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Ax 'Em (Funniest movie ever) (currently 477 views)
guyjackson
Posted: December 27th, 2005, 3:45pm
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Okay. This movie had to be a student film, because this is the worst piece of garbage ever published. It's called Ax 'Em. And for you people that aren't big horror fans or get scared eaisily, don't worry it's not even scary. This movie is so horribly done that you'll be on the floor laughing.
I heard that this is actually at movie rental stores only because the director's dad was a senator and was even in a couple theaters in his hometown of Balitmore, Maryland.
You can watch the movie for free at the following website. It's about 70 mins long.
I know Full Moon has put out some crap, but this is an all new low. This is below even most straight-to-video standards. The $400 camcorder I bought at Best Buy delivers better picture and audio quality then this pile. Well, now that Blockbuster is distributing home movies, maybe everyone will get a film made.
Also, I like how no editor is credited in the opening. It shows.
Things to look out for are the grammatical errors at the beginning title card sequence and you can even hear the director say cut after some scenes!
Reminds of an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000. I believe the movie they were watching was 'Invasion Of The Eye People.' When they showed the title on the screen, it was 'Invasion Of The The Eye People.'
Hm...they said it was made with a camcorder, plus the audio was horrible. You couldn't really hear anything and there was the "Yo Mamma" jokes scene. The beginning prologue was really bland, and thank god I read the reveiws.
Fear Friday: some students will die to survive a twisted killer. Coming soon.