I think it's time you met my other 2 budgies...


Chuck.  He just came out of a moult in that picture, so that's why his feathers are a little ruffled.


Kiwi.  Yeah, she eats just like me.  

Now you are acquainted with all 4 of my budgies.  ahahaha

Quoted Text Ben, You’re just so adorable in that picture. You look like a wide eyed little angel.

If you'd met me then you wouldn't be saying thta...I was a loud mouthed smartass.

Here’s me in B&W.

Yes, this is the author of “Kill the Person Next to You” and “The Devil in D Minor.” Unbelievable, isn’t it? -- haha

I look more like somebody who would host a Tupperware party.

Ahhh!  Look at Martin.   Ahhhhhhh....Brea, too!

Both of you are every bit as charming as I had imagined, actually.

You look like a nicer version of a journalism teacher I once had, Breanne.  

Now I know what everyone looks like!  Martin looks like that funny dude from "The Mummy" and Breanne, you're as lovely as I thought you'd be!

See, now we all know who we're talking to on here.  I'm gonna celebrate by putting my parakeets to bed.

Quoted from Breanne Mattson I look more like somebody who would host a Tupperware party.

Don't knock it.  It's a fantastic way to get free shit.


But, seriously, great picture.  You're not too far off from what I had envisioned.

Great pics, you guys. I'm not too surprised by your picture, Breanne. Most people who write the kind of stuff you do don't look like they would.

Quoted from Higgonaitor You look like a nicer version of a journalism teacher I once had, Breanne.

A lot of people tell me I look like a teacher. Hmm. That’s strange because I almost became one. An English teacher.

Quoted from greg Breanne, you're as lovely as I thought you'd be!

Oh, more! More! --haha. Ahh, that’s very sweet. You are so sweet.

Quoted from Shelton Don't knock it (a Tupperware party).  It's a fantastic way to get free s***.

Don’t I know it!

Yeah!

Here is definitively the right place where are the most pretty and handsome guys and gals in this business! Including Helio "Hound Dog" Cordeiro the blazing guy!

Oh, gush, Brea!

Quoted from Helio Yeah! Oh, gush, Brea! Helio "Hound Dog" Cordeiro

Down boy!

Brea, I thought you said you looked like a gargoyle with a mop on its head. I was expecting you to look like Stephen King.

You look lovely. Who would have thought such a twisted mind could lie within  

Ladies and Gentlemen,

This is Inspector Underwear from the SimplyScripts Police Department.  Over the past few days, I have gone to great lengths to inspect these two pictures, and have reached the following conclusion.






They are not the same person.


That is all.

Love,

Inspector Underwear

Because I'm very down I'm asking who could introduce me this pretty white mug? Who?

Quoted from Shelton Over the past few days, I have gone to great lengths to inspect these two pictures, and have reached the following conclusion. They are not the same person.

Mike, what’s wrong with you? It’s plain to see that’s the same person in both photos. It’s obviously Chuck Norris.

Quoted from Breanne Mattson Mike, what�s wrong with you? It�s plain to see that�s the same person in both photos. It�s obviously Chuck Norris.

Breanne's right. Look closely and you'll see it's the same person.