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A Limerick is a rhyming poem. The rhyme follows a pattern of AABBA. In other words, the first two line rhyme, the third and four rhyme and the fifth rhyme with the first two lines, e.g.,
A mouse in her room woke Miss Doud She saw it and screamed very loud Then a happy thought struck her "I'll scare off that critter" And she sat up in bed and meowed
in fact, chris.....prove him right with the limerick from your profile
heheheh
oh well...
He claimed that her bust was the best, Big things that sprouted from her chest, Something you could shed, Or thats what she said, Of the blow-up deflatable breasts
Pushing the envelope, I see. I expected nothing less.
I give you an A minus for "envelope pushing" (I'm sure you could do better).
I give you an A+ for being the first to try and push the envelope.
I give you a double A+ for NOT using "Nantucket" or "Peru" in your limerick.
Sadly, tho. I give you a D for structure. 'best' and 'chest' - good. 'shed' and 'said' - also good. However, final line, you blew it. 'breasts' does not rhyme with 'best' or 'chest'. So, sad. We were all rooting for you.
Freak:
So very sorry. Great comment. Great insight. However, no where near the correct aabba Limerick form. Regrettably you will not graduate from high school. Please, repeat after me, "Would you like fries with that?"
Society it is downfalling, in a humorous form of rhyming, It is tragic, not sunny, tho it is quite funny, this line is tossed in as an ending.
Ok, Don was the teacher who owned that brand new Lexus I wanted to back into in the school parking lot before I thought better of it....and decided just to fling rotten eggs instead.
Hmm look at all these clowns I sometimes wish they'd just drown It started back in 1930 I got shot, fell and my face got dirty Oh Christina baby let's get dirrty
Yep the king of horriblility (If that's not a word it is now)
Shaman! You have redeemed yourself! A, double plus!
Wesley! Great start! Great middle! You blew it at the end. Remember the rhyme scheme here is A A B B A
So, lines 1 and 2 and 5 need to rhyme. lines 3 and 4 rhyme.
So, overall a C+- on the limerick. A+ and a half for inventing a new word "horribility". I am sure I will find use for it on Monday. I have to sit through several presentations. Let me practice, "Ahem. You have several great insights. Many of them are quite practicable assuming the basic laws of phyisics are ignorned. However, the chances of a reversal of gravity are so slim, that on a horribility scale I'd have to give this a 10 out of 10."
Freak,
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Would you like fries with that? You can supersize for a dollar.
I laughed so hard, milk squirted out of my nose. I hope that you can appreciate my sense of humor when I'm working for you ten years from now.
You think you are great when all you are is full of hate you leave kids at home crying while drugs you're out buying one day you came home and i could sense the rape
Funny, I spent the day working in the garden. I tried to think up a garden limerick. After a day of turning soil, the best I came up with was one couplet.
Little worms, you wiggle and toil burrowing your way through the soil.