Pretty much the opposite of Zach Akers thread.

Meet The Spartans
Prom Night
Big Stan
Dragonball
Scanners
Saw IV
Scary Movie 5

Saw 4 was already made and released.

It's coming out on video soon.

Scanners
Meet The Spartans
Trailer Trash
Meet The Spartans
Saw 5
Meet The Spartans
In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

The One Missed Call remake looks pretty standard in terms of J-Horror remakes but I'd still prefer Hollywood left Miike's work alone, even if it's not his best.

Oh, and did I mention Meet The Spartans?

Meet the Spartans
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
The Mummy: Curse of the Dragon Emperor
The Happening (big fan of Shyamalan's early stuff, but come on, this movie is about killer trees and wind.)


Matt.

Anything that has the number 4, 5 or 6 in the title.
Anything that is produced by Jerry Bruckheimer
Anything that is directed by Michael Bay.
Anything that stars Orlando Bland, Ikea Knightley and/or Ben Stiller.

That would have the makings of a good year in film!

Diary of the Dead.

I'm so glad that MAMMA MIA isn't on this list!

Mama Mia!

Anything that has an exclamation point int the title and isn't being facetious should not be made.

The Dark Night... kidding!

Saw 5
Meet the Spartans

~Zack~

Any musical.

Thanks for pointing that out Mike, I meant Saw V.

Hey,

I for one do actually have a taste for bad movies(as long as it doesn't ruin an intellectual property dear to my heart). What can I say? I enjoy ogling car wreaks. I'm actually looking forward to Dungeon Siege and Mama Mia(ABBA rocks my socks).

However, I just saw the trailer for Meet the Spartan. I do have to admit it looks painful.  

sheepwalker

Quoted from Death Monkey Diary of the Dead.

George Romero is done. I saw Day of The Dead and it was decent but I don't see how those films made him a legend. Maybe he was the only one doing that kinda stuff at the time but he made his money kind of like what they did with TCM.

Why isn't anyone mentioning Postal or Bloodrayne 3?

Let them make movies at will that have no lasting power because eventually they will figure out how to make a good film and just restart the franchise. (Like Batman and Superman and so on and so forth.)

They give the money back by hiring locals so it's all good.

Quoted from Soap Hands (ABBA rocks my socks)

Mine as well actually.  Nothing like a swedish pop super group to bring a smile to your face.  Fernando was my ringtone for a while.

Quoted from sniper Any musical.

I wouldn't say ANY musical.  I've heard absolutely great things about Sweeney Todd, and Hairspray was fun in its own way, as was Grease.

I am still however, fully against Mama Mia!

Quoted from Old Time Wesley George Romero is done. I saw Day of The Dead and it was decent but I don't see how those films made him a legend. Maybe he was the only one doing that kinda stuff at the time but he made his money kind of like what they did with TCM.

Exactly. The most frustrating thing about Romero is that he's hailed as some kind of master of horror, even by critics. He's a very mediocre director at best and as for his skills as a writer, I direct you to his Resident Evil script on this site. This is truly a case of The Emperor's New Clothes. People will go on and on about his shallow "social commentary", as if having on one scene where characters liken the zombies to consumers suddenly makes the whole movie "insightful" or "important". And look at Land of the dead. Critics rejoiced that he was making a "comment" on the Iraq war, which, even at that time, EVERY movie (including Revenge of the Sith) and Battlestar Galactica had done, and done better.

George Romero is the single most overrated filmmaker in the history of time, and someone needs to point out he's naked.

Sorry. I go into rant-mode when I talk about Romero.

As for Bloodrayne and Postal, I'm ignoring them and hoping they'll go away on their own.

The only film I actually like of George Romero is Night of the Living Dead. 'bout it. Land of the Dead was effin' terrible.

Anyways, Bloodrayne 3? Where the hell is number 2? Why are they making more?

Quoted from Death Monkey Exactly. The most frustrating thing about Romero is that he's hailed as some kind of master of horror, even by critics. He's a very mediocre director at best and as for his skills as a writer, I direct you to his Resident Evil script on this site. This is truly a case of The Emperor's New Clothes. People will go on and on about his shallow "social commentary", as if having on one scene where characters liken the zombies to consumers suddenly makes the whole movie "insightful" or "important". And look at Land of the dead. Critics rejoiced that he was making a "comment" on the Iraq war, which, even at that time, EVERY movie (including Revenge of the Sith) and Battlestar Galactica had done, and done better. George Romero is the single most overrated filmmaker in the history of time, and someone needs to point out he's naked. Sorry. I go into rant-mode when I talk about Romero. As for Bloodrayne and Postal, I'm ignoring them and hoping they'll go away on their own.

