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Anyone who has any interest in bashing any other user shouldn't be allowed on the site. If George's SIMPLY THE GODFATHER came true and I were running the place, a bash of a user that's beyond good natured teasing would result in a suspension for a year.
Like you when you bashed Don. Then you opened your own simplyscripts for only the great Alan's work.
You shouldn't be here, period.
Don gives you opportunities to be a member and you piss on them with your "I am the greatest and can never be wrong attitude" and this thread only proves it right.
This site is not for preaching and that is all this "shit" is. At least my documentary is meant to be shit. It's just a bunch of different animals and humans eating and playing in shit.
Alan, I think you and I might have been the only ones that read George's GODFATHER. I remember it clearly. I remember your parts too. In that script though... Phil and I were married!!
That script was so good I forced my friend Ed to read it
Like you when you bashed Don. Then you opened your own simplyscripts for only the great Alan's work.
Or the time I learned to tie my shoes ... in grade three. Or the time when I was a little kid and I got stuck in a pile of mud for a few hours ... until I took my feet out of my rubber boots and walked away. Or the time I set up a stage in my front yard and used a skipping rope as a microphone.
and you piss on them with your "I am the greatest and can never be wrong attitude"
You know who else is the greatest? You. Let yourself feel like you're the greatest. It's a good way to feel. Everyone should always feel like they're the greatest. I recommend it. As for never being wrong ... well that's not true at all ... if I were never wrong, I wouldn't need to draft and edit my scripts so often.
my documentary is meant to be shit. It's just a bunch of different animals and humans eating and playing in shit.
It will be awesome.
Yes it will be. I totally love how you describe it, and I want to see it. I hope people review it. I hope it doesn't go underrecognized like all the great stuff I've mentioned in this thread.
I've seen photos of injured and dead kids in Iraq and Afghanistan. I've seen videos of American soldiers in Iraq KILLING innocent people and laughing about it.
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Start being part of the world. Man up, and wake up, and stop flinging insults at men who tell you to do so.
Do you become part of the world by looking at videos and photos, Alan? Or do you actually leave your parents' basement and physically go out in the world? I've seen the dead up close and I've tended to the injured.
Photos and videos don't mean shit.
And, just to repeat myself: I ask that people lay of this thread on Saturday--let's make it the whole weekend--unless they're talking about the documentaries listed here. Let's get back to writing and reviewing scripts.
No thread has any causal relationship to weather or not people are working on their scripts. They either are or they aren't.
The materials I'm talking about have been a large motivator in writing/editing my scripts.
In episode 16 of BANANA CHAN, Planet X causes a global heat wave in 2009. I didn't pull that idea out of my ass. I got that wisdom from a variety of sources, and I wanted Banana Chan to be produced in 2008 so that the episode could give people who are "in the know" encouragement to speak to the media so that people can make the proper preparations.
Here's a good recent story on the topic from a media source:
In that article, the "Archons" the reporter mentions are the reptilians.
Whenever you mock the stuff I say about reptilians, you're mocking the wisdom of not only North American aboriginal cultures, but also aboriginal cultures all around the world, including many African tribes, and the Japanese Ainu. When you mock what I say about reptilians, you're displaying worse Foreign Policy skills than Palin ... and this isn't an endorsement of Palin ... her Foreign Policy skills suck @$$.
So Banana Chan is predicting a global Heatwave next year? What are his predictions for the stock market? And does he have any insight as to whether the Phillies are going to win the World Series this year? I really want a parade! And is Cole Hamels a reptilian?
In episode 16 of BANANA CHAN, Planet X causes a global heat wave in 2009. I didn't pull that idea out of my ass.
And since you bought up Banana Chan and ass, I thought I would reveal that my documentary that is a masterpiece of shit is called Banana Chan. True story.
When in 2009 the heatwave doesn't hit, you have to get a life.
Alan Holman, Chief Frymaker at your local fast food restaurant. Coming 2010.
Oh and how hot is this heatwave going to be? I'm a fat guy and once the temperature breaks 70, sweating season begins, so any heads up on that would be great!.
