Quoted from FMJ G.S. Hartman: I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir. Do you maggots understand that? Recruits: Sir, yes sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair. Recruits: SIR, YES SIR!

Quoted from FMJ Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' shit, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?

Quoted from FMJ Da Nang Hooker: Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Vietnam? Private Joker: Not just this minute. Da Nang Hooker: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party? Private Joker: Yeah, we might party. How much? Da Nang Hooker: Fifteen dollar. Private Joker: Fifteen dollars for both of us? Da Nang Hooker: No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY. Private Joker: Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each. Da Nang Hooker: Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much. Private Joker: Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend. Da Nang Hooker: Okay. Ten dollar each. Private Joker: What do we get for ten dollars? Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing you want. Private Joker: Everything? Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing. Private Joker: [to Rafterman] Well, old buddy, feel like spending some of your hard-earned money?

this is really funny staff.

I will rent this movie today .

Thanks to mention it.

Pleasure Dimitris. One of the finest there is.

Quoted from FNM Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'm Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor, from now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and the last word out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that? [recruits answers: Sir. Yes Sir!] Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair! [recruits repeats with a louder tone] Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

Ummm... yeah.

Shelton's zinging again. Where's Sandra Elstree now when I need her?

Quoted from FMJ Private Joker:  How can you shoot women or children? Door Gunner:  Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?

I see Rob and I raise you with a

Quoted from FMJ Private Cowboy: Don't shit me, man! Private Joker: I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd!

Call.

Quoted from FMJ Animal Mother: This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang".

I raise you with

Quoted from FMJ Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

All in.

Quoted from FMJ Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint! Jesus H. Christ! I think you've got a hard-on!

That was a good one. All in with...

Quoted from FMJ Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny? Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face. Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir. [tries to stop smiling] Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, any fucking time, sweetheart! Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I'm trying, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE! Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I can't help it, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [Pyle drops down to his knees] Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Now choke yourself. Private Gomer Pyle: [Pyle wraps his own hands around his throat] Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Goddamn it, with MY hand, numb-nuts! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [Pyle reaches for Hartman's hand] Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Don't pull my fucking hand over there! I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [choking Pyle] Are you through grinning? Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, I can't hear you! Private Gomer Pyle: [louder] Sir, yes, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, I STILL can't hear you! Sound off like you've got a pair! Private Gomer Pyle: SIR, YES, SIR! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That's enough; get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up! Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.

Is that you john Wayne, is this me?

Private Joker: Well, pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit.
Animal Mother: You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing! I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!

Marines: [chanting] This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

Private Joker: I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!


And.... I win.

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Allow me to retort....

PJ "Yes, sir!"

SG"I want it so sanitary and spotless and sparkling that the Virgin Mary herself would he
proud to go in there and take a dump."

PJ    "Yes, sir!"

Joker and Cowboy start for the head.

SG "Private Joker!"

PJ "Yes, sir!"

SG "Do you believe in the Virgin Mary?"

PJ "NO SIR!" I say.

PJ "It's a trick question.  Any answer will be wrong, and Sergeant Gunnery will heat me harder if I reverse myself.

Sergeant Gunnery punches Joker in the solar
plexus with his elbow.

SG "You little maggot!"

His fist punctuates the sentence.

SG "Are you a Jew?"

PJ "Sir no sir!"

SG "An atheist?"

PJ "Sir no sir!"

SG "A communist?"

Joker stands to attention, heels locked, eyes front, swallowing groans, trying not to flinch.

SG "You make me want to vomit, scumbag.  You goddamn heathen.  You better sound off that you
love the Virgin Mary or I'm going to stomp your guts out."

Sergeant Gunnery's face is about an inch from
Joker's left ear.

SG "EYES FRONT!"

Spit sprinkles his face.

SG "Are you winking at me?"

More spit. Joker blinks.

SG "No, sir."

PJ "Are you eye-fucking me?"

He punches Joker in the stomach.

PJ "Negative, sir."

SG "You want to fuck your drill instructor? You want to smoke his pole?"

More spit.

PJ "No, sir!" Joker manages not to blink.

