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This movie is awesome!! some of the best tits and ass in the movies plus plenty of good gore, but Zack, this ain't close to being the goriest movie ever, maybe the goriest movie of the year, but not of all time! The opening with richard dreyfuss playing his character from jaws was quite amusing. This is a great popcorn flick, and also the most fun i have had at the movies in a long time, and when it comes out on dvd it will probably become one of the most popular jerk off movies!
Well, I finally saw it last weekend, and boy was I disappointed, I'm sorry to say.
The piranha attack scenes were OK, and the mayhem at the beach, or whatever it was, was well done, but everything else was so weak.
The plot in general was non existent, and you might say, of course it was, what did you expect? I expected more...alot more.
I found the entire Jerry O'Connell stuff completely lame and incredibly unrealistic. If they wanted to paint him to be the Girls Gone Wild dude, they needed a bunch more hotties with him. Stupid only having 2 babes there, but they were sweet-ass white hot.
The 3D effects also were not well done, IMO. The piranhas themselves also weren't well conceived or realistic. I guess this whole thing was done in a comedy vein, but that's where it blew it with everyone except the critics, who shockingly loved this mess. The general public sure didn't though, and I now see why.
Another disappointment for this kid! Damn...one of these days...one of these days...
Bought this on blu ray 3D the other week. Awesome 3D but not as awesome as Resident Evil Afterlife's 3D transfer (No review for that movie yet, weird)
Is that craptacular Mega Piranha a sequel to this since at the end... spoiler spoiler
At the end when the dude says something like "If those are just the babies, where are the parents" and one huge piranha jumps out of the water and takes him down.
They better not make that movie because no matter how much I hate that idea, I would probably buy it and hate myself later. I bought Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus for 8 bucks on blu ray because that's an awesome deal eventhough I hate that movie with passion.