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Helio
Posted: September 11th, 2009, 1:46pm Report to Moderator
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The Haunted Vagina
by Carlton Mellick, III



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It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead.




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I've met a few women in my time who that problem.


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Great title! what is it?


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It is a  weird book!

By the way I loved the title. Well, in reality I love all things related to it!

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Sandra Elstree.
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It is a  weird book!


And a weird world.  



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Ha Ha Ha Ha!



And based on the comic book...

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Great title! what is it?


The vagina is part of the female reproductive organs, Pia...


(Sorry but I couldn't help myself)



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Sandra Elstree.
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The vagina is part of the female reproductive organs, Pia...


(Sorry but I couldn't help myself)


In our world, it's the entrance to life itself. The vagina is very important and very Divine. Sacred as the Man who fills it with his Greatness. I would have a thousand and ten thousand to the nth power children with my husband. Infinite children. Infinite love.

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Damn! If I'd known it was that important I would've charged more...  


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In our world, it's the entrance to life itself. The vagina is very important and very Divine. Sacred as the Man who fills it with his Greatness. I would have a thousand and ten thousand to the nth power children with my husband. Infinite children. Infinite love.

Sandra[/quote]

That is awesome imagery Sandra.  I'll have to get my missus to read it...

By the way, are you adding a letter to your user surname every month?



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The vagina is part of the female reproductive organs, Pia...


(Sorry but I couldn't help myself)


Cometh the opportunity then cometh the man...


I was pissing myself about that for at least half an hour.


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Anyone remember a film called "Grim Prairie Tales"? It was a collection of ghost stories set in the old west.

One story concerned this woman who - how can I best describe this - - - sucks the men she is having sex with up into herself via her vagina and digests them!

It's the only bit of the movie I can remember!
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