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Helio
Posted: December 20th, 2009, 1:39pm Report to Moderator
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Chris, happy birthday. Have a great day, dude!
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Happy Birthday Chris.


Check out my scripts...if you want to, no pressure.

You can find my scripts here
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Takeshi
Posted: December 20th, 2009, 4:07pm Report to Moderator
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Thanks fellas.

I can't believe it. I'm fucking 40. Me 40. It's just so not how I picture myself.

Anywho, I had a good day with my family and friends. I scored some nice presents too.
The best being a flat screen digital TV from my mum and dad.

Cheers

40. Jesus!!!  
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Brian M
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Enjoy your flat screen TV, have a great day!
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Happy birthday, Chris. 40, huh? Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later - fortunately.


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Happy birthday Chris

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Happy Birthday Chris!

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Happy birthday for yesterday Chris!!

40, hey?   Just think how old you'll be next time the pies win the flag....if



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Happy Birthday!

Glad you had a great day!  


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Very happy yesterday birthday Chris.

Don't believe me them about "Life Begins At 40" and all that tosh. Arthritis, hair loss, obesity, rotting teeth. All downhill from now on. Take my advice - hit the bottle. It all looks much better thru a drunken haze.

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Takeshi
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Thanks guys.

Next time I'm looking for scripts to review I'll remember who wished me Happy Birthday (and who didn't)  

But seriously,

Michael: that dude in the Birthday video looked like he had Asperger's Syndrome.

Rendy: I'm a recovering addict (11 years clean). So I better leave the booze alone.

Stevie: I expect the Pies to win a flag while I'm still 40. In fact I put a hundred bucks on them to win next year's flag at 15-1 and their odds have already come down to
11-1. Must be the Luke Ball factor.  

Rob, Pia, Brian, Matt and Michel. Cheers. I love you knuckle heads.  





  
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Quoted from rendevous
hair loss

Funny you should mentioned that one - well, not so funny really. No, I'm not going bald or anything, in fact, I'm just waiting and hoping for the hair loss to start - and I'm hoping it'll start in my ass! What the fuck is that about anyway? I've got more hair in my ass than I've got on my chest. Don't even get me started on the hair in my nose and ears. What's the point of that? Why would I need hair in my nose? No reason what so ever. I don't need it in my nose, I don't need it in my ears and I certainly don't need it in my ass.



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Rendy: I'm a recovering addict (11 years clean). So I better leave the booze alone.


Ah. Fair enough.

I'm a self indulgent addict, with a constitution and stomach like pig iron, so I'll drink your share fella.

Rob,

My hair is slightly thinning at the front. Thankfully I too get clumps of the stuff growing from ears and nose now to compensate.

My ahrse might be hairy, but checking would involve awkward angles and two mirrors. Or someone very obliging, with a constitution and stomach stonger than ine.

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My ahrse might be hairy, but checking would involve awkward angles and two mirrors.

Mirrors? Don't be such a wuss, Ren, just reach down there and grab a handful. If you can braide it then it's time to get out the ol' trimmer.



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