Run, don't walk, to see this one...  It is easily the most absurd, most intelligence insulting, movies you'll watch this week.  How a movie can take you down one path so long and then twist and turn it all around and say it was something else... Well, it's never been done to the magnitude of "Farmhouse"  ... A movie that'll keep you guessing the whole way.  And not in a good way, either.

1st guess will be "why are you watching it"  Then you quickly realize it's for Steven Webber, only... its not cos' he gives his most pathetic performance ever in it. Then you'll say "well, it's already been on for 30 min... let's finish it"  Then you realize it keeps getting worse and worse and worse. Nothing in this movie gels... Nothing. There is nothing cohesive about this one at all.

The last time I seen a movie that sucked in the same way as this was "REST STOP" or "Midnight Skater" ... It's absolutely horrible on all fronts.

Webber has seen better days... It's so strange seeing him go from Jennifer to this puddle of pig piss.