SG "If I catch you winking at ms again, I'm going to gouge your eyes out and skullfuck you!"

PJ "Yes, sir!"

SG "Now, sound off, you do love the Virgin Mary, don't you?"

PJ "SIR, NEGATIVE! SIR!"

SG "What did you say, prive?"

PJ "SIR, THE PRIVATE SAID, 'NO, SIR!' SIR!"

Sergeant Gunnery's beefy red face floats by like a cobra being charmed by music.   His eyes
drill into Joker's, they invite him to look at him; they dare him to move his eyes one fraction
of an inch.

SG "Have you seen the light? The white light? The great light? The guiding light - do you have the vision?"

SG "Private Joker, are you trying to offend me?"

PJ" Sir, NEGATIVE, sir! Sir, the private belives any answer he gives will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat him harder if he reverses himself, SIR!"

SG "Who's your squad leader, scumbag?"
PJ "Sir, the squad leader is Private Snowball, sir!

SG "Private Snowball!"

PS "Sir, Private Snowball reporting as ordered, sir!"

SG "Private Snowball, you're fired. Private Joker's promoted to squad leader."

PS "Sir, aye-aye, sir!"

SG "Disappear, scumbag!"

Private Snowball: Sir, aye-aye, sir!

SG "Joker is promoted to squad leader."

Private Snowball hesitates. "AYE-AYE, SIR!"

SG "Go."

Private Snowball does an about-face, runs back down the squad bay, falls back into line in
front of his rack, snaps to attention. Sergeant Gunnery turns to Leonard.

SG "Private Pyle, Private Joker is your new bunkmate. Private Joker is a very bright boy.  He will teach you everything.  He will teach you how to pee."

Joker says, "SIR, THE PRIVATE WOULD PREFER TO STAY WITH HIS BUNKMATE, PRIVATE COWBOY, SIR!"

Sergeant Gunnery looks from Joker to Cowboy.

SG "You queer for Private Cowboy's gear?  You smoke his pole?"

PJ "SIR, NEGATIVE, SIR!"

SG "Outstanding.  Then Private Joker will bunk with Private Pyle.  Private Joker is silly and
he's ignorant, but he's got guts, and guts is enough."

I don't care what anyone says, Rob stole with

Quoted from FNM Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing! I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!

Other contributions are welcome people, but that one stakes it high. Credit where it's due.

Quoted from rendevous Other contributions are welcome people.

Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

Now then Shelton. Wrong thread. However, you know the scoreand how big a Kubrick head I am. When I'm sober, possibly November if you're lucky, I may start that thread. As for now I know you're taking the piss. And fair play to you.

How tall are you are soldier? Do you suck dick?

I couldn't 'quote' the quote to the page but the 'reacharound' one was a pisser.

Quoted from stevie I couldn't 'quote' the quote to the page but the 'reacharound' one was a pisser.

you can find other quotes here. You don't even have to watch the movie...
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Full_Metal_Jacket

Great movie though.

Indeed it was Stevie.

And no 'Me', you're missing the point. We all know we can find the quotes, the whole point is you say your favourites.... Over to you my dear.

Quoted from rendevous And no 'Me', you're missing the point. We all know we can find the quotes, the whole point is you say your favourites.... Over to you my dear.

Maybe you're missing my point...there are lots of good movies out there with great dialogue that can be found on line...

(and yes, I am in a cranky mood today!     )

Lawrence?  Lawrence what?  of Arabia?  I don't like the name Lawrence.  Only faggots and sailors are named Lawrence.

Ah now. I was just pointing out the point of the thread. And I hope I'm not getting the wrong side of you Me.

I do know better than to mess with the 'wisers' of this group. Sorry. But point made. [ RV runs away with head low]

Herbie Robinson...baseball player. He upended and well...he'd been bitten in half.

Stevie? What the fook? As they do say round here?

from my favorite movie...

"if you can find cheaper p&%#y anywhere, f*&k it"

now that's good dialogue! classy too!

Quoted from Grandma Bear "if you can find cheaper p&%#y anywhere, f*&k it" now that's good dialogue! classy too!

whatever this movie is just became my favorite one...

