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Breanne Mattson
Posted: January 15th, 2010, 3:31pm Report to Moderator
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In light of the recent debacle -- disguised as a discussion -- on religion, I thought it might be helpful -- perhaps even healing -- to have a little humor.

When I need a good laugh, I sometimes go to http://www.cracked.com. You may recall "Cracked" as a magazine similar to "Mad." Nowadays, the site is filled with humorous articles and various other things. I thought the following article was really good. Enjoy.

http://www.cracked.com/funny-3809-internet-argument-techniques/

And remember: you only know with certainty that you have one life. Please don’t waste it arguing with people on an internet forum.


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Posted: January 15th, 2010, 4:01pm Report to Moderator
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And don't forget, kids, arguing on the internet is like the Special Olympics.

Even if you win, you are still retarded.

Yes, I already know I am going to hell.  


Hey, it's my tiny, little IMDb!
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James McClung
Posted: January 15th, 2010, 4:03pm Report to Moderator
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I think the religion thread would've been way more fun if someone made a wingman. Maybe a Hotel California guest or two? Nevertheless, we got 5, possibly 6, out of 11. We're no IMDB but we did good. Cracked FTW!


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I'm pretty sure Special Olympics is for people with disabilities. Not just "retarded" people...


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I think the religion thread would've been way more fun if someone made a wingman.



Pia is my wing-man!


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Posted: January 15th, 2010, 4:22pm Report to Moderator
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Quoted from bert



Pia is my wing-man!


There is only one wingman, and his name is Jesus.



Shelton's IMDb Profile

"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper." - Steve Martin
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Quoted from bert
Pia is my wing-man!

This is where Pia says: "Bullshit. You can be mine."

What? We're not doing Top Gun quotes?



Down in the hole / Jesus tries to crack a smile / Beneath another shovel load
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