This was okay but I was expecting Dracula to come out with some funny one-liners but he 'died', no pun intended.  It's a pretty cool idea but it need more 'f', funny moments.
Good effort

"The jokes all seemed like they came from Laffy Taffy wrappers too."

I actually liked how cheesy the jokes were. The fact that they were pretty stupid and simple, yet Dracula still messed them up. That is what made it funny for me. It has a very seedy, low budget talent show feel to it.

Quoted from Steex "The jokes all seemed like they came from Laffy Taffy wrappers too." I actually liked how cheesy the jokes were. The fact that they were pretty stupid and simple, yet Dracula still messed them up. That is what made it funny for me. It has a very seedy, low budget talent show feel to it.

Not exactly what I was getting at... The jokes seemed familar, as if they were lifted.  Maybe not, I dunno??  I don't eat laffy taffy these days.   They just didn't seem original.  I'm glad you enjoyed the script -- I like the "core" premise here myself, but the jokes were flat and familar even in the face of them meaning to be.  
I was sure we'd hear this one in the line up "why did dracula go to the doctor? --- For his coffin"
But hey, to make you feel better... I'm hard to please.  

Okay...
I agree with you there, Baltis.