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This is kind of a song, more of a rap. That's just my style. It's called "Too Far".
Checked out Simply Scripts a few months ago, Thought it'd be a decent place to put up scripts, yo Next thing I knew, I had script ideas jumpin' out my head Might have put up too many W-I-P threads Now I'm blacklisted as the guy who writes before he thinks I'm the guy with ideas that everyone says stinks Happened once or twice, and I didn't care But a certain MOD was dissing my scripts here and there Didn't think too much of it, but every time I made a thread He'd pop up and dump on it, so the script would be dead He gave all my scripts shit, so I got pissed off One day I flipped out, swore at him and got kicked off Banned for a couple days, but as soon as I was back I was back at it, swearing at him, calling him a twat See, I thought it was necessary, now it's out of hand Now this site's my war zone, Simply Scripts is No Man's Land
This is kind of a song, more of a rap. That's just my style. It's called "Too Far".
Checked out Simply Scripts a few months ago, Thought it'd be a decent place to put up scripts, yo Next thing I knew, I had script ideas jumpin' out my head Might have put up too many W-I-P threads Now I'm blacklisted as the guy who writes before he thinks I'm the guy with ideas that everyone says stinks Happened once or twice, and I didn't care But a certain MOD was dissing my scripts here and there Didn't think too much of it, but every time I made a thread He'd pop up and dump on it, so the script would be dead He gave all my scripts shit, so I got pissed off One day I flipped out, swore at him and got kicked off Banned for a couple days, but as soon as I was back I was back at it, swearing at him, calling him a twat See, I thought it was necessary, now it's out of hand Now this site's my war zone, Simply Scripts is No Man's Land
this is actually kinda well written... very immature, but well written... you can continue to try to turn people against the mentioned "MOD" but it's not... you're childish... grow up... other than that, not a terrible rap.
this space for rent. $9.94 a day <--- doesn't get any better than that!
Oddly enough, while driving around today I was inspired to compose a rap of my own -- dedicated to my favorite member at S.S.
This is so gonna get deleted haha. Heck, I'll probably delete it myself, so read it quick.
You sing it to the tune of “Give it away now” by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
On the S.S. boards I am a strange creature. Let me tell you ‘bout my new feature! Gimme feedback. What’s good, what’s not? But the title’s all I really got.
There’s a mod he tries to dis me! But I survive on ignorant bliss, see? All the rules, thinks I should heed ‘em. Don’t he know that I can’t read ‘em?
I drink milk From a tilf Brady's mom is a total milf
Daddy owns an SUV Last night he tried to run over me He claims he couldn't see Brady's mom's pepper spray got in his eye What a funny guy The only thing he could do in that situation was lie That's how our dog Scott curled up and died
Wrestling is bad, wrestling is bad Sadly the old people watch it like it's the latest fad The acting is bad, wrestling is bad
Brady's mom is walking down the street My dad sprints out just so he could greet... her I think it's absurd Coz Brady's mom called daddy a big turd Gorgonzola cheese squirted on Big Bird
Saurkraut is bad, saurkraut is bad Sadly the Germans eat it like it's the latest fad The taste is bad, saurkraut is bad
Brady's dad is walking towards dad-e Dad ran back to the house screaming like a dog in heat. I heard a clap I saw dad Laid out on the grass like he was taking a nap Don't listen to Ernie it's only a trap
Arguing is bad, arguing is bad Sadly the president does it like it's the latest fad Arguing is bad, arguing is bad
(END)
Sorry, couldn't resist! : )
I've got a nice idea brewing inside my head, and you know what's nice about it? It's gonna' be one hellov an idea when it's down on paper!
Oh, she catches her breath the way a cat catches tongues She poured herself a glass of sump'n sump'n and then she's gone. The kids all trailed her footprints along the One-one-seventy-nine but when they got themselves down to the scene of the crime She was serenading and quotin' Nietsche, and doin' Jung they had to exorcise her demons, cleanse her heart and clear her lungs. There was a grand ceremony, yes, with all ceremonial things "Oh She burned good" a man was heard whispering, But she was...all awake She was a-a-a-a-all awake.
The slackjawed virgin mothers rest their glasses by the bar, smiling indiscriminately at the boys with cars. Singin': "I know you want one'em girls who can think, but I'ma take you down round town and you can do me by the sink" And she said: "This best be brief, boy, I ain't got the time of day I need salvation proper like I need your chevrolet", So the conversation ended and she got her clothes back on agin Well, she slit her wrists that mornin' by the cross-word puzzle's end. And she was... Torn and changed. Torn and Changed. How changed? Pretty changed. All changed.
So now the plot begins to thicken and all the youngens go to bed dreaming sweetly about lynchings and the birthdays of the dead Them harlots gone to heaven, and the preachers gone to hell Took to the to two-a-clock to Brooklyn, now they're makin' out 'cause this is New York.
It's basically lyrics I wrote to a Regina Spektor song called "Back of a truck". For some reason the song developed into quasi mountain-talk at some point...
"The Flux capacitor. It's what makes time travel possible."
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