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Shelton
Posted: December 3rd, 2007, 7:27pm
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Its hard to talk to her, it really is. No classes together, and I really don't feel like walking over to her during lunch and start talking to her.
Have you tried stalking?
A pro stalker can make "random encounters" seem much more random than they actually are.
If all else fails, go to the chloroform.
Shelton's IMDb Profile "I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper." - Steve Martin
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dogglebe
Posted: December 3rd, 2007, 7:35pm
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Have you tried stalking? A pro stalker can make "random encounters" seem much more random than they actually are. If all else fails, go to the chloroform.
I tried stalking for a while, but I wasn't good at it. I kept giggling.
Seriously though, find out what you both have in common and work from there. If you have nothing in common, then you should consider moving on.
Phil (king of the hill)
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Toran
Posted: December 3rd, 2007, 7:43pm
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I tried stalking for a while, but I wasn't good at it. I kept giggling.
lol.
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Seriously though, find out what you both have in common and work from there. If you have nothing in common, then you should consider moving on.
I know, its just -- Its hard to find an opening. A way to actually
start the conversation.
What am I working on?!? Splatter - Revisions Bad Hare - Writing
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dogglebe
Posted: December 3rd, 2007, 8:12pm
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What do you have in common. Do you have anything in common? If not, then it's just a physical attraction which you will get over. Whatever you do, don't turn your life into a 1980's teen angst film. I couldn't deal with the soundtrack. Phil
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Toran
Posted: December 3rd, 2007, 8:40pm
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We do... from when we use to talk -- we have A LOT in common. Which is another reason I like her.
What am I working on?!? Splatter - Revisions Bad Hare - Writing
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bert
Posted: December 3rd, 2007, 8:47pm
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She's in Accelerated Math, just like me...,
There you go, dude.
Pick a topic in math you know well. Then, ask her for help on it.
Say you do not understand it. Let her explain it to you.
Then -- just like that -- you understand it. And she thinks it is because she explained it to you. She is such a great teacher.
So she feels really smart and good about herself. Because of you.
Then, you are like, "Hey, I really appreciate your help. You should let me buy you lunch or something."
And you are golden. Sheesh. It's almost too easy.
Hey, it's my tiny, little
IMDb!
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Toran
Posted: December 3rd, 2007, 9:01pm
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Yeah.... but that whole no-classes-together doesn't work. Though, if I change to PM Block, thats the only way I'll have to talk to her.
What am I working on?!? Splatter - Revisions Bad Hare - Writing
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dogglebe
Posted: December 3rd, 2007, 9:19pm
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What about after school? Phil
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Toran
Posted: December 3rd, 2007, 9:36pm
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I live incredibly far away from that school, so I ride the bus. And so does she. Unless I somehow find out that she's needing to stay after-school (from one of our same teachers) and then stay.
What am I working on?!? Splatter - Revisions Bad Hare - Writing
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dogglebe
Posted: December 3rd, 2007, 9:54pm
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Ask Shelton for some roofies. That's how he met his wife. Oh snap! Phil
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tomson
Posted: December 3rd, 2007, 10:15pm
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Bert, can you please explain bad mutations of dividing cells to me? I seem to have trouble understanding it.
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dogglebe
Posted: December 3rd, 2007, 10:18pm
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Oh good. Pia has her pretty avatar back. Phil
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Shelton
Posted: December 4th, 2007, 12:31am
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Quoted from dogglebe
Oh snap!
That's the sound Phil's blowup doll makes when he puts a little too much weight on it.
Shelton's IMDb Profile "I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper." - Steve Martin
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James McClung
Posted: December 4th, 2007, 3:03am
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Apparently, you've already talked to this girl. I imagine that would make it a little easier to start a conversation than if she had no idea you exist. With that said, you could probably walk over to her during lunch, as you suggested, and start a conversation. If you feel awkward about that, I can't imagine how a classroom setting would change things that much. If anything, you have a better opportunity to talk to her outside of class. Whatever the case is, you'll probably feel better if you just talk to her, even if you're rejected (at least you know where you stand) and even if you're rejected, it doesn't neccesarily mean you have to give up. If she doesn't like you the same way you like her or she flat out tells you to go fuck yourself, move on. If not, it might not hurt to be a little persistent. It's worked for me and a lot of friends I had in high school (some of whom, frankly, I'm surprised got any girls at all). Girls like to play games but that doesn't mean you can't win. In any case, I can tell you right now, nothing's going to happen if you don't talk to this girl.
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sniper
Posted: December 4th, 2007, 3:16am
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So the girls are sleeping with the same guys, just to clarify.
Unless they're lesbians and are sleeping with each other, which - when you think about - is even hotter!
Down in the hole / Jesus tries to crack a smile / Beneath another shovel load
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