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Stephen Dorff Blu E-cig Commercials (currently 7537 views)
Don
Posted: March 26th, 2014, 4:39pm
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Stephen Dorff Blu E-cig Commercials 01 - Top of your Game by Sean Chipman (Mr. Blonde) - Series, Spoof - Stephen Dorff looks to sell Blu E-cigs outside a tuxedo store. 3 pages - pdf, format
Stephen Dorff Blu E-cig Commercials 02 - A New Beginning by Robert Chipman (tailbest) - Series, Spoof - Stephen Dorff looks to sell Blu E-cigs in a bar. 3 pages - pdf, format
Stephen Dorff Blu E-cig Commercials 03 - The Best Things by Robert Chipman (tailbest) - Series, Spoof - Stephen Dorff tries to sell Blu E-cigs on a movie set. 3 pages - pdf, format
Stephen Dorff Blu E-cig Commercials 04 - Feeling Blue by Robert Chipman (tailbest) - Series, Spoof - Stephen Dorff tries to sell Blu E-cigs during a high speed pursuit. 3 pages - pdf, format
Stephen Dorff Blu E-cig Commercials 05 - Leader of the Pack by Sean Chipman (Mr. Blonde) - Series, Spoof - Stephen Dorff tries to sell Blu E-cigs while trying to get into a nightclub. 3 pages - pdf, format
Stephen Dorff Blu E-cig Commercials 06 - Trust Me by Robert Chipman (tailbest) - Series, Spoof - Stephen Dorff tries to sell Blu E-cigs at an awards show. 3 pages - pdf, format
Stephen Dorff Blu E-cig Commercials 07 - Make the Most of Every Day by Sean Chipman (Mr. Blonde) - Series, Spoof - Stephen Dorff tries to sell Blu E-cigs in a pizzeria. 3 pages - pdf, format
Stephen Dorff Blu E-cig Commercials 08 - Riding High by Robert Chipman (tailbest) - Series, Spoof - Stephen Dorff tries to sell Blu E-cigs outside. 3 pages - pdf, format
Stephen Dorff Blu E-cig Commercials 09 - The Modern Smoker by Sean Chipman (Mr. Blonde) - Series, Spoof - Stephen Dorff tries to sell Blu E-cigs at a hotel. 3 pages - pdf, format
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Posted: March 26th, 2014, 4:55pm
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Sean & Robert, Funny take on the Blu e-cig commercials! Really enjoyed the last one with Stephen taking the doughnuts from the set. Who is this guy? Classic line. - Dirk
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Thank you for the read(s), Dirk. This is a series of faux commercials my brother and I have devised. We have 20 in mind, but these are the first three completed ones, so I hope you'll enjoy the rest of them when they're officially available. =)
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NickSedario
Posted: March 26th, 2014, 6:08pm
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Excellent formatting, strange concept which begs the question..."why?". Oh well, "why not?". But 20... Seriously Sean? Funny stuff nonetheless.
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Posted: March 26th, 2014, 6:33pm
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Thanks for the reads, Dirk. Hope you like the upcoming installments as well.
Silverback, I think you answered the why question with why not
Glad you found the humor in it.
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Posted: March 26th, 2014, 6:35pm
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Funny stuff guys. I laughed pretty hard the third time I read “ That’s because it’s vapor not tabacco smoke”..lol It’s weird because the first 2 shorts I read I didn’t laugh at that line. But hearing it a third time..lol. It was like how the commercials try and beat that line over ya’ head. I think that worked because you had multiple shorts up. Good job. Keep em’ coming. --Reel-truth
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Posted: March 26th, 2014, 7:33pm
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Chipmen, These were great. It has been quite a while since I laughed out loud at a script on here. Very enjoyable. R
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Posted: March 26th, 2014, 8:00pm
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I know nothing about these ads Blondie but the fact that Stephen Dorff is in them makes them cool. His portrayal of the tragic Lost Beatle, Stu Sutcliffe in 'Backbeat' was brilliant.
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Quoted from HeIsTheWalrus
His portrayal of the tragic Lost Beatle, Stu Sutcliffe in 'Backbeat' was brilliant.
I've not seen them either Stevie, but they're still pretty funny. You should read them.
Beatbeat was good. Pity Ian Hart looked bugger all like Lennon.
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Posted: March 27th, 2014, 3:04am
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I've not seen them either Stevie, but they're still pretty funny. You should read them. Beatbeat was good. Pity Ian Hart looked bugger all like Lennon. R
Um, I did read them. Yeah, they were well written.
Don't think any of the actors looked like the Beatles but they weren't really meant to , I guess.
But Dorffy did resemble Stu uncannily.
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I think you'll find the guy who play McCartney was the spit of him. Harrison was pretty good too. Oh, er, wrong thread for this type of thing. I suggest you PM me, Mr. Eggman, if you wish to discuss Backbeat further. Anyways, to get back on topic... When can we expect more ads for the guy who was also in Blade, as well as bloody Backbeat? Oh, and that terrible Coppola film. R
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Posted: March 27th, 2014, 9:49am
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Thank you to everyone who's given these a read so far. We're both really happy that everyone seems to be liking them for now. =)
Funny stuff guys. I laughed pretty hard the third time I read “ That’s because it’s vapor not tabacco smoke”..lol It’s weird because the first 2 shorts I read I didn’t laugh at that line. But hearing it a third time..lol. It was like how the commercials try and beat that line over ya’ head. I think that worked because you had multiple shorts up. Good job. Keep em’ coming.
What is it they say about the Rule of Three? What's not funny the first time still isn't funny the second time. But, the third time, it's fucking hilarious. Thank you for the read and we're glad that you enjoyed them.
These were great. It has been quite a while since I laughed out loud at a script on here. Very enjoyable.
I'm glad to hear that. We knew these were a niche thing, but we were also hoping that comedy is comedy, so we're glad you enjoyed it. Thank you for reading.
And, to answer your later question, we're hoping to upload one of these weekly, maybe sooner if they turn out to be really popular. =)
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Posted: March 27th, 2014, 10:52pm
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"I'm Deacon Frost. Run it again." Rofl. More please. Tony.
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Posted: March 28th, 2014, 2:48pm
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Thank you for checking it out, Tony. We do have all the ideas fleshed out, but we are still going to continue to release one per week. =)
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Don, a big thank you for putting the newest commercial up. In addition, I'm adding the actual Blu E-cig Commercials that we are spoofing, so you can get a better idea of where we're coming from. =)
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