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Elmer
Posted: August 15th, 2007, 1:26pm Report to Moderator
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Every year there are over 10,000 yaks that become victim to being sodomized by humans with a broom handle. In one extreme case, a suspect is charged for eating a Yaks baby and then raping the mother. Pleases help in our efforts to exterminate Yak rape and putting people like this behind bars.



"Enough!: The Yak Tragedy" is a new documentary-style comedy I'm writing and directing. It will play out like a "cops" show, showing you many different cruel-to-yak circumstances. In the end, it will come down to having interviews with various people about their opinion on the state of Yak Rights and the development of a Yak History Month.

A trailer is coming very soon.

-Chris
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To quote a great somebody, "I don't know what you just said, kid, but it touched my heart."
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Quoted from Elmer
...showing you many different cruel-to-yak circumstances.



"Okay, bring in the stunt yak!"



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"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper." - Steve Martin
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AmericanSyCo
Posted: August 16th, 2007, 1:41am Report to Moderator
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...showing you many different cruel-to-yak circumstances.


That sentence alone has secured my viewership when this film is released.
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mcornetto
Posted: August 16th, 2007, 1:42am Report to Moderator
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I think this is a cute idea.

However...

I hope that you are planning on writing a short on this subject.  

I can see this joke wearing thin quite quickly.  The joke would not support a feature length film.
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Elmer
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It is a short documentary. Probably around 15 or 20 minutes at the very most.

Every day you don't support Yaks is an extra day added to Paris Hilton's life.

-Chris
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