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I'm a dinky di Aussie not a ring-in like da Coop man!
I’m sure Stevie has a dinky… nah not gonna go there! Yeah, Stevie’s the proper Oz, I’m just another pom enjoying the fine beaches and beer. Heck, it beats the damp mornings I was used too.
So prediction time!
Man U for the title. They’ve lost two but still are third in the table. And watch them do the usual and hit their stride come Christmas – When Rooney and Van Persie start playing together more, it will be hard to stop them. But they do need to stop leaking stupid goals – Ferdinand was like a rabbit caught in headlights when Bale came running at him last weekend, he’s past it I’m afraid to say.
Chelsea has started well but I fully expect them to falter come the second half of the season, just one injury in the centre of the park and they’re in trouble. But I have to admit that Hazard is a wonderful player who could win player of the year come the end of the season.
City just has too many problems for me at the moment and this down to Mancini who constantly changes the players and tactics. He should go back to last year’s formation and stick Toure, however good he is going forward, back with Barry in the centre. This is why they're conceding so many goals lately.
Arsenal – wonderful footballing side but no chance of the title for me, they’ll come 4th.
I’m going to pick the toffees to finish top of the rest, like where Moyes is going with this team and if they can stay clear of injuries, should do well.
Relegation – Norwich & Reading (definitely) and I might go for Swansea. Good start but I can see the pretty football they play being their downfall – they don’t seem to have a plan b.
Villa will come 12th which is an improvement and with Lambert at the helm, we’ll improve every year. We just need stability now.
Liverpool to finish 17th!
And here’s a chant for all you Suarez fans.
He cheats! he dives! he hates the Jackson Five! suareeezzzzz! Suareeezzzzz!
Feel free to add you chants here, just for fun of course.
Okay so I can't win Jack shit at the bookies but here's my predictions for the weekends Premiership matches.
Man City V Sunderland = City win Chelsea V Norwich = Chelsea win Swansea V Reading = Draw West Brom V QPR = West Brom win Wigan V Everton = Wigan win West Ham V Arsenal = Draw
I predict I get no more than two right lol.
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Hey MacDuff, I think the whole Rangers thing has just about killed off the Scottish league. QPR aren't as good as they think they are and quite frankly I hope they go down. lol
Yeah - it's too bad - in the 80's, Scottish teams were regularily fighting for UEFA Cup and Cup Winners Cup medals... it's too bad.
Yo Macduff! There's a Scottish dad at my kids school, he's a Killie lad. So we have a good chat about football and stuff.
I have Scottish roots too, from Invergarry - my last name is McDonell. Two brothers came out here in 1862, and I'm descended from.
I like Kilmarnock - and honest team. Reminds me of that Proclaimers' song. I believe I've been through Invergarry - when I was but a wee child. I think my family was taking a trip to Skye. Beautiful part of the country. I'm a Wadwell. Not many left in Scotland, but lot's of descendants in Australia too.
Man City V Sunderland = City win Chelsea V Norwich = Chelsea win Swansea V Reading = Draw West Brom V QPR = Draw Wigan V Everton = Draw West Ham V Arsenal = Arsenal win Southampton V Fulham = Draw Liverpool V Stoke City = Draw Tottenham V Aston Villa = Spurs win Newcastle V Man Utd = United to squeek out a win
Andrew, Lee Martin broke my wee heart! I loved that shirt too; Fly Virgin I believe? Palace wore the black and yellow one in the replay, which did your friend own?
Utd look very shakey this season. Personally I think they're lucky to have the points they've got. Defence looks dodgy but with RVP and Shrek up front you'll at least bag a lot of goals.
Yeah, that was the one - it was the home shirt. Lovely piece of kit, that.
Ahhh, Lee Martin! Think that was the only goal he ever scored?!
Hey Andrew i could always dig up the "we're gonna have a party, when suarez gets a penalty " You guys know about that
Mark
Mate, I'm still to recover from the end of the season! No football parties until we win the league again! Suarez is looking bang on form this season, though.
Okay so I can't win Jack shit at the bookies but here's my predictions for the weekends Premiership matches.
Man City V Sunderland = City win Chelsea V Norwich = Chelsea win Swansea V Reading = Draw West Brom V QPR = West Brom win Wigan V Everton = Wigan win West Ham V Arsenal = Draw
I predict I get no more than two right lol.
It's funny, 'cos I was about to suggest trying to beat Lawro if anyone's up for it?
Okay Andrew I'll take up the challenge and try to beat Lawro.
Man City V Sunderland 3-2 Chelsea V Norwich 3-1 Swansea V Reading 1-1 West Brom V QPR 1-0 Wigan V Everton 1-0 West Ham V Arsenal 2-2 Southampton V Fulham 2-1 Liverpool V Stoke 1-1 Tottenham V Villa 2-0 Newcastle V Man Utd 3-2
That last prediction will annoy you lol.
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Saturday Man City v Sunderland 3-0 Hellsea v Norwich 2-0 Swansea v Reading 1-1 West Brom v QPR 1-2 Wigan v Everton 0-0 West Ham v Arsenal 1-2
Sunday Southampton v Fulham 1-1 Liverpool v Stoke 2-0(more hope than anything) Tottenham v Aston Villa 35-0(but probably closer to 4-0) Newcastle v Man Utd 2-0(more hope than anything)
So my Saturday predictions were awful again lol. I would like to say, Palace are 4th in the Championship! Another great comeback, I'm genuinely excited by Palace at the moment.
Currently watching West Ham V Arsenal and I really don't know why Brendan Rogers was so quick to dump Andy Carroll, he's a monster and Liverpool could do with him right about now.
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Not to shabby 5/6 for correct results.. 1 correct score though...
Quoted from Alffy
Currently watching West Ham V Arsenal and I really don't know why Brendan Rogers was so quick to dump Andy Carroll, he's a monster and Liverpool could do with him right about now.
He finished strong last season and should have been giving a chance... Apparently he didn't fit into Rodgers style of play... which seems to be, pass 5 times the amount of your opponents and still get beat.