"that's what I call a fucking show"

Quoted from stevie whatever this movie is just became my favorite one...

Welcome to From Dusk Till Dawn. =)

Quoted from Grandma Bear "that's what I call a fucking show"

"Psychos?  Is that what they looked like?  They were vampires.  Psychos...do not explode when sunlight hits them.  I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!"

Private Joker: Leonard, if Hartman finds us here, we'll be in a world of shit.
Private Gomer Pyle: I *am*... in a world... of shit.

And

SG "Now, sound off, you do love the Virgin Mary, don't you?"

PJ "SIR, NEGATIVE! SIR!"

SG "What did you say, prive?"

PJ "SIR, THE PRIVATE SAID, 'NO, SIR!' SIR!"

Sergeant Gunnery's beefy red face floats by like a cobra being charmed by music.   His eyes
drill into Joker's, they invite him to look at him; they dare him to move his eyes one fraction
of an inch.

SG "Have you seen the light? The white light? The great light? The guiding light - do you have the vision?"

SG "Private Joker, are you trying to offend me?"

PJ" Sir, NEGATIVE, sir! Sir, the private belives any answer he gives will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat him harder if he reverses himself, SIR!"

SG "Who's your squad leader, scumbag?"
PJ "Sir, the squad leader is Private Snowball, sir!

SG "Private Snowball!"

PS "Sir, Private Snowball reporting as ordered, sir!"

SG "Private Snowball, you're fired. Private Joker's promoted to squad leader."

PS "Sir, aye-aye, sir!"
SG "Disappear, scumbag!"

Private Snowball: Sir, aye-aye, sir!

SG "Joker is promoted to squad leader."+

The guy who played Sergeant Gunnery was a real life drill sergeant who was initially hired as an advisor but he was so good they sacked the actor who was to play Sergeant Gunnery and gave him the part.

Oh dear. Just reading back on my own posts from last night.

[note to self: stay away from computers when half cut ya fecking eejit ya. I could delete but then Me would look mad and I'm not having that. And besides, a boy's gotta learn....]

So is this now a name-you-favourite quote thread? Or guess the movie? If so, cool - I was running out of FMJ quotes. Here's one:

Quoted Text Roger: Come off it, Eddie! We're all committed to the case, we all believe it's a good fight. Eddie: Good fight? You think I'm going into court to make a fucking statement? You think Shu give a shit if we go down, but go down nobly? This is a man looking at 40 years of HARD TIME! He could've had a deal and been out in five, but he bet it all on ME! Don't give me that liberal yuppie bullshit about a good fight, this isn't fucking Yale! A good fight is one you WIN!

From the same movie:

Quoted Text Eddie: Do you know where Chuckie can be found? Teardrop: Hanging with his tongue out and a sign around his neck says "I Betrayed My Race" along with the rest of society's scum, on the Great Day of the Rope. Roger: Um... prior to the Great Day of the Rope, where can he be found?

Rob,

Lost me lad. However I do know this....

Quoted from FC Tyler Durden: Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.

And this is a fine opening gambit....

Quoted from FC Tyler points a gun into the Narrator's mouth] Narrator: [voiceover] People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden. Tyler Durden: Three minutes. This is it - ground zero. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? Narrator: ...i... ann... iinn... ff... nnyin... Narrator: [voiceover] With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. [Tyler removes the gun from the Narrator's mouth] Narrator: I can't think of anything. Narrator: [voiceover] For a second I totally forgot about Tyler's whole controlled demolition thing and I wonder how clean that gun is.

And, just to stay on subject...

Quoted from FMJ Private Cowboy: Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical. Private Joker: What was the matter with him? Private Cowboy: He was jerkin' off ten times a day. Private Eightball: No shit. At least ten times a day. Private Cowboy: Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy fucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division.

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

Quoted from rendevous Oh dear. Just reading back on my own posts from last night. [note to self: stay away from computers when half cut ya fecking eejit ya. I could delete but then Me would look mad and I'm not having that. And besides, a boy's gotta learn....]

