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How To Carve A Pumpkin by Tulip Twinkle - Short, Comedy - A racist, degrading, over-the-top, 50s-style "How To" video on how to carve a jack-o-lantern. <12 pages - pdf, format
I loved the idea of this, but I think a lot more could have been done than what WAS done.
I was looking forward to reading this one when I read the logline, but...I just didn't find it very funny. I love racist humor but didn't find hispanic\black humor funny. It didn't offend me or anything, it just wasn't funny to me.
I thought this was alright but could have been better. I think it was a pretty good idea and could have been really good (like the Troy Mcclure instructional videos) but I found that I only chuckled at a couple things.
A lot of your jokes involved the violent mishaps of shooting the thing and most of those didn't work for me. I chuckled at the Henry, uncomfortable hand shake thing, and the cat, but most of them I thought were kind of uninspired.
I found my self laughing hardest at the "go back to college" line, I thought that was pretty good, and also the scene in the Ghetto.
So maybe it needs more offensive racial stereotypes?
Well anyway, it fit the theme really well and was well written, overall I found it more or less enjoyable and amusing.
I thought the idea of this was great I just wished you went more over the top with it, maybe make Stanley more like Archie Bunker, more of an idiot bigot, I think you could have gotten more laughs that way. The first couple deaths were funny, kind of had a final destination thing going for it. The ending was quite funny as well, ends with a bang...hehehehehe. I think the theme and genre were used quite well here so congrats on that, I just wished it was a bit more over the top.
Very nice idea and good way to include the necessary criteria. I was immediately drawn to this one by the logline.
It starts out well with kid being replaced after dying horribly, I could just imagine those choppy edits with a new boy on screen and everyone pretending like nothing had happened. Good stuff.
'Go back to college, Pablo' - Ha, that made me laugh out loud, good one! Henry trading his sister to the black guy for a pumpkin was also good. I felt the farmer joke was a missed opportunity though, it wasn't that funny and I thought it easily could've been if done a little differently.
All the injuries and deaths start to get a little tired in the middle. I get the distinct impression you were really disappointed that horror wasn't the genre for the challenge and decided to cram in loads of carnage some other way lol. There aren't really any other jokes going on at this point (stuff like the dog shit gag doesn't really work), I actually found Stanley getting Henry's name wrong funnier than that stuff, although sheepwalker brought up the Troy McClure videos and I remember the same gag in the one about meat
Despite what I just said about about the over-use of deaths, I found the explosion really funny! Great ending, and the beginning was funny. It loses the laughs in the middle a bit. Like others have said, you have a great concept but you don't use it to it's full potential. However, I think comedy is the hardest genre to write and you got some laughs out of me (and others it seems), so well done. The script was also cleanly written (I didn't notice any errors) with concise descriptions.
Overall, nice job
"Are you saying I'm crazy!?" "Oh no, but I'm certainly thinking it loudly"
Well we're finally finished carving our jack-o'-lantern. How do you feel Henry? LOL That was halerious. (not using spell check, forgive me) Oh my! I don't know about adding any over the top dialogue for Stanley though. It was the 50s, and I think you did a good job with it. This was definately cute Miss Twinkle or should I say Ms. You had the comedy, and you met the challenge. Good Job!
Cindy
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You would think the studio would have given up on the skit after the first incidence. And, I assume the door must be open for Henry to just walk through it! Why would you use a V.O for Stanley in the field?
Your line – “Uh oh! A Negro!” – Politically incorrect!
And the sister bit, that did not work for me.
More of a horror story but the comedy side was there. Well done!
My OWC Challenge rating of your script “Carving of a Jack O’ Lantern”: 7/10 Comedy Structure: 6/10 My rating of your script overall: 7/10
For me, physical comedy never reads well. It has to be seen to be funny. That's probably why it's called "physical comedy." The point is, imaging the physical comedy in your script, I thought it could be really funny if shot right.
I enjoyed the parts with the "negro" even if they were a tad offensive.
I didn't particularly like the very ending where the house blew up, it seemed a bit obvious, but I have no suggestions on how to write a better ending.
Overall, you stuck to the theme and produced a funny script, 8/10.
