But on a bigger and much more important note...

Oh shit...big dilemma...should I stay or I say or should?  Do I drive 14 hours to go see an ex babe girlfriend...and ski in CO?  On a whim?  Haven't seen her in over 6 years.  Is that too crazy?

HELP!!!  ADVICE NEEDED!!!

Maybe I'll make a new post...HELP!!!!!

Don't act needy! Major turn-off!!!!

Go write a great script instead!

Quoted from Dreamscale   Do I drive 14 hours to go see an ex babe girlfriend...and ski in CO?  On a whim?  Haven't seen her in over 6 years.  Is that too crazy?

Need pics to decide.

Pia, if that was intended at me (not sure, cause I'm hammied after the big game today)...I am EXTREMELY NEEDY, if you know what I mean!

Nix, funny. I recently lost om hard rive on my computer...lost literally everything...including...pics.  Sorry.

Seriously though...Pia?  Is it crazy to do that?  Nix...assuming she'd a babe-o...or at least like 15 years younger than me, and cool as shit?  Like...a really good friend that I've never lost touch with?

SS Members
Is he wasted?

Dreamscale (aka WAYSTOID)
    (Slurring)
Yes, I guess I am.

C'mon...advice!!!!

Quoted from Dreamscale Nix, funny. I recently lost om hard rive on my computer...lost literally everything...including...pics.  Sorry.

Made a new thread. Anyhoo, use the number scale. What is she out of ten? Oh and does she use Facebook? Steal the pics off there. I'm reserving judgement until pics are presented...

Take Pia's advice: channel your problem into your writing.

View it as cathartic release.

Andrew

Trust the force, Luke -- Ben Kenobi


Wiser words have never been said.

Quoted from Dreamscale But on a bigger and much more important note... Oh shit...big dilemma...should I stay or I say or should?  Do I drive 14 hours to go see an ex babe girlfriend...and ski in CO?  On a whim?  Haven't seen her in over 6 years.  Is that too crazy? HELP!!!  ADVICE NEEDED!!! Maybe I'll make a new post...HELP!!!!!

I say go for it buddy.

At least if you don't get your end in, you still have the skiing.

Yes. drive there and then serenade her with a love song in front of all of her work colleagues. What woman could resist that? None. I tells ya!!!!  

Jeff

How about you arrange a reading of your latest script "Key To My Heart". Similar to the iscript but with you reciting...Just the two of you...in a dark room...at night...alone...for miles.

Or, since you're skiing in Colorado, just re-enact "Fade To White" from page 51 onwards, scene for scene...although you might have to cut a few characters.

Either way, you're on to a winner.

WITH HILARIOUS RESULTS!!!

Quoted from Dreamscale Do I drive 14 hours to go see an ex babe girlfriend.

Unless sex is guaranteed, no fucking way. The bitch drives 14 hours to see you.

But Nixon is right, we need pictures to decide:

a) Ugly + sex = 50/50
b) Ugly - sex = No. Obviously.
c) Bland + sex = 80/20
d) Bland - sex = No.
e) Hottie + Sex = Drive now!
f) Hottie - sex = Not unless she's paying for the gas.

But if you're only looking for "release", may I suggest xHamster?

Taking the emotional and sex element out of the equation, why are you wanting to do it? Reconciliation? She's an ex. Probably for a reason. Does she talk to you? Does she want to see you? If those are both no, then I wouldn't suggest it at all. Primarily because if she is a babe, she may have someone else out there. If she does, then you'll have driven those hours for the ski trip. Honestly, I can't see how this would work out positively for you, unless there is something you haven't told us.

I wouldn't drive 14 hours to douse a gasoline fire on my mom...

But that's just me -

AJR

Yeah get your tits out Jeff.... preferably in front of her. But before you do that, go for a ski.

Then make sure she wants some.

The posts above me made more sense than the above, but whatever, I can guarantee I am drunker than you right now. So yeeeaaaah...

(Tits out. Get your. Tits. Out. Your tits. Out.)

Quoted from Andrew Take Pia's advice: channel your problem into your writing. View it as cathartic release. Andrew

Excellent advice.


P.S. - If this becomes a hot thread I'm gonna shoot myself.

While you're sitting at home, deciding, I went to Colorado and am drinking mamosa with your ex in a hot tub.


Phil

Quoted from screenrider P.S. - If this becomes a hot thread I'm gonna shoot myself.

Isn't suicide a sin?


Sean

Quoted from Zombie Sean Isn't suicide a sin?

Not if you're already dead.

I'm guessing by Dreamscale's lack of posting that he's going for it. I wonder what he's going to do when Phil opens the door wearing nothing but a bathrobe and a grin.

Quoted from Nixon I'm guessing by Dreamscale's lack of posting that he's going for it.

I am guessing that he is sleeping it off right now.

This thread looks like a clear-cut case of PUI -- posting under the influence -- and from the looks of it, Jeff was not alone.

Quoted from screenrider If this becomes a hot thread I'm gonna shoot myself.

The ultimate fate of this thread is TBD.

what bathrobe?



Phil

This might be a little late, but let me remind you of a law in Colorado:

"It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep"



Stew

By now Dreamscale has no doubt taken matters into his own hand.

Shawn.....><

Quoted from Ledbetter By now Dreamscale has no doubt taken matters into his own hand. Shawn.....><

LOL. And I never lol.

Nice one.

Andrew