PJ" Sir, NEGATIVE, sir! Sir, the private belives any answer he gives will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat him harder if he reverses himself, SIR!"

I'm off to bed to watch Disgrace. Gotta love big Mal.

Mr. Reid. Good work.

We need a new thread but to continue....

Quoted from Fight Club Narrator: Well, what do you want me to do? You just want me to hit you? Tyler Durden: C'mon, do me this one favor. Narrator: Why? Tyler Durden: Why? I don't know why; I don't know. Never been in a fight. You? Narrator: No, but that's a good thing. Tyler Durden: No, it is not. How much can you know about yourself, you've never been in a fight? I don't wanna die without any scars. So come on; hit me before I lose my nerve. Narrator: This is crazy. Tyler Durden: So go crazy. Let 'er rip. Narrator: I don't know about this. Tyler Durden: I don't either. Who gives a shit? No one's watching. What do you care? Narrator: Whoa, wait, this is crazy. You want me to hit you? Tyler Durden: That's right. Narrator: What, like in the face? Tyler Durden: Surprise me. Narrator: This is so fucking stupid... [Narrator swings, connects against Tyler's head] Tyler Durden: Motherfucker! You hit me in the ear! Narrator: Well, Jesus, I'm sorry. Tyler Durden: Ow, Christ... why the ear, man? Narrator: Guess I fucked it up... Tyler Durden: No, that was perfect!

Eminently quotable and definitely one of my favourites.

Tyler Durden: Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?
Narrator: No, I did not know that; is that true?
Tyler Durden: That's right... One could make all kinds of explosives, using simple household items.
Narrator: Really...?
Tyler Durden: If one were so inclined.
Narrator: Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I've ever met... see I have this thing: everything on a plane is single-serving...
Tyler Durden: Oh I get it, it's very clever.
Narrator: Thank you.
Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: Being clever.
Narrator: Great.
Tyler Durden: Keep it up then... Right up.
[Gets up from airplane seat]
Tyler Durden: Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...?

I am Jack's cold sweat.

I don't like this movie

What? How can you not like...

[while burning the Narrator's hand with lye]
Tyler Durden: Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?
Narrator: No, no, I... don't...
Tyler Durden: Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.
Narrator: It isn't?
Tyler Durden: We don't need him!

I don't believe in God

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

Quoted from sniper I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

I am Jack's rolling eyes at your lack of surprise.

Quoted from chism I am Jack's rolling eyes at your lack of surprise.

I am Jack's broken heart  

Quoted from sniper I am Jack's broken heart

I am Jack's fingers morphing into the shape of the world's smallest violin.

Quoted from chism I am Jack's fingers morphing into the shape of the world's smallest violin.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct.

"You want me to hit you?"

Quoted Text

Quoted from chism I don't believe in God

...but I'm afraid of him.

Well, I believe in God. And the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.

Quoted from NJDevil Well, I believe in God. And the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.

GIMMETHEFUCKINGKEYSYOUFUCKINGCOCKSUCKERMOTHERFUCKAAAAARRRHHHH!!!

Interrogation Cop: What are you saying?
Fenster: I said he'll flip you.
Interrogation Cop: He'll what?
Fenster: Flip you. Flip ya for real.

Well Matt, for each their own. I've read Dawkins but I like Gabriel Byrne's line...

Quoted from Usual Suspects - Keaton I don't believe in God but I'm still scared of him.

That sums my views up. Now then, where were we? I see the mods have been busy. Fair play to them. Where are the rockers these days?

Quoted from Fight Club Narrator: This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. Lou: [Lou hits Tyler in the face] Do you hear me now? Tyler Durden: No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou. [Lou hits Tyler again] Tyler Durden: Still not getting it. [Lou hits Tyler a few more times] Tyler Durden: Ok, I got it [pause] Tyler Durden: Shit, I lost it. [Lou continues to beat up Tyler]

Now then, if I could write that I'd be a better man. Every time I see it, it makes me smile.

"You want me to hit you?"

Hell of a clip, Chris, hell of a clip.

