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Don
Posted: December 15th, 2009, 1:04am Report to Moderator
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So, what are you writing?

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Mr. Conrneto,

Many happy returns of the day.  Without you, sir, SimplyScripts would be Cornetto-less and a sad, bleak place that would be.  

Don


Visit SimplyScripts.com for what is new on the site.

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Happy birthday!
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Tommyp
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Continuity Is For Pussies...

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Happy Birthday MC.

What Don said...


Shorts:
Hunted

Shards of Entropy

Leaving Tasmania, A Documentary


Webseries:
Picking Up (Was known as The Plan.)

Sitcom:

Untitled Two and a Half Men
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Happy birthday mr. Cornetto.....

So many birthdays these days.
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Happy birthday, Michael. Hope you have a good one.


Down in the hole / Jesus tries to crack a smile / Beneath another shovel load
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all the best on your birthday, Michael. I hear its gonna be 38 in Melbourne tomorrow!



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Quoted from stevie
I hear its gonna be 38 in Melbourne tomorrow!

Degrees?! You damn Aussies. I'm sitting here freezing my ass off while y'all kicking it in the sun. That shit is not fair I tell you. I don't wanna to wait to 2012, I want a pole shift now dammit!


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Happy Birthday!


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Takeshi
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Happy Birthday, ya crazy kid ya!  

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Cut to three weeks earlier

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Happy Birthday Michael & have a great day!

Found this video I think you might get a laugh out of.


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Helio
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Happy Birthday, Michael!
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Shelton's IMDb Profile

"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper." - Steve Martin
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Oh, everyone must be so wasted in Cornettoville.

Happy birthday, Michael.


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Quoted from Don
Mr. Conrneto,

Many happy returns of the day.


A birthday thread from Don??  Don???  Are you kidding me?

I guess the mods know where our Christmas bonus went this year.


Hey, it's my tiny, little IMDb!
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Mr. McCone,

Many happy returns. Have a very good one. I know I will.

Ren


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Brian M
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Happy Birthday!
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Happy birthday Michael!

Thanks for helping us struggling screenwriters. You're more appreciated than you know. You're a fun guy in cyberspace, anyway.

Gary
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Quoted from Don
Mr. Conrneto,

Many happy returns of the day.  Without you, sir, SimplyScripts would be Cornetto-less and a sad, bleak place that would be.  

Don


Ditto!!! Happy birthday, Michael!!!  

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Cornetto! Happy Birthday to you!

Two birthdays in a row this week. Whoa.

--Julio
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Happy birthday, Michael. Without you, I wouldn't have confusing or weird comments left under my Facebook statuses that would make me think.


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happy birthday. Haven't been here on for a while but I still scope the place out when I have a chance.


Just Murdered by Sean Elwood (Zombie Sean) and Gabriel Moronta (Mr. Ripley) - (Dark Comedy, Horror) All is fair in love and war. A hopeless romantic gay man resorts to bloodshed to win the coveted position of Bridesmaid. 99 pages.
https://www.simplyscripts.net/cgi-bin/Blah/Blah.pl?b-comedy/m-1624410571/
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Bon anniversaire, Monsieur Cornetto... dude!


Click here to see my scripts...
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Happy birthday.  May your wishes something something.


NEW!Everquenching Lemonade:Thirsty for a comedy short?
And the Rest!

Watch Squirt! (My web-series!)
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This is your birthday song!
It isn't very long!
Hey!

Happy Birthday!

~Zack~
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Happy Birthday Michael, have a good one.


Check out my scripts...if you want to, no pressure.

You can find my scripts here
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mcornetto
Posted: December 15th, 2009, 4:16pm Report to Moderator
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Hey everyone.

Thanks for the all the wonderful Birthday wishes.  I had a really nice and quiet one this year.  Cheers.
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I'm late, but happy birthday Michael!!

Nice quiet ones are the best ones IMO.  


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