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Mike Shelton Fan Club (currently 2215 views)
Sandra Elstree.
Posted: July 14th, 2009, 4:15pm
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What if the Hokey Pokey, IS what it's all about?
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Be it known, that on this Tuesday, the 14th day of July of 2009, I have deemed it to be the opening day of
The Mike Shelton Fan Club
If you would like to post some of his zingers here, go ahead and let us begin to worship this funny guy.
You've just brought a light to my day again, Michael. Funny guy! Completely Bizarre Bazaar
From: The Officially Whacked Homosexuality Thread Gone Mad
Quoted from JamminGirl
be careful of making too many assumptions... Quoted from Michael Shelton
Indeed. You don't want to go off and label straight people with kids as gay. Quoted from JamminGirl
Would a straight person with kids, who is very vocal in their pro-homosexuality stance, consider the label an insult? Quoted from Michael Shelton
No, but they would view it as an incorrect assumption. Sandra
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Shelton - July 14th, 2009, 7:47pmEdited for my more used name, although a fan club is probably not necessary
dogglebe
Posted: July 14th, 2009, 5:01pm
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Mike Shelton is a homosexual Mexican!
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JamminGirl
Posted: July 14th, 2009, 5:06pm
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Was that a zinger? I guess I'm not up on the term...
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Grandma Bear
Posted: July 14th, 2009, 5:17pm
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Quoted from dogglebe
Mike Shelton is a homosexual Mexican!
You're a bigot Phil!!
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sniper
Posted: July 14th, 2009, 5:17pm
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Quoted from dogglebe
Mike Shelton is a homosexual Mexican!
He's a Mexican? Gross!
Down in the hole / Jesus tries to crack a smile / Beneath another shovel load
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dogglebe
Posted: July 14th, 2009, 5:20pm
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ONly when it comes to homosexual Mexicans.
Lesbian Mexicans are way cool!
Phil (people should read scripts and not post on non-script threads)
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mcornetto
Posted: July 14th, 2009, 5:21pm
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Quoted from dogglebe
Mike Shelton is a homosexual Mexican!
His first name is Mike. How disgusting!
Wait a minute...
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dogglebe
Posted: July 14th, 2009, 5:23pm
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Quoted from mcornetto
Your name is Mike, too? We know what that means....
You're both Mexicans!
Phil
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sniper
Posted: July 14th, 2009, 5:24pm
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I thought Cornetto's "m" stood for manlover...you're saying it doesn't?
Down in the hole / Jesus tries to crack a smile / Beneath another shovel load
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dogglebe
Posted: July 14th, 2009, 5:29pm
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I thought Cornetto's "m" stood for manlover...you're saying it doesn't?
It stands for
Mucha Lucha Phil
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mcornetto
Posted: July 14th, 2009, 5:29pm
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I thought Cornetto's "m" stood for manlover...you're saying it doesn't?
I've only ever felt that way about you Snipey.
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Shelton
Posted: July 14th, 2009, 7:36pm
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Quoted from mcornetto
Wait, is this about me? I thought it was a fan club for the white, christian rapper.
Best part of this thread has to be Phil labeling lesbians and homosexuals as two separate groups.
Shelton's IMDb Profile "I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper." - Steve Martin
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Sandra Elstree.
Posted: July 14th, 2009, 8:10pm
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What if the Hokey Pokey, IS what it's all about?
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Quoted from dogglebe
OK, now we know that not only Michael can pull off the zingers.
INT. ALCOVE
As we enter the alcove, we approach Tanis, her back turned. She laughs hysterically, until finally, she turns. Notices us and winks.
Tanis
You be wonderin' what's so funny?
A strange mechanical sound whirs and dings behind her.
AT THE DISPLAY CASE
Tiny things, whirring and buzzing away. Like little robotic bug dolls- whirligigs.
Tanis
Now don't get too close. They's be pretty to watch, but holdin' them. You never know.
They be what you call a zinger, comes at ya quick and funny like, until one day...
Tanis' face turns around suddenly, whirling about as a dancer, her dress spiraling outwards, along with her hysterical laughter.
FROM ABOVE TANIS'
Her dress, fans outwards and we descend down into the whirl and the blur that it becomes:
FADE IN:
On a gyroscope.
Uhkay, just exploring the nature of zingers I guess.
Who was it that said: Everything is screenwriting.
Sandra
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Sandra Elstree.
Posted: July 14th, 2009, 8:13pm
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What if the Hokey Pokey, IS what it's all about?
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ZINGER!!!!
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dogglebe
Posted: July 14th, 2009, 8:52pm
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Actually, the best part was that no one questioned the Mexican reference.
Some gay men and lesbians do not like being put in the same group, FWIW.
Phil
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