"Haven't I seen you around before?"

• New here?
  
• You look like that guy I was gonna kill yesterday.  Wait...no, that's tomorrow.
  
• Your facial features and demeanor spur a feeling of recognition.
  
• What's a girl like you doin' in a place like this?
  
• You were the guy dressed as Slave Leia, right?
  
• You sure your name's not Da-nishqua?  You sure look like a Da-nishqua.
  

"I would like to have sex with you but I don't have any money."

                    “I would like to have sex with you, but I don’t have any money.”



• I could rock your world, but something tells me you don’t come cheap.

• If we could make love just this once, it might inspire me to get a job.

• As God is my witness, if I had ten dollars I would bet you right now that I won’t c*m in your mouth.

• What do you say we skip dinner and the movies, and cut to the bedroom chase?

• Condoms are overpriced, besides everybody knows you can’t get pregnant on your first time.

• It’s not entrapment if you do me and don’t ask for money.



                                 “Don't take this personal, but it's not working out.”

“Don't take this personal, but it's not working out.”

- It's not you, it's me.
- I'm just not good at relationships.
- It it was any other time... I'm just not in a good place.
- I think you're wonderful but you can do a whole lot better than me.
- I really am a big shit, you know it and I know it. You're better off...

So, now one of my all time favourite (sarcasm, there) pieces of dialogue:

'Don't you dare die on me, dammit.'

"Don’t you dare die on me dammit!"

-Stay with me, you just stay with me.
-Try not to move, especially if it’s towards a bright light.
-You can't go, I need you here.
-Die on me and I swear I’ll make it look like a sex act gone wrong.
-Don’t die on me.  Pass out a little if you want, maybe even soil yourself from shock, just don’t die.
-I'm not gonna let you go like this, the insurance would never cover it...

One I see a lot:

‘How could you do this to me?  I trusted you.’

"How could you do this to me, I trusted you."

-You back stabbin' son of a bitch, I thought we were family.
-Out of all people, you fuck ME over?
-Never thought it be you to stick it in my back.
-When there's cheese, there's a rat. You my friend are a fuckin rat.
-We played in the sandbox together, and this is what you do?
-Teaches me for not signing that pre-nub.  I hope you fall asleep and burn alive in that house. Bitch.


"Why are you so mad?"

"Why are you so mad?"

"Did someone piss in your Cheerios this morning?"
"I guess it's better to be pissed off than pissed on."
"What crawled up your ass and died?"
"Turn that frown upside down or I'll punch you in the ear."
"Don't be such a Debbie Downer."



"I'll see you later."

Quoted from stevemiles "Don’t you dare die on me dammit!" -Try not to move, especially if it’s towards a bright light. -Die on me and I swear I’ll make it look like a sex act gone wrong.

Ha! Very good.  

I'll see you later.

I'll see you in hell
Perhaps we can do coffee
I'll see you in hell serving coffee and no it won't be at Starbucks
Where in the hell have I seen you before
Coffee, only spelled with a K, ma'am...

What's that smell?

"What's that smell?"

*Sniff* I hope that's not me!
My olfactory sense ain't agreeing with this.
This is either a great landfill or a shitty candle shop.
What died in here?
My nose is saying no, but I'm saying... yeah, I'm also saying no.
Whoever's getting friendly with a skunk, COOL IT!

I could only come up with ones that related to said smell being bad, don't know what that says about me.

"Don't go."