We've all got them.

Here's my two;

Deadly Friend - Early Wes Craven film where an uber-geek brings his next door neighbour back to life by implanting a chip into her brain. Genius! Has the old lady from the Goonies in for good measure. (Basketball in the head worth the 99p bargain basement price alone!)

Cuffs - Christian Slater is George Cuffs.....nuff said.

Cherry 2000 is a Melanie Griffith movie where she plays a bounty hunter hired to help find a model Cherry 2000 sex-bot.  The cheese-meter actually goes up to eleven on this one.  Tim Thomerson plays desert cult leader, Lester, and Larry Fishbourne even has a small role in it.




Phil

Tremors - It's about giant man eating worms, silly and stupid but I loved it

Killer Klowns from outer space - The title says it all

Point Break - surfer bank robbers staring Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves

Hey Jordan, have you been checking out my collection?  Tremors is a brilliant film so to Point Break but Killer Klowns is so bad it's genius!!  I haven't seen it in years but I remember the Klowns being really weird and pretty good effects too.  I love the hand shadow scene though, Roar!!!

Critters anyone?

"Who did you bring?!"

Wild Wild West. I know it is terrible but I watch it (and enjoy it) every time it is on t.v.

3000 Miles to Graceland

The Avengers.  I don't know anyone but myself that liked it but I don't care.   I could watch it again and again.  I especially dig that theme music.

Bloody Murder - A really, really terrible film. But I liked its cheesyness and terrible acting. The second is a lot better.

I challenge anyone to not want to watch this now, ha

Nekromantik, Hostel, Alien: Resurrection, and most of Stephen Summers' movies.

I remember watching that movie Ste when I was a kid. I remember bits and pieces of it. I got to watch it again. lol.

Gabe

Born to Win. It was a bargain basement DVD I bought from the supermarket. It was one of Robert Deniro's first films and he's hardly in it but you'd think he was the star judging by the front and back cover. It's about a junkie and is set in New York in the early 1970s. Sure it looks dated and some of the scenes are cheesy but I like it.

I also really like The Blair Witch Project and Eyes Wide Shut. I don't think that they're terrible films but for some reason a lot of other people do.

Pink Flamingos - the most terrible of them all

haha coocoocachoo

Lambada: The Forbidden dance!!.



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099595/

IT ROCKS! And I can't stop singing along to the theme tune either whenever I watch it.

Gee Andy, I thought you were going to say The Goonies, or something.


Phil

Cry Baby - Johnny Depp, Ricki Lake - Should have won an oscar.

For some reason I always did enjoy Deep Star Six - even though it kinda sucked.

Deep Rising - fast moving, funny movie. Good turn from Treat Williams, cool one-liners, good action and monster-CGI and a nice Goldsmith score. Love this movie. Don't know if I'd call it terrible as it is sure better than some of the big budget crap being released nowdays, but  overall it's not well regarded.

MegaForce (1982) with Barry Bostwick.  The pre-cursor to the G.I. Joe cartoon series.  Flying motorcycles with rocket launchers!  Cool!

I'm reluctant to put this in a thread about terrible films. I'm not ashamed to admit this is one of my favourite movies of all time.

Deathrace 2000

"Master's of the Universe" starring Dolph Lungren. hahah big He-Man fan growing up.
"Krull" cheesey early 80's Sci-Fi Fantasy not to be confused with "Kull the Conquerer"
"Navy Seals" with Charlie Sheen and Michael Biehn.
"The Burbs" with Tom Hanks
"Commando" the acting is so bad... and the script is worse but Ahhnold makes it work

Quoted from sniper For some reason I always did enjoy Deep Star Six - even though it kinda sucked.

i liked that one too.

GI Jane.......    









That was better than any porn!

Quoted from Grandma Bear GI Jane.......     That was better than any porn!

Aha I know your secret.

I cannot think of any secret films I like that I haven't mentioned before... what about Power Rangers, those original movies were awesome when I was younger.

Hey,

Quoted from SwampJack "Commando" the acting is so bad... and the script is worse but Ahhnold makes it work

Yeah, completely agree. It's a horrible movie but it's nonstop laughs. I literally laughed my lungs out for like 75% of this movie.



Besides the ludicrous script, bad acting, and xylophone-filled island theme soundtrack, it also has one of the most hilarious villains ever: a (for some reason) leather and chain mail clad ex-commando, fighting, apparently,  suppressed homosexual urges.  Watch this for a small taste of the marvel that is Bennett.




lol I love the one liners. Vintage Schwarzenegger.



sheepwalker

Commando's a shout, but surely all Arnie films can be up there. The Running Man is absolute genius from start to finish.

"Who loves you and who do you looooovvvveee?!"

Quoted from SwapJack "Master's of the Universe" starring Dolph Lungren. hahah big He-Man fan growing up. "Krull" cheesey early 80's Sci-Fi Fantasy not to be confused with "Kull the Conquerer" "Navy Seals" with Charlie Sheen and Michael Biehn. "The Burbs" with Tom Hanks "Commando" the acting is so bad... and the script is worse but Ahhnold makes it work i liked that one too.

