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I went to see this midnight opening night and they wouldn't let me in. I was ticked off, we went with a big group of seniors and freinds going off to college so it was a big group splitting dissapointment. I'll probably have to wait for this R hype that seems to be plaguing chicago recentlty to die down, or else rent it when that happens.
I just watched this movie, thanks to Blockbuster's see-how-many-freakin-movies-you-can-squeeze-in program. And the only thing I could say is, "......wow....." This stinkburger was a disaster long before the snakes showed up.
The characters in this movie are the same characters you see in movies like Airport and The Poseiden Adventure. The only thing missing was Shelly Winters dying.
If you haven't heard, the story involves a flight carrying a federal witness that is endangered when poisonous snakes are released through out, killing everyone they can. Samuel L. Jackson plays the federal agent who save the day. I'd go into it more, but my head hurts just thinking about it.
When this movie first came up in conversation, I mentioned that shutting the heating system off on the plane would put the snakes the sleep and end the danger. It shows that Hollywood isn't thinking.
I'd recommend renting this movie. Watch it with a big group of friends and heckle the living hell out of it. Without going MST3K on this film, it would really really suck
I was kinda disappointed in that it wasn't b-movie-ish enough! Sometimes it actually felt, not so much like a conscious b-movie but as an a-movie involuntarily being bad.
Instead of playing with the genre, they pretty much just re-iterated Turbulence and Anaconda. there could've been more tongue-in-cheek; more gore, and less kids. No kids, in fact. God, how they annoy me!
Now "Feast", there's a b-movie!
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