Flash Gordon.  Great casting with Max Von Sydow as Ming, but this was a pretty cheesy movie on the whole...

...and is part of my dvd collection.  I love it.

Quoted from Shelton Flash Gordon.  Great casting with Max Von Sydow as Ming, but this was a pretty cheesy movie on the whole... ...and is part of my dvd collection.  I love it.

Not to be confused with Flesh Gordon



One liked Cosmic Cheerleaders...

Quoted from Old Time Wesley Not to be confused with Flesh Gordon

Ah yes, I've seen that one as well, but I didn't care all that much for it.  At least not enough to check out the sequel.

I guess "Meets The Cosmic Cheerleaders" was the sequel? I think I saw it. They are on a plane and it starts going down or they pass through something that makes everyone want to f... everyone else.

The movie was awesome when I saw it years ago.

Not exactly porn but so wrong.

Have you seen Shortbus? It got an R I believe and it is a porno.

The Toxic Avenger is probably the worst film I've liked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27E4Qfj7iEY

Quoted from Old Time Wesley I guess "Meets The Cosmic Cheerleaders" was the sequel? I think I saw it. They are on a plane and it starts going down or they pass through something that makes everyone want to f... everyone else. The movie was awesome when I saw it years ago. Not exactly porn but so wrong. Have you seen Shortbus? It got an R I believe and it is a porno.

Yeah, Cosmic Cheerleaders is the sequel, but I remember the plane scene being in the original.  I wouldn't discount them using it again though.

I've heard of Shortbus, and have seen a lot of discussion about it, but I've never seen it.  May have to add that to the old Netflix queue.

Quoted from Shelton Yeah, Cosmic Cheerleaders is the sequel, but I remember the plane scene being in the original.  I wouldn't discount them using it again though. I've heard of Shortbus, and have seen a lot of discussion about it, but I've never seen it.  May have to add that to the old Netflix queue.

The first scene has a guy sucking his own... yeah. It also has the one girl from Much Music  (Canadian Music Station) and if you get past the dirty parts it is not a terrible film but never admit to a bunch of guys that you watched it as I found out the other day at work.

Chris, the original Toxic Avenger is a good film but the sequels that follow are junk.

Lloyd Kaufman has great documentaries on his later DVD's on the making of his indy films and even released a DVD box set called "Make Your Own Damned Movie" and in my opinion it is helpful towards starting an indy film career but may not be useful to those who want to go in with some sense of dignity.

Lloyd Kauffman and Troma may be low on quality, but I admire their spirit. Sometimes that's what's missing....

Troma survived by producing movies for next to nothing.  It never took much for them to turn a profit.  And this was before everyone has DVD and VHS players.

Ed Wood would be proud.


Phil

And that is why they are all so terrible. They hire actors who want to be in porn and not actors who want or have any acting talent. (Watch the documentaries, I did.)

That's why the films are perfect to be secret likes.

Anyway a lot of people rag on Gigli as being one of the worst films made for whatever reason and it is not that bad.

Now that I know all of your secrets, the title has to be changed to something that suits the fact that they are not a secret anymore. (That was a joke and although it is not very funny, I secretly like it.)

"National Lampoon's European Vacation",  "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" or any Abbott & Costello

Michel  

Ladies and Gentlemen...I give you, Hamburger: The Motion Picture



I suggest looking at some of the actual movie clips on YouTube as well.

I forgot to comment on it earlier, but I'm with Martin on Death Race 2000 as well.

Alone in the Dark.... Uwe Boll's best movie!... Wait, what does that mean?

~Zack~

The Last Broadcast. simply because, although it isn't great it gets a bum deal.  It came out a good year before Blair Witch and gets no credit despite Blair totally ripping the idea.  in fact I still think Broadcast did it better.

Oh I just thought of a better one...Evil Ed!  This film is, I think, Swedish.  I remember it because it the acting was terrible but it was very funny in a dark and twisted way.  The gore was so over the top but the effects were really good, Ed v's a shotgun at the end springs to mind.  The basic story was a guy, Ed, works in editing and has to chop out all the gore from films.  Unfortunately it sends him loopy and he goes on a rampage, killing people for fun.  Really bad....but somehow good.