I forgot how good that movie is. Thank you for that. Good work fella, as ever.

Possibly the finest thread round here. I just pissed myself reading back through it (good work Rob et all). Anyways, you talking to me? You talking to me? I'm the only one here...

Quoted from Tommy in Goodfellas Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny. Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny? Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy. [laughs] Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What? Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything. Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it? Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong. Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how? Henry Hill: Jus... Tommy DeVito: What? Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny. Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what? Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny! Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy! Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

Doing this one from memory so pardon my errors. Good opening gambit I thought...

Quoted from Intermission [Colin Farrell walks into a cafe in a shopping centre. He looks like a right Dublin knacker. An old man is the only other customer. The girl behind the counter is young, she wears a blue t-shirt and has pert breasts. He approaches the girl, instantly an attraction is clear. Farell: So yeah, sowed my wild oats, been around the block. Girl: Really? You don't look it. Farrell: Nah done all that. But it's not about that. You gotta take responsibility. Girl: And how do you do that? [He smiles, she flutters her eyelids.] Farrell: Well, you start by nestbuilding. Get yer wok, your blenders. [The old man pays his bill and leaves. They're alone. They smile. Farrell cuts to the chase...] Farrell: But who's to say tomorrow, you and me... [He gestures.] Farrell: You and me... couldn't be soulmates... Girl No one! Farrell: Or maybe. I'm just a fucking thief. Girl: What? Farrell: Just a fucking thief who strolled in here and was just waiting for my moment before I... [He thumps her in the jaw. She falls] Farrell: ...Thump you in the jaw. Just waiting for my moment until the place was empty so I could empty the till. [She nurses her jaw as he raids the till] Farrell: Cos you never can tell what's gonna.... [Two security gaurds walk in.] Farrell: ...Happen. [She smiles.]

Quoted from La Vita Et Bella Giosué Orefice: "No Jews or Dogs Allowed." Why do all the shops say, "No Jews Allowed"? Guido: Oh, that. "Not Allowed" signs are the latest trend! The other day, I was in a shop with my friend the kangaroo, but their sign said, "No Kangaroos Allowed," and I said to my friend, "Well, what can I do? They don't allow kangaroos." Giosué Orefice: Why doesn't our shop have a "Not Allowed" sign? Guido: Well, tomorrow, we'll put one up. We won't let in anything we don't like. What don't you like? Giosué Orefice: Spiders. Guido: Good. I don't like Visigoths. Tomorrow, we'll get sign: "No Spiders or Visigoths Allowed."

Quoted from The Sopranos [during the executive card game, Matthew Bevilaqua tries to clean up cheese from Silvo Dante, Silvio goes ballistic] Silvio Dante: What the fuck are you doing? Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Sil, take it easy. Silvio Dante: [turns to Tony] I'm losin' my balls over here! This fucking moron's playing "Hazel". [turns back to Matthew] Silvio Dante: Get the fuck out of here! Matthew Bevilaqua: I was just trying to sweep the cheese away... Silvio Dante: Why? Why now? Leave it there. Matthew Bevilaqua: I don't know. I was just... Silvio Dante: What? [turns the other guys] Silvio Dante: Where do you get these fuckin' idiots, huh? Where do you get them? He's sweeping the cheese, I'm trying to get... [turns back to Matthew] Silvio Dante: [shouts] Leave the fucking cheese there, all right? I love fuckin' cheese at my feet! I stick motherfuckin' provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning. Alright? Now leave the fucking cocksucking cheese where it is! Here, here, here. [he swipes off the cheese on his plate onto the floor] Silvio Dante: Go ahead. Have a good time.

Roberto. Hey! There he is...

Pissing myself laughing here. Now you're talking...

Quoted from Sopranos Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You know where I was yesterday when you called?... I was outside a whorehouse, while a guy that works for me was inside beating the shit out of a guy that owes me money. Broke his arm. Put a bullet in his kneecap. Dr Jennifer Melfi: How'd that make you feel? Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Wished it was me in there. Dr Jennifer Melfi: Giving the beating or taking it?

I woke up this morning
Got myself a gun...

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