Let him make his money off of mindless "zombie" like fans who will buy whatever he sells them. He's got the same mojo as Lucas does but on a smaller level... Don't get me started on that George.

Toran, they released Bloodrayne 2 on straight to video with a new Rayne and Zach Ward. It was boring, bad and silly. Zach Ward was the only reason to watch the film and even he was quite bland.

I have heard good things about Postal. Reviews and all that are posted online. I give everyone a fair shot as far as watching goes.

Quoted from Higgonaitor I wouldn't say ANY musical.

Well, I will - and I'll stick by it. I think musicals belong on stage, like any other things that suck.

Sniper, please say it ain't so dude!  What about GREASE??

What about it?

I think that 80% of the movies coming out this year, shouldn't of been made.  And especially movies that con me out of 11.95$.  I'm too poor to afford to see crappy movies in theatres anymore.

And I agree: Romero is overrated.

Quoted from The boy who could fly Woody Allen is by far the most, all his movies suck and he keeps on making them, I'm sure he has one coming out in 08 and I'll be sure to ignore it like the rest of the crap he has shit's out on us.

Woody Allen is only slightly annoying. He has, in his heyday written pretty smart dialogue. Like the "The food here is terrible, and there's not enough of it!" (paraphrasing) from Annie Hall.

Romero is in a league of his own. He is not just over-rated (like Allen and Lynch and lately Wes Anderson) he's a downright bad filmmaker and writer. And unlike with Allen, many critics still haven't caught on yet.

And talking about Wes Craven that reminds me of a movie that is coming out this year that really did not need to be made - the remake of "Last house on the left".
Why?? We Anderson is turning into a pimp just whoring out his back catalogue to anyone with a budget. How long before we see Nightmare on Elm Street remade?? Not long.

Quoted from Murphy And talking about Wes Craven that reminds me of a movie that is coming out this year that really did not need to be made - the remake of "Last house on the left". Why?? We Anderson is turning into a pimp just whoring out his back catalogue to anyone with a budget. How long before we see Nightmare on Elm Street remade?? Not long.

Well, we should probably distinguish between Wes Anderson and Wes Craven.

Although Craven hasn't done anything really good since the early 80s, with the possible exception of Scream.

Quoted from Old Time Wesley Why isn't anyone mentioning Postal or Bloodrayne 3?

Because Postal is going to be awsome!!! Bloodrayne 3... at least it can't be as bad as part 2...

~Zack~

Quoted from Death Monkey Well, we should probably distinguish between Wes Anderson and Wes Craven. .

Oh dear! What can I say? Early Sat morning for me and got a bit of a hangover.

If you are reading Mr Anderson I apologize for calling you a pimp, you are certainly not. Now just go off and make a sequel to Bottle Rocket will you? before Wes Craven sells the rights to a pair of Chilean goat herders with Sony DV camcorder. - Go hurry up.

Quoted from Death Monkey Well, we should probably distinguish between Wes Anderson and Wes Craven. Although Craven hasn't done anything really good since the early 80s, with the possible exception of Scream.

The People Under the Stairs? New Nightmare? I liked them at least. btw...Shocker is being remade also.

Quoted from Murphy How long before we see Nightmare on Elm Street remade?? Not long.

Not sure about a remake, but Michael "Dickhead" Bay and the other producers over at Platnium Dunes are re-launching the series, much as they are with the new Friday the 13th movie. There is a link over at ComingSoon.net somewhere, if you're interested in reading about it.


Matt.

Quoted from Shawnkjr The People Under the Stairs? New Nightmare? I liked them at least. btw...Shocker is being remade also.

I thought both were absolutely terrible. Wes Craven makes his bad guys completely over-the-top which is boring to watch. How that man still gets to make movies is beyond me.

I thought New Nightmare was the best of the series. I mean it's not the greatest horror movie ever made, but at least it had some interesting ideas. You can tell that Wes Craven actually put some thought into the movie's plot, unlike parts five and six, that feel like someone just sat down at a typewriter and put down the first thing that came into their head.

As for The People Under the Stairs... well, the less said about it the better.


Matt.

Anderson, Romero, and Craven are all overrated...

