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You look better with a beard, Mike.



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You look better with a beard, Mike.


But there are so many other choices!











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"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper." - Steve Martin
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Phil's Pugumentary film might be under threat.



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The second photo is the best, Mike! Take off the specs and you look like a porn star from the seventies...
Actually, with the specs on, you look like a porn star from the eighties...



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Now they're sayng the pigs got it from humans...

I wish these "experts" would make up their minds!


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Quoted from Grandma Bear
Now they're sayng the pigs got it from humans...

I wish these "experts" would make up their minds!


Well, leave it to the Mexicans to make sweet love down by the fire with Pigs...

I'm not saying it was started by an American but a picture is worth a thousand words and this picture says it all.






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Tourist back from Mexico






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This is pretty hilarious. I've just heard from three of my friends that the swine flu has been detected in London. Apparently, there are some strange mutations going on with this virus. http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm


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There has been a small outbreak of �zombism� in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.

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After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it�s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during �resurrection.�

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The Netherlands confirms its first case of zombie swine flu, in a three-year-old boy recently returned from Mexico. After passing away early this morning, he rose from the dead and lunged at his mother.




If it's not a hoax, then it must be my fucking birthday.


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Maybe the Z in H1Z1 stands for Zombie!  AAAaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh!!

Brains, anyone?


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It is true that most effects from infections are due to your body's immune response. Fever, chills, aches... all these things are a direct effect of your immune system, not the bug (there a some exceptions). One of the reasons getting chickenpox when your are an adult is so dangerous.


I got the chicken pox year before last, close to my birthday. It was brutal. Fortunately I 'medicated' myself with a ton of lemon juice and rum(Jamaican remedy that absolutely works!) and benedryl to stop the itch. It lasted for less than two weeks.


Family Picnic 10 pages.

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(...) lemon juice and rum(Jamaican remedy that absolutely works!) (...)


Do you mean Captain Morgan, I supose?
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I 'medicated' myself with a ton of lemon juice and rum(Jamaican remedy that absolutely works!)


That's what we simply call grog


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