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That would be "how to spot a noob." No offense, but I did find it amusing that too many people don't know these two very well know boar members. While Phil and Andy have both responded so it's very clear, I would be willing to wager that Sniper wasn't alone in his query.
Jesus Christ, you guys aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, huh? I was asking who was who in the PICTURE...you know, as a JOKE. Of course I know who Phil and Andy are.
I think the bowtie is cutting off blood to the funny side of your brain, George.
Down in the hole / Jesus tries to crack a smile / Beneath another shovel load
Jesus Christ, you guys aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, huh? I was asking who was who in the PICTURE...you know, as a JOKE. Of course I know who Phil and Andy are.
If you see me at your house, wearing a weird hat, you'll be more than thoroughly upset.
Phil
At least then I'd know what everyone was talking about in regards to that "strange man that keeps stealing everyone's dogs and pooping in the middle of the street".
Not much new here. Still farming out resumes and looking for work. Finally got my tiny severance from my former employer, idiots had delayed it for well over a month. But now unemployment benefits are kicking in, so that's good. Just wish we hadn't refinanced the house before I was laid off lol.
Of course the "honey do" list keeps growing since I'm not working...geez I'd rather be back in Pakistan again than till up one more freaking flower bed.
Falling behind on writing - am 53 pages into the first draft of a new script and it's just been sitting there for a month...haven't touched it. Also am behind on reading scripts, I have one promised I need to do this weekend.
It's just so easy to let things slide.
Let's see ...got the fabulous Planet Of The Apes Ultimate DVD Collection - the one that comes in the ape head
- it was an Amazon.com Gold Box deal for only $55 so I had to splurge. Now I've posted a few collectables on E-bay to pay for it.
Started reading a few books that had just been sitting in the bookcase...haven't finished any of them. Meh.
13 feature scripts, 2 short subjects. One sale, 4 options. Nothing filmed. Damn.
Currently rewriting another writer's SciFi script for an indie producer in L.A.
Not been around since the boards went down, Let's just say that my life suddenly got a bit more complicated and messed up for a while and the boards being down kinda made it easier for me to disappear quietly.
Although I do feel very bad about bolting mid-Soulshadows without sending in a script, I am very sorry Michael, I did feel a bit guilty about that, but the thought of the deadline was giving me even more stress than I could probably deal with at the time. Though that sounds really stupid now it made sense at the time.
Anyway, not written anything for ages and am desperate not to being an ex-bad screenwriter, i actually miss trying to be a writer, it was starting to be a great release for me and something that felt worth doing. So gonna try and get my head back into it and write something, and man have I got a bucketful of inspiration from my ups and downs of the last couple of months. Maybe the One Week Challenge, we'll see anyway.
So probably missed out on a few things, Seen Mike Shelton sold a script, wow that is brilliant news. Not sure if Sniper has finished Variant Z yet, will have to go and see what else I may have missed.
And again, I am very sorry about Soulshadows, I hope I can be forgiven.