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I am new to this board and have only been able to read a little here and there. From what I have been able to read, everyone here seems to have exception skills!
As much as I used to enjoy writing, I find that I am always without time to even begin anything! My name is Zane, and I am so lucky as to dwell in the lovely and flat lands of Kansas City. While you will probably not see a script out of me, I truly enjoy reading as much as possible. On that note, good luck to everyone out there and keep up the fascinating work!
Cheers!
"You know what? I don't think I care for you rationale." - Clerks
Love the site and thanks for the recommendation. There is such much to read, kind of overwhelming at the start. I will continue my journey of reading through every genre known to man.
Later on!
Z
"You know what? I don't think I care for you rationale." - Clerks
My name is Zane, and I am so lucky as to dwell in the lovely and flat lands of Kansas City.
Ah, the flat lands of Kansas. Drove through there on a few occasions between Oklahoma and Colorado. Zane, we're not too far apart. I'm actually in northeastern OKlahoma. It's where I call home until the movie gods call me to wherever it is they live and make movies they need for me to write....
My name is Oney Mendoza, my real name is Jim. Oney was just a nickname growing up, but virtually everyone calls me Oney now. I am 19 and I live in San Diego, future resident and student of SF state. I am Serbian(Yugoslavian) and Spanish, weird combo huh?
I am a interpreter for the deaf at the San Diego Courthouse downtown...I translate to judges, DA's, lawyers, public defendes, and the "jailed" LOL. The job also consists of prepping judges and public defenders about upcoming case(esp if it has been more than 1 month since their last court date). It's a fast pace job, I don't like it...but the money is good I also study biology, physiology, and English(of course), but I have no clue what I want to do later in life. Biology REALLY interests me....but..um...I don't know LOL. As for my writing "career", it'll never happen, but it's been a hobby of mine since 5-6th grade.
I'm a lousy bf also, seriously I don't know why. One of my last relationships felt like it belonged in a soap opera.
I'm also a chain smoking, meth addict! No...only kidding. But I do smoke(cigarettes) once in awhile, never tried dope and never will. I only drink once in a blue moon, I don't like drinking very much, I'm not the type of person who has a better time while drunk or buzzed...I'm the type where my head is pounding and I feel like I have my stomach in my throat, and that's only after one shot of...well anything! Yeah...sad, I know...my friends always laugh.
I totally must be thick as I cannot see how Oney was derived from your name!! Nice to meet you properly. San Diego is cool, I loved the wildlife park there, would love to check it out again.
Seribian and Spanish mix, wow, quite unusual. I am a Greek Cypriot from the lovely little island of Cyprus which is now classed as a European country. It's also knows as the island of love...
Your job sounds rather tough! Wow, I thought I had it bad in the legal industry. Yours sounds way more interesting than mine.
Oh no! Im,sure you're not really a lousy boyf! I'm here to help, should you want a female perspective on things. I will refrain from using foul language as I have now shattered the illusions of all the lovely chaps on this board that I am a lady. Oh well, gotta start from scratch again, lol!
I could totally drink you under the table then if you aren't up for more than one shot!Haha! If I do get to hang out with Phil in New York, I will most certainly put my money where my mouth is and have a few drinks with him and his wife!
Lovely getting to know you, this thread often gets neglected and the section is underused in general.
Ah, the flat lands of Kansas. Drove through there on a few occasions between Oklahoma and Colorado. Zane, we're not too far apart. I'm actually in northeastern OKlahoma. It's where I call home until the movie gods call me to wherever it is they live and make movies they need for me to write....
Speaking of which, this has always interested me, do all the American states have nicknames/joke names?
I looked at Kansas city/Missouri on a map and it's rather square, no funky shape.... Do they all have cool nicknames as per their shape and location sort of thing?
I noticed that Florida looks rather phallic shaped... I wonder if it's been the butt of any jokes? Montana looks like it has an old man's side face profile! How spooky is that?!
Also, how in the heck do "Y'ALL" remember all the damn states you have?! ...See Zane, I still know my Kansas City talk I think you've rubbed off on me now!
Good to hear from someone stuck in the midwest George. Sounds like you have experienced the agony of the road trip from here to Colorado. I hope that call comes to you soon, just dont forget about those of us still suck in the corn mazes!
Dear god Andy, phallic shaped? LOL
As for all the states, they tend to pound that into your head at an early age, and even have a "bloody" song that lists them all in alphabetical order!
....and dont try messin' with my brit-speak!
"You know what? I don't think I care for you rationale." - Clerks
LMAO! Well... it does look like a todger... I would've thought you'd have nicknames for all of them!
How in the world does that 'bloody' state song go then? Never heard of that one!
Your brit speak is coming on in leaps and bounds!!Haha! Well, I better go look me up some more dodgy looking states...
I love road trips by the way! It's so fun driving from state to state - I love the way each one is completely different. Just don't stop for hitchhikers...
Later, y'all
PS - I will place my new ad up here - “Single lady looking for someone to watch me sleep, butterflies a bonus” - Could you imagine the kinds of replies to that?!!
My name's Bruce. I love movies. They're practically my life. I'll watch them daily, after school of course. I'm 17. I love music too, I'll always have my ipod on. I have depression, and its a sonofabitch, but I'm getting better. I write and I feel somewhat better.
I've written three short scripts which I hope to get up here soon:
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I wonder if it's been the butt of any jokes? Montana looks like it has an old man's side face profile! How spooky is that?!
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