THE WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN! EVER!

-- Alright, you all might be wondering why I even watched this pile of shit... again. Well... I didn't. I was at my drummers house tonight and he went and got like 15 dvd's earlier that day... this happened to be one of them and I told him how bad it was. Thus it sparked interest in me to write a review about a movie I saw some 2 years ago... maybe even more. --

Just like all them, bizzare revenge films from the 70's and early 80's, this movie takes new heights and liberties as it was made in 2000 or 2001 or something.

It acts as a loose follow up to the, also insainly terrible, I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE... which won an award from me for being the dumbest movie I've ever seen. People don't act like these people do in these movies, no in real life they don't. It's absurd!

Anyways on with the reveiw.

A guy escapes prison and calls his ex-girlfriend up to come and reconcile their relationship in the middle of the woods in an old ass cabin not even fit for a work shed. Of course she does but only after we are treated to litterally 10 miunutes of stock cemetery footage of NOTHING! I swear to you, NOTHING but headstones and a jesus statue. Why they did this I do not know, but it gets even worse later on in the movie.

So she arrives and they have sex and everythings fine... until he leads her down in the basement... where 3, very out of shape, very unkempt men are being held chained up in chairs and to the wall. Yeah, the boyfriends a real nut.

He tells her that they've all done something to him and to her and that she's going to help kill them for it. She freaks out and says no, at first, and struggles with the boyfriend... in the end she gets the upper hand and kills him.

Now this pile of TRASH movie really starts. 34 minutes in and mind you it's only like 70 some minutes long... After he dies we are treated to even more stock footage of this cemetery... nowhere near the place we are at in the movie.

We go back to the cabin where the police and detectives should just be wrapping up the crime scene, right? .... WRONG! We go back and are treated to some of the most disturbing, vile, and crude things ever put on film... it goes well beyond most revenge flicks with even it's implied horror and gore.

She talks to these 3 guys about lots of things. About how her mom, JENNY, was ganged raped and left for dead and how she went back and got revenge on all of them :tie in to I spit on yoru grave:

In the end... these 3 guys are tortured, humiliated, and one of them even gets a broom up the ass... Yes it really is that distasteful.

I give this movie -10 stars. I think movies like this should never be made. I think they are a waste of production values and hurt the industry even more. I encourage you all to stay away from this movie and that is why I gave a review of it.

That and also I'm getting ready to start working on my screenplay and needed some typing exercise.

Heed my words do not ever watch these movies below:

I SPIT ON YOUR CORPSE I PISS ON YOUR GRAVE
I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE
ISLAND OF DEATH
MOTHERS DAY
DON'T TOUCH MY SISTER
LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT
HOUSE ON THE EDGE OF THE PARK
AUDITION

There are more... but those are the major ones.

"Don't Touch My Sister"....need I ask?


Yeah, I've seen the original, mind you it was a long time ago, but I did'nt like it...though it does have quite the cult following...

It's also known as : DON'T MESS WITH MY SISTER : aswell...  And you can ask, but it's a sorry pile of **** too. It's from the same guy who brought us I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE, so right there you know it's a quality, fun loving movie. Full of entertainment and cenimatic joy.