This was the first of the scripts I’ve read for the OWC, and I have to say that so far it’s off to a pretty good start. I thought this script was pretty well done, had some great laughs and some gross out moments, which is always good. Your formatting, spelling and grammer are all fine, I didn’t really notice any spelling mistakes or anything like that, so well done in that regard as well. I also thought this fit with the genre and theme perfectly, so top points there.
With a mix of blood and guts and savage satire, this was an enjoyable, funny script. It kind of reminded me of those great mock-educational videos Troy McClure was always doing in episodes of The Simpsons, just a lot bloodier. I would love to read an extended draft, where you push the Stanley character even further. Still, this was a really fun read.
This is a very cute, and quite funny short. Your beginning and ending were the parts i felt were strongest. I chuckled at your "go back to college pablo" line and the "how do you feel Henry?" However i thought maybe your middle could be maybe alittle MORE over the top, just becuase i thought it lacked there. But nonetheless this was a great short.
Congrats! This was a fun read for me.
bryan.
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You know what? You've got a lot of talent, but need a trained professional to help you...
Ok, I'm being harsh. And I'll tell you why. I was seriously LOVING the beginning of this and then you floored me and I thought: "Who is this for?" Some kind of drunken, drugged out - rape-the-girl next door scumb-bag crew who can't tell their left foot from their right?
You have a talent! I can see it, but in my opinion you're going about it the wrong way.
This kind of humor works--I guess on late-night television, but I think you're better than that.
Up until the time the table collapses on the boy, I've got a genuine smile on my face and then: Pow! I was let down.
>A knife lands in Bobby's neck? Sorry, it's not my kind of humor.
Then:
>Go back to college Pablo? Sorry, but to me, this is discriminatory. I used to work with marvelous Spanish-Mexican people and I don't like that.
>The man stands on the porch with a young teenage girl. He slowly pulls her into his home.
Now, I've lost all respect. Taking a teenager? This isn't funny.
Sparky the dog flying into a ceiling fan? Again, it's not my type of humor--more of a sick thought.
>Stanley says, "Get the "f"ing seeds out? You're writing for a select (swear) group.
I'm sorry but this really disappointed me. I really do think you've got ability. You were setting things up really well and then everything went down the tube. I know that some people might like this kind of thing, but I'm not one of them.
My suggestion would be that if you write for a wider audience, you'll get better coverage.
Also, there's nothing wrong with doing "racial" humor. There's an East Indian gentlemen here in Canada who pokes fun at his own race, and he's funny. But there's a way to do it and a way that's just not right.
What troubles me most about this is the fact that I see so much potential here. You're set up is really good and I know what you're going for, but it would be so much more funny if you stay just on the side of "mild injury" instead of knives gouging into little kids and young girls getting sexually abused.
This was a good effort. Despite my bias, I encourage you. Try and think about your audience. Who are you trying to sell to? The late night crowd? Ok, but not all of them are do-do heads; that's the way they're made out to be by what is often pumped out on television, but let's get beyond the rude and lewd.
I liked this. I think it could do with some moving stuff around though, to maximize the comedy. One thing you do is have two kids die off right away at the beginnings of their scenes. While this is funny, you can make it funnier with the rule of three (patters of three are funnier). You end the pattern by having the third kid not die (at least till the end). I recommend you have the first death as is, have the second kid die whil searching for a pumpkin, and that changes the pattern to kid gets a little further each time before dieing. that way, the rule of three allows you to maximize on the laughter at the end, and also build suspense with each of henry's near deaths.
Also, cut sparky's poo joke. Lame. and him flying into the fan. It's gross and not needed, there should be enough blood in the room already. Simply cut sparly all-together I say.
I didn't find this to be offensive. In fact, I thought it was tame -- perhaps too tame. Still, it was enjoyable. It's an excellent idea. I just wish you had taken it a little further.
However I think you should spent more time on the meta-jokes about 50's TV-etiquette than on people getting hurt. Like someone else said, it could be that physical humor simply just doesn't read funny, I dunno, but it didn't really work for me.
The Pablo line and Henry's "uh oh, a negro!" were by far the funniest in the script, IMO. I think some people might be offended by them, but I get you're poking fun at Stanley's overt racism, and not saying mexicans and black people are certain stereotypes.
Political correctness was never funny anyway.
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