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I've heard of people being scared of spiders, which I can understand, though I've majorly improved with this issue as I've lived on my own for nearly 5 years now. Therefore, there was no-one else around to get rid of them for me so I somehow managed to do it myself!! Yay for me, pats on the back! I found a huge one last week, and I totally didn't freak out, I was well impressed with myself. Usually, I would be screaming at the top of my lungs.
The only insect that now makes me do that is a cockroach... ugh.
If I want a bag of crisps - chips to you non-UK'ers - and I open it upside down, I can't enjoy the crisps! It's so strange!! I can't stop thinking 'why'd I open it up the wrong way round?' the whole time. Totally ruins the crisp-munching experience for me.
When I used to commute on the train into London, you see all sorts of disgusting, dirty sods on the train. I must be a freak, and I can't stop it and I really, really want to, but I can't. When I see some skanky asshole sitting there picking his/her nose blatantly in front of everyone, more importantly me, I can't help but stare at them with big, burning laser beam eyes. I mean WTF?! It's a public train and there he/she is eating their little breakfast right in front of me. The worst things is, as I'm so engrossed in watching them I am just getting increasingly more annoyed by their obliviousness to this all!!! I hate nose-pickers, but I hate myself more for not being able to ignore them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Double ugh with a on the top.
I stare at people. Now, a lot of people look at a lot of people. But, well, see the thing with me is I wear sun glasses. All the time. ALL the time. Inside, outside. The only thing I wear more is my hat, which I wear from the moment I wake up to the moment I go to bed, as I have for almost ten years (maybe it's my comfort blanket, who knows). Now, I look with my eyes. I have excellent peripheral vision and better than 20/20 vision. I can pretty much see everything I need to see just with my eyes. What happens then is my head becomes fixed in place. A lot of times it ends up directed at some poor person who probably wonders why the freaky nerd in the corner is staring at them with such unwavering intensity, when in reality I'm watching something outside. It's helped a lot with my paranoia, though. Now I can watch everyone around me, and no one sees who or what I'm looking at.
A psychiatrist would probably hurl his notepad at me.
I can't go on public transportation bu's at night. its the eerie glow of the letters on the top of the bus, plus the windows also cast an eerie green glow. It just freaks me out.
Okay, I absolutely hate people who talk with their mouth's full. It totally disgusts me. When someone talks to me with their mouth full, and I can see inside, I get all agitated, soon saying "Don't you dare talk to me with your mouth full!" if they don't stop. My Dad was talking with his mouth full at breakfast one time, I nearly puked when part of his egg that he was chewing went on my plate. My brother takes after him. Rotten.
I hate bugs. If I see one, I either run down the stairs and jump on the table, or just scream so loud that the whole village can hear me. (Well Done Andy! Whoo!!) One time, when I was on holiday I felt something drop onto my head (there is loads of vines on a metal ceiling fence thing), and when I picked it up I screamed when I saw a cockroach moving it's icky legs.
I hate travelling on planes. I can never sleep, with that fear of crashing or something! I don't mind looking out of the window though ^_^
I also hate the words, chuckle, and belly. I think they should be banned from the entire world!
I'm obsessed with Flamingos (I'm a guy and I'm not gay) I looooovveee the number 4 and 7 I ABSOLUTELY have to have a piece of string in my pocket everywhere I go. EVERYWHERE I GO!
I don't like the word: Dipstick or dipshit and theres like 10 other words I hate that I can't think of.
I ALSO sleep with a fan.
Theres a lot of other things I know I do weird that I can't think of.
OMG, I used to be obsessed with Flamingos! (I'm not gay either xD )
I also forgot to mention earlier, that whenever I go to bed, I always check underneath the duvet to see if any maggots are there (all thanks to Evil Dead Trap) before turning the lights off, if I don't I won't get into the bed