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| sniper |
| Posted: January 30th, 2009, 5:15pm |
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Old Timer  My UZI Weighs A Ton
LocationNorthern Hemisphere Posts2249 Posts Per Day 0.48 |
An aviation underwriter - someone's got an Aircraft, I insure it. |
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| slabstaa |
| Posted: January 30th, 2009, 5:15pm |
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I am author on a book chapter, too.
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That's interesting. care to elaborate. |
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| Shelton |
| Posted: January 30th, 2009, 5:18pm |
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Of The Ancients 
LocationChicago Posts3292 Posts Per Day 0.49 |
Quoted from Murphy In reality I sell stuff to people. |
That's funny, gigolos do the exact same thing. |
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"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper." - Steve Martin |
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| sniper |
| Posted: January 30th, 2009, 5:19pm |
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Old Timer My UZI Weighs A Ton
LocationNorthern Hemisphere Posts2249 Posts Per Day 0.48 |
Some samples of the writing I actually get paid for can be found here. |
Quoted from Bert's writing Matrix metalloproteinases (MMPs) are a large family of proteolytic enzymes involved in an array of physiological and pathological processes from development, morphogenesis, reproduction, wound healing, and aging to inflammation, angiogenesis, neurological disorders, and cancer cell invasion and metastasis. |
Is that...English? That's some serious stuff, Bert. |
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| Murphy |
| Posted: January 30th, 2009, 5:20pm |
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That's funny, gigolos do the exact same thing.
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Unfortunately most of my clients are middle aged men, I think there might be another name for that!  |
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| Shelton |
| Posted: January 30th, 2009, 5:21pm |
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Of The Ancients
LocationChicago Posts3292 Posts Per Day 0.49 |
Quoted from Murphy Unfortunately most of my clients are middle aged men, I think there might be another name for that! |
Yes. It's "Phil". |
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| Murphy |
| Posted: January 30th, 2009, 5:23pm |
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You crack me up.  *only just found out the smileys are working again.  |
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| sniper |
| Posted: January 30th, 2009, 5:25pm |
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Old Timer My UZI Weighs A Ton
LocationNorthern Hemisphere Posts2249 Posts Per Day 0.48 |
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| bert |
| Posted: January 30th, 2009, 5:30pm |
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LocationThat's me in the corner Posts4233 Posts Per Day 0.61 |
Quoted from slabstaa That's interesting. care to elaborate. |
Sure...chapter 9... go buy a copy here!Or don't haha. Kinda' pricey, actually. It's all English, Sniper, but doesn't really make for the the best conversation at dinner parties.... |
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| Shelton |
| Posted: January 30th, 2009, 5:35pm |
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LocationChicago Posts3292 Posts Per Day 0.49 |
Sure...chapter 9... go buy a copy now!!It's all English, Sniper, but doesn't really make for the the best conversation at dinner parties.... |
Is it available as an audio book? |
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| sniper |
| Posted: January 30th, 2009, 5:36pm |
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Old Timer My UZI Weighs A Ton
LocationNorthern Hemisphere Posts2249 Posts Per Day 0.48 |
At €120 there'd better be some porn in there.
ADAM19, huh? Would be a cool character name for a sci-fi flick.
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| bert |
| Posted: January 30th, 2009, 5:41pm |
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LocationThat's me in the corner Posts4233 Posts Per Day 0.61 |
Is it available as an audio book?
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You're kidding, right?
Quoted from Sniper At €120 there'd better be some porn in there. |
Purchase a copy and you will be pleased to find that there are not TONS of naked pictures of Shelton. |
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| jayrex |
| Posted: January 30th, 2009, 5:59pm |
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Old Timer  Cut to three weeks earlier
LocationLondon, UK Posts1420 Posts Per Day 0.22 |
I work in a prestige private bank, owned by a parent company that's totally broke.
If the rumours are true, Credit Suisse come get us.
I've worked in DIY, accounts, photography and consumer research. |
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| Grandma Bear |
| Posted: January 30th, 2009, 6:01pm |
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LocationThe Swamp... Posts7962 Posts Per Day 1.35 |
I bought the audiobook. Listened to it in my car on my way to Atlanta... fell asleep in Lake City, went off the road, was arrested, tried to explain to cops why I fell asleep. Made them listen to it... once they were sleeping I drove off with blaring death metal blasting from the speakers. |
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| James R |
| Posted: January 30th, 2009, 7:14pm |
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New  Supper time!
LocationArizona Posts219 Posts Per Day 0.04 |
I bought the audiobook. Listened to it in my car on my way to Atlanta... fell asleep in Lake City, went off the road, was arrested, tried to explain to cops why I fell asleep. Made them listen to it... once they were sleeping I drove off with blaring death metal blasting from the speakers. |
And what did the rest of the cast of Mad TV think of that, Arden? I had no idea this would be interesting to other people. What a curious bunch we are! |
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