I like Romero's first three films. I like his characters, the fact that he gives just about every zombie their own personality, and his innovations in the genre as a whole. Land Of The Dead was meh. I haven't seen Diary Of The Dead. I could certainly do without his commentary though. It's not subtle at all and not particularly insightful either. If you read or, better yet, watch his interviews, you'll see he's really a man of his times (the 60s). In any case, I think people have gone on to make better zombie movies than he has (Peter Jackson anyone?).

On a side note, Creepshow was a blast.

Craven was never a great filmmaker, in horror or anything else. His best film (to me) was The Last House On The Left). I liked The Hills Have Eyes and ANOES but everything else he's done has ranged from mediocre to outright suckage. Even Scream wasn't all that great and definitely hurt the horror genre more than it helped it.

Getting back on track, I hear Craven is once again trying to get another of his previous films remade... The Last House On The Left... yeah right. Maybe someone should make a film adaptation of Mein Kampf and try to market it as a Jewish sympathy piece . Last House isn't a Hollywood film, no matter how much gloss you pour on it. Fact is it's a film about humiliation, rape, and murder. This one definitely shouldn't be made.

James, you are right "The Last House On The Left" Will hit cinemas sometime this year, that is one film that definitely does not need to be made, but there is much worse to come.

I spoke in another post about Wes Craven a while ago and said something like his movies just  whores now and him being the biggest pimp in hollywood, selling them out to anyone who wants to abuse them.

This is 100% true, in 2009 we will see the first installment of "A Nightmare on Elm Street" remakes, they are currently casting for the role of Freddy. It just gets worse and worse.

I think what's most alarming is the reputation Craven and Romero have as masters of horror. Craven doesn't understand horror at all. he doesn't know how to create tension in a scene and always resorts to clichés and jump-scares. In fact his movies have become so anonymous and his style so erroded that Brett Rattner might as well have directed them. Honestly, would you be able to tell the difference?

I agree about Last House which is one of the few good films of his.

We should do a "most overrated directors" thread haha.

Quoted from Murphy This is 100% true, in 2009 we will see the first installment of "A Nightmare on Elm Street" remakes, they are currently casting for the role of Freddy. It just gets worse and worse.

Now there's one that definitely shouldn't be made. When Craven first pitched the idea of NOES, studios turned him down saying it was a bad idea. I think everyone involved was lucky the film turned out the way it did. I think it'd could easily have been a very sillly movie as the remake could also very well be. Plus no Englund, no good. Sorry...

I hear Hellraiser's getting remade as well with Ashley Lawrence and Doug Bradley reprising their original roles. That's a pro in a very con-laden production but I still don't think a Hellraiser remake should come to pass.

Quoted from Death Monkey I think what's most alarming is the reputation Craven and Romero have as masters of horror. Craven doesn't understand horror at all. he doesn't know how to create tension in a scene and always resorts to clichés and jump-scares. In fact his movies have become so anonymous and his style so erroded that Brett Rattner might as well have directed them. Honestly, would you be able to tell the difference?

Too true. That's because 1) Craven grew up in an evangellical community which forbid all films except for Disney, 2) Romero was reading Richard Matheson while Craven was watching Godard and Truffoit films, which leads into 3) Craven never wanted to be a horror filmmaker and has been trying to escape his "master of horror" label since LHOTL. That makes for quite an unqualified horror director if you ask me.

Quoted from Death Monkey We should do a "most overrated directors" thread haha.

Indeed. I don't think that thread would find an end though, haha.

Well, while we're trashing them...

Always found it hilarious in the last decade or so, all these trailers referring to Craven as "Master Of Horror Wes Craven"...umm...people did you actually WATCH any of his movies before penning that line? He's always been at hack level for me, and although I've liked a few Romero pictures, he's a clunky director with zero sense of style. It's funny to read the fanboys at Aint It Cool gushing over him, the trashing Paul W.S. Anderson, who, if he hasn't made a truly good movie yet at least knows how to make a good-looking film. Romero's films are always ugly, poorly staged.

Who really gives a shit about movies that shouldn't be made, they're made, that's life, accept it,  if you don't wanna see it don't go, it doesn't effect your life one way or another, go see the ones you wanna see and don't go to the ones you don't, it's very simple.

Quoted from The boy who could fly Who really gives a shit about movies that shouldn't be made, they're made, that's life, accept it,  if you don't wanna see it don't go, it doesn't effect your life one way or another, go see the ones you wanna see and don't go to the ones you don't, it's very simple.

