Ernie Keebler, spokesperson for Keebler Cookie Company, was found dead in a New Orleans hot sheets motel, last Friday.  Since 1968, Ernie was the head elf of the small group of woodland creatures who baked and sold various Keebler cookies, including E.L. Fudge, Vienna Fingers and Townhouse Crackers.

The victim of multiple stabs wounds, and suspected foul play, Ernie was one of the world's most familiar spokespeople.  While New Orleans Police have not released any information about the crime, rumors have circulated that 'Chaos Smurf' was carved into the victim's chest.

Memorial services will be held Thursday morning at the Keebler tree.  In leiu of flowers, the elves ask that everyone stop commenting in all Simplyscripts death threads.

Ernie was survived by six children from five different marriages.  He was 41.


Phil

RIP, but dang how many famous people died this week!?

I heard they have the Pillsbury Doughboy in custody for questioning.  Nothing. . .solid yet.

Quoted from steven8 I heard they have the Pillsbury Doughboy in custody for questioning.  Nothing. . .solid yet.

Yeah, but I hear that he cracks once you put the heat on him.


Phil

This just in. In a tragic twist A shallow grave was unearth at pepperage farms just moments ago.

Keebler after Keebler was layed out in a row.

When asked how thay got there, mr. pepperage claimed he could not remember. Another first in pepperage history.

When asked why he did it, pepperage screamed, old man Keebler always had a chip on his sholder.

More news as it comes.

Rumor has it that old man Keebler was into Pepperidge for big dough, but always kept coming up. . .a little short. . . .

Quoted from dogglebe In leiu of flowers, the elves that everyone stop commenting in all Simplyscripts death threads.

Bump.

Quoted from Aaron RIP, but dang how many famous people died this week!?

Ahahaha....while the original post was funny, this is like the icing on the cake.

Some people...

Quoted from bert Ahahaha....while the original post was funny, this is like the icing on the cake. Some people...

Ha ha I couldn't figure out if he was being serious or not for a second after I read his post.


But, to be honest, I didn't know who Ernie Keebler was, so I thought it really was another celebrity until I read the original post.

Watch out, Phil, you're the one who's tired of all the celebrity death threads, but if you keep this up, your name might be up here soon, too.


And that might be a threat, or a warning. Or both. I dunno. Bye.


Sean!

Quoted from Zombie Sean Watch out, Phil, you're the one who's tired of all the celebrity death threads, but if you keep this up, your name might be up here soon, too. Sean!

I had a very close call two days ago. I was choking, couldn't cough or breathe in or out, and I was home alone. It was very scary.

Self-inflicted hymlic maneuver doesn't work... Maybe I didn't do it right though.

Still breathing a sigh of relief.