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Well Matt, for each their own. I've read Dawkins but I like Gabriel Byrne's line...
Quoted from Usual Suspects - Keaton
I don't believe in God but I'm still scared of him.
That sums my views up. Now then, where were we? I see the mods have been busy. Fair play to them. Where are the rockers these days?
Quoted from Fight Club
Narrator: This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
Lou: [Lou hits Tyler in the face] Do you hear me now? Tyler Durden: No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou. [Lou hits Tyler again] Tyler Durden: Still not getting it. [Lou hits Tyler a few more times] Tyler Durden: Ok, I got it [pause] Tyler Durden: Shit, I lost it. [Lou continues to beat up Tyler]
Now then, if I could write that I'd be a better man. Every time I see it, it makes me smile.
Possibly the finest thread round here. I just pissed myself reading back through it (good work Rob et all). Anyways, you talking to me? You talking to me? I'm the only one here...
Quoted from Tommy in Goodfellas
Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy. [laughs]
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
Doing this one from memory so pardon my errors. Good opening gambit I thought...
Quoted from Intermission
[Colin Farrell walks into a cafe in a shopping centre. He looks like a right Dublin knacker. An old man is the only other customer. The girl behind the counter is young, she wears a blue t-shirt and has pert breasts. He approaches the girl, instantly an attraction is clear.
Farell: So yeah, sowed my wild oats, been around the block.
Girl: Really? You don't look it.
Farrell: Nah done all that. But it's not about that. You gotta take responsibility.
Girl: And how do you do that?
[He smiles, she flutters her eyelids.]
Farrell: Well, you start by nestbuilding. Get yer wok, your blenders.
[The old man pays his bill and leaves. They're alone. They smile. Farrell cuts to the chase...]
Farrell: But who's to say tomorrow, you and me...
[He gestures.]
Farrell: You and me... couldn't be soulmates...
Girl No one!
Farrell: Or maybe. I'm just a fucking thief.
Girl: What?
Farrell: Just a fucking thief who strolled in here and was just waiting for my moment before I...
[He thumps her in the jaw. She falls]
Farrell: ...Thump you in the jaw. Just waiting for my moment until the place was empty so I could empty the till.
Giosué Orefice: "No Jews or Dogs Allowed." Why do all the shops say, "No Jews Allowed"? Guido: Oh, that. "Not Allowed" signs are the latest trend! The other day, I was in a shop with my friend the kangaroo, but their sign said, "No Kangaroos Allowed," and I said to my friend, "Well, what can I do? They don't allow kangaroos." Giosué Orefice: Why doesn't our shop have a "Not Allowed" sign? Guido: Well, tomorrow, we'll put one up. We won't let in anything we don't like. What don't you like? Giosué Orefice: Spiders. Guido: Good. I don't like Visigoths. Tomorrow, we'll get sign: "No Spiders or Visigoths Allowed."
[during the executive card game, Matthew Bevilaqua tries to clean up cheese from Silvo Dante, Silvio goes ballistic] Silvio Dante: What the fuck are you doing? Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Sil, take it easy. Silvio Dante: [turns to Tony] I'm losin' my balls over here! This fucking moron's playing "Hazel". [turns back to Matthew] Silvio Dante: Get the fuck out of here! Matthew Bevilaqua: I was just trying to sweep the cheese away... Silvio Dante: Why? Why now? Leave it there. Matthew Bevilaqua: I don't know. I was just... Silvio Dante: What? [turns the other guys] Silvio Dante: Where do you get these fuckin' idiots, huh? Where do you get them? He's sweeping the cheese, I'm trying to get... [turns back to Matthew] Silvio Dante: [shouts] Leave the fucking cheese there, all right? I love fuckin' cheese at my feet! I stick motherfuckin' provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning. Alright? Now leave the fucking cocksucking cheese where it is! Here, here, here. [he swipes off the cheese on his plate onto the floor] Silvio Dante: Go ahead. Have a good time.
Down in the hole / Jesus tries to crack a smile / Beneath another shovel load
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