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My worst Christmas present was this really fine cologne my grandmother got me. I know, I know--not a bad gift at all...but I was freaking SEVEN when I got it! Why the fuck would a seven year-old be interested in cologne? All I wanted at the time were my toys and my videogames.
She's the classic weirdie granny, but I still love her
My grandmother brought me a shirt back from Thailand one year. It was a counterfeit Adidas shirt with the second "D" missing. So, technically it was an Adias shirt. Hideous colour as well, it was kind of a muddy red. Luckily it was a few sizes too small for me so I never had to wear it.
Phife, That Math book could net you some money. Seriously. America's Funniest Home Videos wants videos of children opening up their presents on Christmas. Check out their website. Since you have the video, why not copy it and send it in? Your worst present could turn out to be one of the best gifts ever.
Cindy
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While not a bad gift, one place I worked for (years ago) gave everyone Christmas bonuses....and they taxed it. Nothing like receiving a bonus where state, federal and FICA were taken out.
I got a bottle a 5 dollar shampoo once when I was 14. I was so pissed I brought my knee to my grandma's jaw, knocking her out, and screamed: "So I have dandruff, do I???"
No, I'm just kidding. It wasn't shampoo, it was some kind of detergent or something...
"The Flux capacitor. It's what makes time travel possible."
About three years ago my dad got me an lawn edger for Christmas.
That's probably the worst one I've ever gotten seriously as a present. But also, I've gotten, as jokes I presume, coal, Broken glasses, and a can of mole chili sauce.
This year mainly cards. Really I'd rather have the money they used to pay for the cards then the well wishing delivery device.
Lawn edgers are among the coolest of the garden tools...It's a spinning blade of torment and death to ANYTHING that falls in it's path...Hope it was gas powered...To that lawn, you are Jason Voorhees!!!
Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently - Dove Chocolate Wrapper
I got a bottle a 5 dollar shampoo once when I was 14. I was so pissed I brought my knee to my grandma's jaw, knocking her out, and screamed: "So I have dandruff, do I???"
No, I'm just kidding. It wasn't shampoo, it was some kind of detergent or something...
I guess that was a hint. You or your clothes stink.