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Quoted from Stevie 'Pass me that Silver Maxwell's doodah will ya?' about RV's names Anyhow VCR or what ever your F**king name is this week, i'm off to bed!
The "doodah" is "the hammer", of the smash and build variety.
Now what can we gather of the VCR? Vega!!! Copy back. Roger us on a River City.
Screenwriter's Translation:
Call out for help with illumination. Please respond. Give us the feed on the highlights to sell this baby River City style: What you need to cure your problems is this!
In other words again: Why the hell would anyone want to see it? River City me.
Of course it all makes much more sense if you've seen Contact and The Music Man.
And even MORE sense if you follow some of these threads.
Quoted from Sandra 'Why don't you just put everything I say in here RV' Elstree
I find that happens a lot. Must be the moon melons or something.
Quoted from Mr. Blonde
Whatever happened to worthwhile CGI movies? Seriously. Where are they? I checked under the carpet, in the closet, outside behind a tree. They are gone.
Maybe I'll go put them on a milk carton.
Quoted from mcornetto
The funniest thing for me was that I had worried I was off on my Phil character but after his response to this thread, I'm sure I wasn't.
But the winner is..... Heretic's answer to Mr. Blonde's earlier question.
Mr. Blonde made me laugh when he said:
Quoted from Mr. Blonde
Quoted from Mr. Blonde
Whatever happened to worthwhile CGI movies? Seriously. Where are they? I checked under the carpet, in the closet, outside behind a tree. They are gone.
Maybe I'll go put them on a milk carton.
That's how I feel about Variety specials like Sonny and Cher and "filmed in front of a live audience" like All In The Family.
Where'd they go? They are gone. 'tsokay we got
HELL'S KITCHEN!!! And I love Ramsay!!!
Heretic writes in response to Mr. Blonde's brilliant discovery:
Quoted from Ophelia Aerial birds eye view? As opposed to a non aerial birds eye view? and vile should be vial. Gotta work on this hooked on phonics stuff.
You've gotta love Ophelia!!! And...
Quoted from mcornetto
Quoted from mcornetto The funniest thing for me was that I had worried I was off on my Phil character but after his response to this thread, I'm sure I wasn't.
How could Phil not love his advantageous role and to have the opportunity of being the savior in Through The Fur Trap, Simply?
Hmm, takes all sorts Sandra. And the less mentions of Gordon 'what a fecking liar. If that's his face.... my God, what the hell must his scrotum be like?' Ramsey there is round here the better methinks.
Now then, to business...
Today's contenders are....
Her. Again. The rest of ya need to pick up the pace. Romeo did, er, I mean Clorox.
Quoted from Space Studio No. 12
That has to be a Blonde synchronicity. Gawd I'm evil. Sandra
Her. Yet a-bleedin'-gain.
Quoted from Space Cadet Elstree
..Which means: ...Either you or I by some strange coincidence or not
McCornetto having 'moment'. Writing that Fur Trap thingy musta had an effect on him
Quoted from McCornetto
...Fay Wray? That delicate satin draped frame As it clung to her thigh, how I started to cry 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same Give yourself over to absolute pleasure Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh Erotic nightmares beyond any measure And sensual daydreams to treasure forever Can't you just see it. Whoa ho ho! Don't dream it, be it Don't dream it, be it....
A winner will be chosen once I've had me tea. You can wait. Or choose. Whatever you fancy.
Er... NJDevil nominated this. Not me. I just do what I'm told, as those that know me well will attest to.Well, I do when it suits me.
Ahem.
Quoted from RV
Bit strong that. Steady! I do go out. When I run out of fags and booze and burgers. Oh, yes RE, impress them with your breeding and social skills, why don't ya? And stop talking to yourself, you dicky nutter.
That delicate satin draped frame As it clung to her thigh, how I started to cry 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same Give yourself over to absolute pleasure Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh Erotic nightmares beyond any measure And sensual daydreams to treasure forever Can't you just see it. Whoa ho ho! Don't dream it, be it Don't dream it, be it....
Michael Cornetto
Yes, this is most definitely hookied on phonics which is always the road to greater evils. Blast those advertisers of education. If it weren't for them, children wouldn't read and grow up to search out and buy Insatiable online.
Hey, we're online. Is there a connection? Oh dear. But I do love the mock seriousness or whatever it is in Fire in the Disco.
Don't you wanna know how we keep starting fires? It's my desire.
Truth has a way of being told and time has a way of telling it.
I owe about fifty reads or something silly but I will have a look at yours once I'm more straight. Er, with reads that is.
RV
Top quote of the day! And I don't think I'll ever straighten myself out. I'm as curvy as the first initial in my name. Well, perhaps with a blessing and a B+ on life's test, I might manage to sort out a few things. Like why I'm so confusing. No I think I know. It's that blasted planet Mercury that I'm under.
Lord have mercy on me Mercus.
Hey wait! I wikied: Mercutio is apt to make long, drawn out speeches (the most famous of which is the Queen Mab speech), and is generally thought to be reckless, a jokester, and a free spirit.
Well ain't that the truth. Hey maybe I really will get a B+ for playing my part so well.
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