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Apologises for this stinkingly late response. Now all the hoo-ha has died down and my short film has been made, I've found time to respond.
Cheers for the read Michael, I'm happy you enjoyed it.
The booger line was completely random and just threw it in there so to speak and thought no one would like that line at all. Happy it found an audience.
Not sure about the typos, probably my grammar needs work, as far as spelling mistakes, apart from nothing found by the spell checker or anything I put in the script on purpose, I couldn't see what you're talking about. I did find the dvd should be DVD but fixed that a while back.
As there was a few Michaels on the site, I used screenriders full name. I have since amended this as it had bothered him, but not to the point where another Michael may be mistakenly thought of as the character.
As for the ending, well, really this shouldn't be revealed. Did they collaborate or not? I'll leave that open.
Cheers for the read Coding Herman, happy you found some laughs.
Despite Michael's comment that this was a real hoot, that was not how he put it to me. Actually, I should remove it from my signature to be correct.
EDIT: You need to take a chill pill screenrider. Can't believe I've had to block someone on this site.
Your audience is limited to regulars of this site, since anyone else would be left scratching his head. But I guess you already know that and decided to have some fun.
My only advice would be, go crazy on this from the start. Establish upfront this is a simply spoof. Maybe it's me but I think it might be taking a bit too long for the script to show its "real face".
I know what you mean, stick to one genre. Which I tried to do but seem to get in the habit of switching from drama to comedy (which I'd like to do in a film). But as it's a simplyscripts spoof, I should have stuck with the one.
Someone actually contacted me about shooting this script and I pointed them away from it. And he didn't know the background of the characters too. Funny odd world we live in.
If this is about the day in the life of Mr. Mcornetto then I say you have really, really studied your subject matter.
If I recall a few of Mcornetto's scripts have been psychodelic so that expalins the drugs reference. I'm pretty sure Mcornetto wrote a script about little kids picking their nose and rolling it up into the worlds biggest booger ball, so that explains the nose picking as a hobby.
A fun script that plays silly buggers with some of the SS locals.
I see how you came to that conclusion but this isn't based on cornetto but rather screenrider. You may have missed the arguments that seemed to come & go during the summer. Mostly on religion.