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Me thinks this to be a hoax. This guy doesn't have the greatest track record or respect within the big foot enthusiast community. I heard another guy, a cryptozooligist from the university of Washington, wail on him the other day even though he believed that bigfoot existed.
According to the guy from the university of Washington, they wouldn't have had enough time to sufficiently analyze the DNA sample between when they claimed to get the body and the press conference. Also, the "corpse" looks like a costume to me.
Why would he do this then? Publicity. To fund his crap or sell books.
That said, I myself do believe in big foot. Lots of anecdotal evidence about them from numerous cultures going back hundreds of years.
The Giant panda was thought to be a myth before it was discovered in 1930, I think.
I haven't heard of this supposed "press conference." You'd think something like this would be big news and all over the web. I haven't checked out the link yet but I think it if it's a legitimate animal, then the description has more than likely been embellished to a degree that would peak the publicks interest.
Does Bigfoot exist? Hard to say. I don't think there's a missing link or anything, I'm a creationist. But I don't think it's beyond the possibility that a large animal might still exist in the uninhabited regions of the world. New species are being found almost daily.
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I never knew Bigfoot was lost. Just thought he was over in Hollywood, making commercials with those guys who tease him, and take off running.
Seriously though. those pictures look fake. Really bad fake.
Do I think there is a bigfoot? Sure. There's a Dogman.
Okay, this time I'll be serious. Anything is possible, but those pictures look really fakey.
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I never knew Bigfoot was lost. Just thought he was over in Hollywood, making commercials with those guys who tease him, and take off running.
Yeah, but they formed a union to stomp out such maltreatment. I hear they even have their own networking group: ABL, the American Bigfoot League. Oops, my bad. I was thinking of the American Vampire League.
I'm a sasquatch junkie and truely believe that it has and still does roam the forests of North America, although I do believe that the numbers are twindling due to mankinds expansion.
I am one of the believers that sasquatch is a Gigantipithicus, that originated in Asia and crossed over to North America when the two continents were attached at Alaska. Infact, jaw remains have been found in Chinese caves that depict a giant bi-pedal Gigantipithicus. I believe Sasquatch is a descendant of that.
That being said, I've kept my eyes on this supposed captured bigfoot, and reading on various forums about the people involved, it looks to be a hoax.
I'm a sasquatch junkie and truely believe that it has and still does roam the forests of North America, although I do believe that the numbers are twindling due to mankinds expansion.
All kidding aside, I too have a profound interest in sasquatch and other mythological creatures. My interest was sparked in the '60s, when I read "The Maybe Monsters" by Gardner Soule.
By now you've seen the recent footage of the chupacabra, caught on tape by a Texas lawman. Interesting.
I think its an alien. They came to colonize this planet and arrived at scattered places around the globe. That's why there's sightings all over the world. That doggy thing is probably one of their pets. And when they analyze the bigfoot DNA it will usher in a new era of genetic science, cures for a bunch of diseases. But then something will go wrong. It always does.
Yeah, but they formed a union to stomp out such maltreatment. I hear they even have their own networking group: ABL, the American Bigfoot League. Oops, my bad. I was thinking of the American Vampire League.
American Vampire League.
When I had my house, it had two acres of woods behind it, and I found a vampire hanging upside down in a tree...
Oh wait, I wanted to be serious again...
I found some strange tracks in the mud back there. They were a cross between hands and feet. The shape of a foot with really long toes. They were really strange. Don't know what it was.
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My favorite theory is that bigfoot is a sort of lycanthrope and that is why he is so rarely seen and why no bodies have been found--Once dead, Bigfoot changes back into being human.
This dead body would disprove that theory. So, some would, does common sense.
meh. Whether BigFoot, Nessie, and all those other monsters were real or not, it doesn't matter anymore. They'd be frickin' dead by now anyways.
Well, it's thought that the tortoise found in the Galapagos have a life span of 200 years...
But in reality, when we talk about 'bigfoot' we don't talk in singular term, we talk about the existence of a species.
Also, in my province alone (British Columbia, Canada) there are miles and miles of uncharted and unlivable land... perfect places for things to hide out.
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