That is not actually quite true there for a very simple reason. People are always going to go to the movies, even in January which is the worst month of the year for the box office lots of people have paid a lot of money to go and watch "Meet the Spartans". If Meet the Spartans was never made then all of these people would have watched something else instead.

There are only so many movies released each week and as a consequence only a limited number of projects are given the green light for production. If you could take out of the equation 20 movies this year that should not be made (remakes, crap sequels etc..) that is 20 more projects that would be made and some of these could well be independent movies from break-out filmmakers and first time writers that usually would never get a chance. Not because they are not good movies but when the studios and cinemas can make much more money on "Nightmare on Elm Street 27: Freddy goes to Vegas" they always will.

If this was a forum dedicated to watching movies then your point would be a good one I guess, well in keeping with the forums main aim anyway. But as this forum is dedicated to writing movies and is populated by people who aspire to write a produced screenplay one day then your comments make little sense. Of course we care about the amount of crap that gets made and there are movies we would like not to be made because we want very much that one day the opportunity will be there for one of our spec scripts to be made into a movie.

Only problem is that as long as bad movies like Meet the Spartans continue to make 20 million dollars in its first week, they'll continue to get made.  It's all business.

Or we force a law through our respective governments that no cinema is allowed to sell tickets to morons. Not sure how they could be tested, maybe a quick quiz before purchase is allowed.

Quoted from The boy who could fly Who really gives a shit about movies that shouldn't be made, they're made, that's life, accept it,  if you don't wanna see it don't go, it doesn't effect your life one way or another, go see the ones you wanna see and don't go to the ones you don't, it's very simple.

True. I really have no excuse to complain since I actually don't go and see these movies. A lot of people do though. That is, plenty of people who talk shit about these movies go and see them anyways and end up pissed off they wasted their time and money. They really got no excuse either though, haha.

The only effect these movies really have, I guess, is that good movies either get pushed to the side and you have to go way out of your way to find a theater that's showing them unless you live in a big city with theaters all over the place. Either that or you have to watch good movies in the same theaters as the bad ones with the same audience that went to go see Meet The Spartans. It doesn't sound so bad but I think I only got to watch half of 1408 without the idiots in the front row talking, making noise, and, well... being idiots. These kinds of people really don't give a shit about anyone else who's watching the movie.

This also has a huge knock-on on the state of illegal downloading at the present time.

Do you know that a good proportion of the movies that are downloaded illegally at the moment are smaller Independent or quality movies and not the huge blockbusters that are shown on every street corner. This shows that many of the downloaders are in fact movie fans, the problem is that when there is just no legal way for movie fans to see the movies they want to see they often resort to downloading. I find for one find it hard to argue with with genuine movie fans who only download because there is no-one within 100 miles showing a movie - In the case of Australia it is even worse because very often movies will never get a release here and unless you are lucky enough to catch them at a festival you don't see them.

If anyone reads John August's blog (if you don't, you should) His movie "The Nines" was released last year and he has been talking about it being on bit torrent, he basically said he understands that the distribution of the movie is crap and he would rather people watched his film illegally than not see it at all!

If Hollywood were not such money grabbing, greedy profiteers and instead were movie fans and were genuinely concerned about the future of the industry then film fans would be able to legally pay to watch John August's movie in a cinema near them and he would get paid for his work too. But at the moment as much as the idea of illegal downloading is harmful to Hollywood is spread around, the truth of the matter is that it is only harmful to the box office performance of blockbuster movies and is actually often a great help to the independent film makers who are desperate for people to see their movies and spread the word.

In the world of football there is lots of talk about having a cap on the number of foreign players in team to protect the home grown talent. In the USA there is even salary caps on teams that attempts to stop money becoming more important that talent and ruining the sport. Why not do the same in cinema's? Why not have an industry agreement that 20% of a cinemas screens must only show movies that cost less than $5m to produce?

Quoted from Murphy I spoke in another post about Wes Craven a while ago and said something like his movies just  whores now and him being the biggest pimp in hollywood, selling them out to anyone who wants to abuse them.

I'd say this type of behaviour is true of Robert DeNiro and Nicholas Cage too. When they were serious artists they would only act in films that had artistic merit. These days, judging by some of the crap they show up in, they're doing it purely for the pay cheque. This may have something to do with them realizing that making films in Hollywood isn't a spiritual quest, it's a business. I guess it must be hard for some artists who start off with the intention of making meaningful work to discover that they've actually have chosen a fairly self indulgent life style. For some artists this realization can see them spiral into addiction and depression, whilst others just accept what is and cash in any pretence of altruism. However, on the positive side….