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Last thing I saw Norton in was that cop thing with Farrell. I heard he's got a small part in that Gervais Lying thing too. Hang on, less of this vagueness... IMDB come to me...
# The Avengers (2012) (announced) (rumored) .... Bruce Banner # Motherless Brooklyn (2010) (announced) .... Lionel Essrog # Stone (2010) (post-production)
# "Modern Family" .... Izzy LaFontaine (1 episode, 2009) - Great Expectations (2009) TV episode .... Izzy LaFontaine # Leaves of Grass (2009) .... Bill Kincaid / Brady Kincaid # The Invention of Lying (2009) (uncredited) .... Cop # Pride and Glory (200 .... Ray Tierney
Quoted from Ed Norton as I am Jack's complete lack of surprise
[Tyler points a gun into the Narrator's mouth] Narrator: [voiceover] People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden. Tyler Durden: Three minutes. This is it - ground zero. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? Narrator: ...i... ann... iinn... ff... nnyin... Narrator: [voiceover] With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. [Tyler removes the gun from the Narrator's mouth] Narrator: I can't think of anything. Narrator: [voiceover] For a second I totally forgot about Tyler's whole controlled demolition thing and I wonder how clean that gun is.
Norton's CV, despite the odd blip, is impressive. He's one of the good guys.
Now, Ryan Duckling....
# Blue Valentine (2010) (post-production) # All Good Things (2010) (completed) .... David Marks
As for Steven8, sadly missed. Hey, I know he's not dead. You know what what I mean.
This is slightly off topic but getting back to LOTR... i wouldn't mind a bit if someone if someone in the future did a new version of the novels. Ok, Jackson did well with the first two, but ROTK was woeful! The CGI completely fucked up the Battle of Pelennor Fields by having that stupid green mist overpower evrything! In the book, that battle goes for hours with Aragorn and Eomer meeting up in the middle of the carnage. And as for thet ridiculous sequence with Legolas on the Oliphant? Pure garbage to cater for kiddy Star Wars fans. This issue has bugged me for 6 years. I'd love to see a darker LOTR some day, with more blood and gore like in the books.
...Fay Wray? That delicate satin draped frame As it clung to her thigh, how I started to cry 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same Give yourself over to absolute pleasure Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh Erotic nightmares beyond any measure And sensual daydreams to treasure forever Can't you just see it. Whoa ho ho! Don't dream it, be it Don't dream it, be it....
...Fay Wray? That delicate satin draped frame As it clung to her thigh, how I started to cry 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same Give yourself over to absolute pleasure Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh Erotic nightmares beyond any measure And sensual daydreams to treasure forever Can't you just see it. Whoa ho ho! Don't dream it, be it Don't dream it, be it....
INT. SIMPLY SCRIPTS BOARD Stevie shakes Michael gently by the shoulders
STEVIE Michael, you have to let go of the Fur Trap...
INT. SIMPLY SCRIPTS BOARD Stevie shakes Michael gently by the shoulders
STEVIE Michael, you have to let go of the Fur Trap...
MICHAEL Kong, Kong, Kong, Kong...
STEVIE (shrugs) I prefer Jessica Lange myself.
Chorus
Don't dream it, be it Don't dream it, be it
Dr. Everett v. Scott
Ach! We've got to get out of this trap Before this decadence saps our wills I've got to be strong and try to hang on Or else my mind, may well snap And my life will be lived For the thrills
OMG!!! Sandra has moved to Melbourne and is living next to Michael! The fumes...
Don't laugh, I just have spoken with my husband, and it is an option.
It's a matter of immigration details. He's often spoken about Australia and wanting to go someplace warm and who knows what it is that is driving certain passions, but seriously, it's a possibility, although I might drive Michael to the brink if I moved next door.
Here:
...Fay Wray? That delicate satin draped frame As it clung to her thigh, how I started to cry 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same Give yourself over to absolute pleasure Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh Erotic nightmares beyond any measure And sensual daydreams to treasure forever Can't you just see it. Whoa ho ho! Don't dream it, be it Don't dream it, be it....
This is exactly how I feel:
Don't dream it, be it!!!
Why the hell live if you can't do that anyways?!!!
Ah well, I've got this:
10000 01000 00100 00010 00001
I love the look of the above. Wish I had real experience with that inverse matrix mathematics. Well, actually I do, but it's behind so many goldarned screens and it's beyond the intellect anyways.
Maybe it's a completely different Steven8 - cue Twilight Zone type music.
EDIT: Nope it's the same steven8. He has a cool avatar. Handsome chap.
Same steven8, just a new packaging. I appreciate the thread, my friends. As is true to me, it strayed WAY off base.
I had a momentary brain freeze, and had Sir Don remove my account. Only to then have him, through his most graciousness, reinstate it. Especially after I found myself needing to come back on the site not two days later, and a short email conversation with Master bert! He is the soul of common sense!
Last I heard he was living in the Galapagos islands with a bevy of stolen Simply Scripts material, having grapes fed to him by scantly clad women while he closes movie deals on your alls scripts.
Last I heard he was living in the Galapagos islands with a bevy of stolen Simply Scripts material, having grapes fed to him by scantly clad women while he closes movie deals on your alls scripts.
That's just what I heard, though...
I tried to, but the producers said all the scripts were balls and sucked goat nips, or some such, so I was forced to come back.
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