bar. They are followed by:

JANI HALTONEN, Finnish 1940's soldier, rugged, sweating, bloody, heaves the door closed behind him. He tosses a bloody bayonet onto a nearby table, picks up another table and rams it against the door, pushes his full weight against it.

Everyone just stares.

                                  JANI
                            (panting)
                   You might want to get down.

Nobody moves. Outside a vicious howling kicks up, a thousand feral voices catching on the air. The Ensigns whimper

Jani presses his body deeper into the wood. He reaches for his bayonet, grasping it tightly in one hand, then thinking better of tosses it across the floor, pressing his entire body against the table.

He slowly turns his head back to the unmoving patrons of the bar.

                              JANI
                    Seriously. You really should get
                    down.

He closes his eyes, and starts to pray.

DAMIAN stops shooting, looking over at JANI.

He twitches.

                                      DAMIAN
                     Potential hostiles. Engage AKS.

He twitches again, then goes perfectly rigid. He spins the guns on his fingers, then ejects the clips and loads in new ones in one smooth move.

                                       DAMIAN
                      Enemy protocol loaded.

                                        SKYLA
                      So he's a robot now?

                                          HARRY
                      Weird.

                                          DAMIAN
                      I am a Digital Artificial Machine Intended for Assassination and
                      Nullification.

                                           HARRY
                     Ah, well, that's perfectly normal then, right?

                                           DAMIAN
                                   (to JANI)
                     Step back from the doors.

                                           HARRY
                     Should we really be standing here when we know he's an android
                     and a minute ago  he was going looney?

BAKA appears in a puff of smoke.

                                            BAKA
                       Yes.

BAKA vanishes again.

                                             HARRY
                        . . . okay.

[CONTINUE]

                                            Floyd
                Uh...Maybe...Maybe I'll go and hide behind this table for awhile...
               
              Pause
                   You know it's a shame there out of coke
    Ducks behind an upturned table.

BAKA appears in yet another of his famous "puffs of smoke."

                                 BAKA
                 ATTENTION EVERYONE!  I'M SORRY FOR THE
                 INCONVENIENCE, BUT ...

                                 JANI
                          (interrupting)
                 What the hell?

                                 BAKA
                 Exactly.

Without hesitation, DAMIAN reveals a new gun from somewhere in
his clothes, and immediately shoots BAKA.

                                BAKA
                 OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

                                SKYLA
                 My turn.

SKYLA shoots BAKA.

                                BAKA
                 OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

SKYLA shoots BAKA again.

                                 BAKA
                 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!

SKYLA and DAMIAN both shoot BAKA at the same time.

                                  BAKA
                 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

BAKA disappears in a FEROCIOUS THERMONUCLEAR EXPLOSION that, due to
its microscopic size, is simply a puff of smoke.

[CONTINUE]

  From under the table you hear...
                                   Floyd
  Wow! This has been a great night! My girlfriend dumped me for some other guy, I saw Demons, I met some, No ofense, really odd people that walk around with guns,and i saw a demon get shot...I wanna move to the country and have a farm.  
                                    Skyla
   You do that.