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jayrex
Posted: May 26th, 2009, 4:27pm Report to Moderator
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I'm wondering if the good people of SS can come up with idea to help me start one of my scripts, GC,BC.

I need to write a funny death, not slap-stick.  And the death can't damage their appearance or clothing too.

So far I've come up with a slap-stick and silly death which both don't fit.  Plus, it has to be low in costs as a director wants to shoot it.

I've got till tomorrow evening before I have to send it.

Can anyone out there help me?


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Ledbetter
Posted: May 26th, 2009, 4:40pm Report to Moderator
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Jayrex,

A guy is airing up a baloon maby for a party, The baloon contracts and all of the air goes back into his mouth along with the baloon. It gets stuck in his mouth. As he is fighting for air, the baloon keeps blowing up and contracting in and out of his mouth untill he falls to the ground and the baloon slowly delates with a whistleing farty noise. It amused me as I wrote it. Hope it helps.

Shawn......><  
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dogglebe
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Visit the Darwin Awards.


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michel
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What is the context?


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jayrex
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Quoted from michel
What is the context?


It's a man's death.

It could be anything as ordinary as someone going about their business, or

The character has been reformed and lead an honest life.  So it could be a charitable event or helping the neighbour out.

Or it could be a hint to his past life where he was a rapist.  Although this is not mentioned in the script and slightly touches on the subject.

I'd rather go for ordinary at the beginning.  Nothing too big at the start.


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He could be an ex pedophil (or rapist) priest who gets choked with the holy host he takes. That host was supposed to absolve his sins.


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This a treasure trove of wonderful deaths.  I can certainly obtain some future ideas and inspiration from this site.

Thanks for the site Phil.


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