I love The 'Burbs too - but I wouldn't put it in a list of terrible movies, just under-rated ones. Around the time of Cast Away, saw a great interview on TV with Tom Hanks where he said  the Burbs was one of his personal favorites and he was really disappointed it didn't find an audience. He then said he felt, in years to come, it would be seen as one of his best movies and a comedy classic. The man was dead serious. And he's right !

But Masters Of The Universe IS a bad movie I love...it's just so cheesy but has a great production design, great costumes, Langella is WAY crazy as Skeletor, and the score bt Bill Conti is excellent.

The Burbs is a fantastic film, no way should you be embarrassed to like it.

Stuart Saves His Family
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it...people like me!

Flash Gordon.  Great casting with Max Von Sydow as Ming, but this was a pretty cheesy movie on the whole...

...and is part of my dvd collection.  I love it.

Quoted from Shelton Flash Gordon.  Great casting with Max Von Sydow as Ming, but this was a pretty cheesy movie on the whole... ...and is part of my dvd collection.  I love it.

Not to be confused with Flesh Gordon



One liked Cosmic Cheerleaders...

Quoted from Old Time Wesley Not to be confused with Flesh Gordon

Ah yes, I've seen that one as well, but I didn't care all that much for it.  At least not enough to check out the sequel.

I guess "Meets The Cosmic Cheerleaders" was the sequel? I think I saw it. They are on a plane and it starts going down or they pass through something that makes everyone want to f... everyone else.

The movie was awesome when I saw it years ago.

Not exactly porn but so wrong.

Have you seen Shortbus? It got an R I believe and it is a porno.

The Toxic Avenger is probably the worst film I've liked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27E4Qfj7iEY

Quoted from Old Time Wesley I guess "Meets The Cosmic Cheerleaders" was the sequel? I think I saw it. They are on a plane and it starts going down or they pass through something that makes everyone want to f... everyone else. The movie was awesome when I saw it years ago. Not exactly porn but so wrong. Have you seen Shortbus? It got an R I believe and it is a porno.

Yeah, Cosmic Cheerleaders is the sequel, but I remember the plane scene being in the original.  I wouldn't discount them using it again though.

I've heard of Shortbus, and have seen a lot of discussion about it, but I've never seen it.  May have to add that to the old Netflix queue.

Quoted from Shelton Yeah, Cosmic Cheerleaders is the sequel, but I remember the plane scene being in the original.  I wouldn't discount them using it again though. I've heard of Shortbus, and have seen a lot of discussion about it, but I've never seen it.  May have to add that to the old Netflix queue.

The first scene has a guy sucking his own... yeah. It also has the one girl from Much Music  (Canadian Music Station) and if you get past the dirty parts it is not a terrible film but never admit to a bunch of guys that you watched it as I found out the other day at work.

Chris, the original Toxic Avenger is a good film but the sequels that follow are junk.

Lloyd Kaufman has great documentaries on his later DVD's on the making of his indy films and even released a DVD box set called "Make Your Own Damned Movie" and in my opinion it is helpful towards starting an indy film career but may not be useful to those who want to go in with some sense of dignity.

Lloyd Kauffman and Troma may be low on quality, but I admire their spirit. Sometimes that's what's missing....

Troma survived by producing movies for next to nothing.  It never took much for them to turn a profit.  And this was before everyone has DVD and VHS players.

Ed Wood would be proud.


Phil

And that is why they are all so terrible. They hire actors who want to be in porn and not actors who want or have any acting talent. (Watch the documentaries, I did.)

That's why the films are perfect to be secret likes.

Anyway a lot of people rag on Gigli as being one of the worst films made for whatever reason and it is not that bad.

Now that I know all of your secrets, the title has to be changed to something that suits the fact that they are not a secret anymore. (That was a joke and although it is not very funny, I secretly like it.)

"National Lampoon's European Vacation",  "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" or any Abbott & Costello

Michel  

Ladies and Gentlemen...I give you, Hamburger: The Motion Picture



I suggest looking at some of the actual movie clips on YouTube as well.

I forgot to comment on it earlier, but I'm with Martin on Death Race 2000 as well.

Alone in the Dark.... Uwe Boll's best movie!... Wait, what does that mean?

~Zack~

The Last Broadcast. simply because, although it isn't great it gets a bum deal.  It came out a good year before Blair Witch and gets no credit despite Blair totally ripping the idea.  in fact I still think Broadcast did it better.

Oh I just thought of a better one...Evil Ed!  This film is, I think, Swedish.  I remember it because it the acting was terrible but it was very funny in a dark and twisted way.  The gore was so over the top but the effects were really good, Ed v's a shotgun at the end springs to mind.  The basic story was a guy, Ed, works in editing and has to chop out all the gore from films.  Unfortunately it sends him loopy and he goes on a rampage, killing people for fun.  Really bad....but somehow good.

HOWARD THE DUCK - So much nostalgia and childhood memories I get when I watch this movie. I loved this movie as a kid. I remember watching it as many as 4 times in one day.

THE LAST STARFIGHTER - I love the 80s chessieness and Catherine Mary Stewart (from night of the comet).