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This movie absolutely sucks!

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Unreal..absolutely unreal.

$15 Million budget, which has already been made back overseas.  I can't foresee more than a $15 Million BO here at the NABO.

Mind numbingly dull and completely uneventful.  Dialogue that thinks it's really smart and hip, but in reality is annoying as all fuck.

I've literally never walked out of a movie before...never really even considered it.  I considered it here...often.  I stuck it out, but in hindsight, wish i had left as literally nothing of any importance occurred.

All you theme lovers, go line up to see this...please.  You'll just love how they have a backdrop of Obama and Bush hashing out the 2008 election - oh wait...I mean McCain and Obama with Bush also spouting some mumbo jumbo about the state of America.  BULLSHIT!

You know...seriously...in all seriousness...how and why was this made into a movie?  Why did Andrew Dominik ever write it?  Why didn't someone...anyone say, this is really dull and uneventful?  You know how you read crappy scripts with scenes that have absolutely no reason to be in them?  Check this fucker out - it's jam packed with them.

I honestly can't put into words what a complete waste this was on every level imaginable.  I really can't.

Talk about something with ZERO repeat viewing qualities, and this turd should hog the conversation.

Maybe Brad Pitt and Andrew Dominik have some secret relationship going on.  I don't know why else he'd sign up here.  Oh My God, this thing sucks the high hard one.

Shockingly, the theater was packed for a 10:00 AM showing, but you know what?  When this ended - very abruptly, I may add, the theater was silent at first...then the groans started up.  I exited as quickly as I could, because I was insanely angry that crap like this can be made.

Rotten Tomatoes somehow has this at like 70% approval.  Huh?  For reals?  WTF?  Maybe the critics who reviewed this favorably also have some strange relationship going on with Andrew Dominik.

I'll leave you with this.  I'll never, ever set foot in a theater again if I see Andrew Dominik's name associated with a movie.

Pure shit, shat out of a dead dog's ass.  Unwatchable almost for me.  TERRIBLE!!!!

Dude, you are a complete donkey.  One of the best scripts (and movies) I ever read/seen!

Seriously, stop doing downers before you go to the movies.  Eat more popcorn.

You sure told him.