DOGGLEBE SED: "Photos and videos don't mean s***."
ME SEZ: A photo of a dead or dying child in a war zone means that the pictured child was dead or dying in a war zone. In the documentary GOOGLE SPIDER GOATS, the footage of American soldiers killing innocent people and laughing about it means that American soldiers killed innocent people and laughed about it. So ask yourself what it means TO YOU that children are dying in war zones. Ask yourself what it means to you that your country's soldiers are killing people and laughing about it. And if you think that photos and videos "don't mean s***", then that means that you don't take your own work seriously. And to me that means that I don't want to read/watch any of your work.
SEAMUS19382 SED: What are his predictions for the stock market?
ME SEZ: A year ago, the movie ZEITGEIST predicted the current state of the stock market. And it also says what will be imposed upon us as the solution to the manufactured problem. Watch the movie ZEITGEIST, and then watch the sequel which comes out later today, to http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com
And you're asking about what I said regarding a Heat Wave. If you look at what I said, can you determine that I was specifically predicting it for 2009? I cited an episode of Banana Chan, but what are the circumstances of the event in the plot of that episode? I'm not going to fetch all the answers for you. But I'll show you where you can find some of the pieces of the puzzle, such as: if AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH can be considered a documentary, then this can be considered one as well ... http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=3107865392384270548 That has some of the pieces of the puzzle.
You'll find more pieces of the puzzle in these vids:
That clip is from an upcoming episode of The Simpsons that will air on November 2nd. The people who wrote that episode saw the HBO documentary HACKING DEMOCRACY. I have included a link to where you can watch that documentary online earlier in this thread.
Also, bart has tinfoil in his hand in that picture you posted.
I also joined The Tinfoil Hat Lady in somewhat of a sequel to her "lecture" ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99eZJWgIClY At five minutes and eleven seconds into this video -- that's 05:11 for all you timer-junkies out there -- I show up and join the team. I was there for quite a while, handing out DVDs, but you really only catch a glimpse of me at 05:11.
The point of the video is that American Black Ops uses as a tool a type of military strategy called "False Flag". That's where they secretly attack, or allow an attack to happen on, their own soil, so that they can manipulate the public to support military movements whose only purpose is to re-align the balance of power in the world to the ends of their own military dominance. Independent researchers like David Ray Griffin, Alex Jones, and David Icke, and others, have found that there is sufficient evidence to prove that 9/11 was a "False Flag" Black Op. The Military-Industrial Complex orchestrated or allowed to happen a terrible event that cost many lives. The military coldly calls the innocent victims "collateral damage", because victimizing innocents was the only thing they could think of in order to excuse making military moves to re-align the balance of power in the world so that their position in the global power structure is strengthened. If the United States were run by a gov't with any moral authority, the balance of power wouldn't matter as much to them as human lives ... they would have sacrificed their position within the global power structure ... but the leaders are arrogant. The world would have thought better of them. So we were spreading DVDs that highlight the facts. A knowledgeable public will make it more difficult for American Black Ops to carry out "False Flag" terror attacks on innocent people. I had already seen most of the movies that Beatta (The Tinfoilhat Lady) was there to hand out, so I was proud to join her team and give people free DVDs. Although I only show up for a few seconds in this official documentation of the event, I was there for longer than an hour, handing out DVDs and telling people THE TRUTH.
A lot of people don't like the original "ZEITGEIST" becuase it shows a lot of problems without offering solutions. Well the new sequel "ZEITGEIST: ADDENDUM" offers realistic solutions to ALL OF THE PROBLEMS ADDRESSED IN BOTH MOVIES!
I hope you'll agree with the solutions mentioned in "ZEITGEIST: ADDENDUM." And I hope you'll do your part in being part of those solutions in your own life.
P.S. I have a set of supplementary PDF files that explain these topics in better depth. The PDF files include books by various researchers. If you want the set of PDF files, just give me your e-mail address in a private note.
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Has anyone reviewed these documentary films on SS?
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