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-Play one game for the Los Angeles Lakers. -Watch Steve Francis and Stephon Marbury strangle each other. It would be funny to see and I bet it happens before the season is up. -Bake the record largest sugar cookie in the world and eat it.
Nope, not pathetic Higgs. I want to beat my dad at chess just once. But, I know that will NEVER happen. I'm waiting till he's senile before I claim victory, lol. Just kidding.
8/ Visit every town mentioned in the song 'I've Been Everywhere". Then I can truly say or for that matter sing I've been everywhere. It's basically an Aussie song that mentions country towns and metropolitan suburbs from all over Australia. Yes Andy, I'm serious.
"8/ Visit every town mentioned in the song 'I've Been Everywhere". Then I can truly say or for that matter sing I've been everywhere. It's basically an Aussie song that mentions country towns and metropolitan suburbs from all over Australia. Yes Andy, I'm serious."
Just seen this. I'm gonna try and do 50. Here we go...
1. Submit a script here 2. Submit a script here that is good 3. Write my own episode of The Lunchroom (don't worry, Bruce asked me to) 4. Get Mindless on the air (again, I got permission) 5. Post something in PDF 6. Post something good in PDF 7. Stay alive on weekdays 8. Stay alive at weekends 9. Get absolutely hammered 10. Get hammered, and wake up next morning next to some girl. I see it all the time in movies. 11. Make sure the girl I wake up with is hot 12. Make sure the girl I wake up with isn't related to me 13. Go to a gym 14. Do some work at a gym 15. Leave the gym 16. Go back 17. Continue going in and leaving about once a week 18. Think of something to put for no. 18 19. Try acid 20. Be unaffected by acid 21. Get halfway through this list without blowing my brains out 22. Blow my brains out 23. Hide the gun 24. Die 25. Come back to life 26. Continue this damn list 27. Think of something for no. 27 28. Wait till I'm old enough to settle down 29. Find someone I like enough to settle down with 30. Settle down 31. Get divorced 32. Sit around for a year moping 33. Sit around for another year moping 34. Get together with another girl 35. Settle down 36. Realize that she's not the girl to settle down with 37. Divorce her 38. Sit around moping for a year 39. Sit around moping for another year 40. Check if I actually got married twice, or if it was a deja vu 41. Continue with this fucking list 42. Become king 43. Find a queen 44. Divorce the queen 45. Sit around moping for a year 46. Sit around moping for another year 47. Stop being king 48. Become queen 49. Realize that I'm not a woman 50. Celebrate the fact that I managed to get through all 50 (!)
Yep, that's why I only did it once. However, I never knew it shrinks your dick. I should probably let my cousin know. He's been doing it for like two years. I think he does more drugs than Kirk Hoey from "The Lunchroom".