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The Great Big SS Oscar Competition (currently 1519 views)
Murphy
Posted: February 25th, 2008, 9:12am
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I managed to stay away from the Internet all afternoon and evening today so I could watch the Oscars without having any of the winners ruined for me. In hindsight not sure why I bothered really, It is easy to forget how boring they are!!
I went and changed half of my selections this morning as I had a funny feeling that NCFOM would win a few awards. It was fully deserved although it is a real shame that There Will Be Blood was made in the same year because another time and that would have won everything.
Highlight of the night had to be Glenn Hansaard winning for Once - C'mon the Irish!!!
I should thank my agent, my producers, God, Colonel Sanders, Elvis Presley, the girl downstairs who makes my cappuccino and every member of my family for 9 generations.
But that would just be stupid.
Another historic Oscar win for the Irish though, so for the final word....
Technically, I have to stand up for Jordan, here. By 'Price Is Right' rules, which, I think everyone will agree are pretty much universal rules when it comes to these kind of situations, Jordan is the winner because Murphy went over.
Sorry, Murph. Can't argue with PIR. That was a funny acceptance speech, though.
Technically, I have to stand up for Jordan, here. By 'Price Is Right' rules, which, I think everyone will agree are pretty much universal rules when it comes to these kind of situations, Jordan is the winner because Murphy went over.
Sorry, Murph. Can't argue with PIR. That was a funny acceptance speech, though.
And now my obligatory, probably seen it coming from a mile away, Happy Gilmore response...
"The price is wrong, bitch"
PIR rules do not apply in 1 to 100 and I'm not Bob Barker or Drew Carey, although I wouldn't object if you wanted to have your pet, or even yourself, spayed or neutered.