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The boy who could fly
Posted: July 2nd, 2009, 10:41pm Report to Moderator
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NOW SHOWING
Buckets of Blood: Part II
Soul Shadows 2: My Soul To Take
Spoiled: Milked Edition
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Breanne Mattson
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I also love George Carlin. For those who don’t know who Tim Minchin is, every time I go to the grocery store, I get this stupid song in my head:


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Toby_E
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Wow, this is a hard one... Michael Mcintyre is a genius, but I'm a real fan of both Frankie Boyle and Jack Dee (both UK comedians - search them, they are geniuses). Dara O'Briain is very funny as well.


Here is some of my latest writing:

Dead Waters -- Thriller

Blood Harvest -- Thriller (7WC, full feature)

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Oh I forgot about Frankie Boyle, he cracks me up on 'Mock the Week'.


Check out my scripts...if you want to, no pressure.

You can find my scripts here
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Trojan
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I've seen Tim Minchin at a couple of benefit gigs. Does he ave a DVD out?


http://www.timminchin.com/merchandise/

You can also find most of his songs on YouTube if you do a search. Definitely worth a watch.

Cheers,
Tim.
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Tommyp
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I've seen Tim Minchin at a couple of benefit gigs. Does he ave a DVD out?


Yeah, he has two. So Live and So Fucking Rock, but they are similar.

If you want more info, there is some great stuff on http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/ about Tim.

EDIT: Tim! You beat me to it! I think my post is better though. Not being arrogant, but yeeeaaaah. Plus you should be in bed young man...


Shorts:
Hunted

Shards of Entropy

Leaving Tasmania, A Documentary


Webseries:
Picking Up (Was known as The Plan.)

Sitcom:

Untitled Two and a Half Men
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Trojan
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EDIT: Tim! You beat me to it! I think my post is better though. Not being arrogant, but yeeeaaaah. Plus you should be in bed young man...


I was in bed, but your mum's snoring kept me awake  
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Check out my Script:

Feature:
"Candy: Inspired by the Houston Mass Murders"
Horror, Drama - 15 year old drunkard Wayne Henley gets caught up in procuring his teenage friends for a serial killing psychopath. 117 pages
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Old Time Wesley
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Does anybody actually find Demetri Martin funny?

The guy has this oddly uncomfortable delivery and I'm on the fence. His actual stand up special was below average but his CD "These Are Jokes" was above average.


Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.
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dresseme
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Does anybody actually find Demetri Martin funny?


I liked him when he was in small doses on "The Daily Show", but I'm not really a fan anymore.
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Trojan
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For anyone who likes Tim Minchin check out this documentary:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1297297/

A camera crew follow him around before he has made a name for himself and we see his journey as he is on the brink of success. Really interesting to see the difference between his real self and his stage persona. It's worth watching just so see him with short hair.
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sniper
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TONIGHT, WE'RE GETTIN' FUCKED UP!


Ooohhh - this one's gonna come back and bite him in the ass. Still funny though.


Down in the hole / Jesus tries to crack a smile / Beneath another shovel load
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rendevous
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Nobody mentioned Bill Hicks yet? Oh dear.


Out Of Character - updated


New Used Car

Green

Right Back

The Deuce - OWC - now on STS

Other scripts here
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sniper
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Nobody mentioned Bill Hicks yet? Oh dear.

You mean Denis Leary...?


Down in the hole / Jesus tries to crack a smile / Beneath another shovel load
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rendevous
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No I bloody well don't Snipe, though I can understand the confusion.


Out Of Character - updated


New Used Car

Green

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The Deuce - OWC - now on STS

Other scripts here
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