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Sandra Elstree.
Posted: October 13th, 2007, 12:30am Report to Moderator
Of The Ancients


What if the Hokey Pokey, IS what it's all about?

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I thought I'd share this Writers' Joke:

Writing is hard work. There's the story of a writer who dies and
goes to Heaven. St. Peter says to the writer, "Before I show you Heaven, let
me give you a tour of Hell."

As they enter Hell, they see hundreds of writers, bent over their
keyboards, slaving away, sweating, discouraged, working like crazy and just plain
miserable.

Then, St. Peter and the writer go back to Heaven. After seeing Hell, the
writer can't wait to gaze upon paradise. But, the writer is shocked when he
gets to Heaven.

The writers in heaven are bent over their keyboards, slaving
away, sweating, discouraged, working like crazy and miserable, too.

The writer is perplexed. "What's the difference between Heaven and
Hell?" he asks.  

St. Peter responds: "In Heaven you get published.





A known mistake is better than an unknown truth.
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Posted: October 13th, 2007, 3:18am Report to Moderator
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HAHA!

I love it.
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Kamran Nikhad
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My God that's brilliant.  Did you create that on your own?  If so, great work.


Nolan The Security Guard - Short/Comedy 1st Draft, 12 pages.pdf
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