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Shelton
Posted: July 31st, 2008, 9:04pm Report to Moderator
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Somebody posted this over on IMDb, and after laughing my ass for several minutes, I figured I'd post it over here for everyone to enjoy.  This is their post...


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Hi screenwriters. Not having any luck finding a buyer for your script?
Why don't you try to conquer the market of Nigeria. It's the third biggest movie industry in the world.

To give you an idea of the market, here's a legendary Nollywood scene called Jadon the gangster
http://youtube.com/watch?v=g1OqgqV5SUA

[[laugh]] the little guy isn't a kid BTW, he's an adult midget.

More movies: http://youtube.com/results?search_query=nollywood&aq=f


Watch the movies and be amazed as I have been.

Is Nigeria even the 3rd biggest market in Africa?

PS.  I need somebody to let me use their bank account so I don't lose a large inheritance to the government.  Anybody down with that?  I'll give you 40%


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Haha. How many puffs is that guy going to take off that cigar? He looks like his eyes are getting really irritated.

Thanks for the laugh, Mike.


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Quoted from Shelton
PS.  I need somebody to let me use their bank account so I don't lose a large inheritance to the government.  Anybody down with that?  I'll give you 40%

You too? I've got about 40 million dollars waiting for me in Nigeria somewhere



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